Breaking News From Planet Snowflake – Kitchen Knives To Be Banned

As we’ve said before, this blog started  out as a social and political satire publication. Then about 2010 maybe, the virtue signalling of the political left and progressive liberals became so insane it was beyond sanity. This story illustrates how far beyond sanity we have travelled.

‘Beyond parody’: Call for UK to ban pointed kitchen knives ridiculed online

Church of England bishops (who else could be so far out of touch with reality?) are leading a campaign calling on the government to take a toughen up its position on on knife crime, in the wake of a massive upsurge in knife attacks and violent crime since the police were ordered to prioritise the investigation of ‘hate crime’ over pursuing real criminals. One of their suggestions is banning pointed kitchen knives. The suggestion has been met on social media with some confusion, and a lot of jokes.

Church leaders, with support from police, psychiatrists and politicians, penned an open letter to the government, arguing that domestic knives should be redesigned with rounded tips to reduce the number of life-threatening stabbing injuries being inflicted bt thugs with hunting knives, combat knives and machetes. They reportedly argue that pointed blades aren’t even needed in this day and age, given that we have forks to eat with. The useless old farts have obviouslt never skinned a rabbit or gutted a fish.

The absurdity of banning a common kitchen implement was pointed out by bemused netizens, particularly as the proposal comes after police recently announced that they will no longer post images of seized knives “to help reduce the fear of knives,” and as the Home Office uses takeaway packaging to basically tell people that stabbing is bad.

WTF? DON’T THEY UNDERSTAND THUGS THINK BEING BAD IS KOOL, SO TELLING THEN STABBING IS BAD WILL ONLY ENCOURAGE THEM?

Despite such highly effective crime-fighting tactics, the government seems to be having little actual effect on violent knife crime rates if official statistics cab ve believed, and efforts to ‘reach out’ to young criminas appears to be failing to reduce crime or assure the public that the problem is being dealt with.

Many Twitter users were baffled by the suggestion of a pointed kitchen knife ban, wondering if it’s some sort of joke, while others highlighted the fundamental futility of the idea by noting how easy it is to find an alternative sharply-pointed weapon, or to make one.

Some weighed in with creative alternatives to food preparation, should you find yourself bereft of a pointed kitchen knife.

And commenters across the pond were less than impressed with the ‘banning pointy knives’ proposal, with one saying: “When you Europeans get high and mighty about America’s guns and tell us we need to be more like you… this is what comes to mind.”

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Police Forces Taking Days to Respond to 999 Calls … While Hate Crime Declared a Priority

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Following the declaration earlier this year by the Terrorist Party Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, announced that in future London’s Metropolitan Police Force would not investigate minor crime but would in future be proritizing the prosecution of those deemed to have committed ‘hate crimes’, other police forces in Britain are following suit and declaring that tackling so-called hate crime a “priority”. The police watchdog has released a report revealing officers are taking days to respond to emergency calls.

Her Majesty’s Inspectorate of Constabulary and Fire & Rescue Services (HMICFRS) reported that “the system is under severe strain and in some forces the cracks are showing” in its annual review of policing in England and Wales, which warned there were “considerable delays” in responding to 999 calls for assistance in some forces.

Vulnerable people are being put “at risk” by the lack of a prompt response from some forces, according to the report, which disclosed that between 20 per cent and 50 per cent of reports requiring police to send a unit within 24 hours missed the target in one region. Strangely enough, it does not mention that the cops are keen as mustard when a Muslim complains that some bloke, by eating a bacon sandwich in the street, has commited a hate crime against Islam.

Though HMICFRS emphasised most forces were managing to keep the public safe at a time when officers are under “significant stress” from rising crime and reduced budgets, the watchdog noted that “too often”, victims were not getting a prompt response. Again the report failed to mention that most of the increses in violent crime are occurring in areas with a high proportion of recent immigrants in the population.

Crime figures released in February this year reveal that fatal stabbings in England and Wales are at the highest level since 2010-2011, while rapes at knifepoint rose by 23 per cent in the past year. London in particular, where you will recall, mayor Sadiq Khan has ordered the police to prioritise ‘hate crime’ is experiencing a huge surge in violent crime, particularly knife crome and acid attacks, often on randomly selected members of the public. But so long as the victims don’t have dark skin that little racist shit Khan does not seem to care.

Nationwide data from the Office for National Statistics (ONS) recorded 413 rapes involving a knife in the year to March, up from 334 the previous year, while in 2010-2011 the number stood at 258.

The statistics show fatal knife attacks also rose last year and revealed that while the number of female victims was the lowest in a decade, at 51, the number of males murdered in deadly knife attacks was the highest since 2009, standing at 164.

“Male victims aged 16 to 24 years and 35 to 44 years have seen the biggest increases over the last year, with both groups having 10 more homicides than in the year ending March 2016,” the ONS reported.

Overall, 215 people died in fatal attacks using a knife or other sharp instrument last year, which marked the highest number since the year to 2011, in which 236 people were killed.

Official data released in January showed the surging rate of violent and sexual crime in the UK had been accelerating faster than previously thought, with violent crime overall rising 20 per cent. The Lancashire Evening Post reported the latest ONS figures show “huge rises in robbery, sex and violent crime” in the country, where a number of regions recorded “alarmingly high increases” in offences over the last 12 months.

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Should "Chav" Be Banned

An article in today’s Guardian calls on us to ban the word “Chav”

I love The Guardian but unfortunately the editors do have this tendency to let Politicall Correct twats comment on stuff they just do not understand.

The writer clearly is so far up his own arse he has no inkling of what life is like on the mean streets as he declares that by using the term we stereotype white working class youth as feral beasts and show a middle class hatred for all things working class.

He should try telling that to some of the people who have been wounded recently in random knife attacks carried out by chavs.

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No Way To Solve The Knife Crime Crisis.

Just how far can politicians get their heads up their own arses?

Trying to clarify her ideas on how the knife crime crisis on Britain’s streets might be solved, Home Secretary Jaqui Smith yesterday insisted she had not proposed taking attackers to hospital to meet the people they have stabbed as has been reported in some tabloid newspapers.

Well, quite right, yeah. Can you imagine the accused standing over a stab victim’s hospital cot flanked by PCSO Tiny Littlebottom on one side and on the other by his brief who is whispering: “If this bastard gets in the witness box you’re going down for ten, now is your chance to finish him off and make a run for it.”

Even a Labour Home Secretary could see that idea is a non – starter.

Ms Smith told representative of the media yesterday that what she had meant to suggest was that people responsible for knife attacks should be made to attend “weapons awareness weekends.”

Does she think somebody who has stabbed at least one victim and possibly quite a few more is not aware enough of weapons?

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Crackdown on Knife Crime

The Government is still getting its knickers in a twist over knife crime among teenagers. They can’t decide if it is best to pretend there isn’t a problem or to harrass all young people whether they have knives or not.

This week a BBC Television News report showed the confusing nature of this issue. A reporter spoke to two lads of about fourteen who were brandishing kitchen cleavers while boasting of the damage they had done with them.

Should we be concerned at this? Fourteen year old boys are always wavng their choppers about but don’t really do much harm with them.

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