Lasagne Jokes

You’ve probably seen these, but the first one nearly made me choke on my Earl Grey and the second brought forth a snigger or six.

Horses hurtling towards the finish line in the 4.30 at York and the lead horse shouts out,

“Last one there is a Findus lasagne.”

New line of frozen food aimed at little girls, “My Little Lasagne”.

Both courtesy of The Times.