Cyril Smith victims may sue LibDems

Now this would be fun …

Former Rochdele MP, fat bastard and National treasure, now exposed as a serial kiddie fiddler Cyril Smith may posthumously bring down the Liberal Democrat Party. A book written by current Rochdale MP, Simon Danczuk reveals the extent to which the paedo politician’s crimes were covered up by political allies who bullied police Victims may sue Lib Dems

Among the revelations in Danczuk’s book, being serialised by the Daily Mail (which has always hated the Liberal Democrats) you will find:

Details of how Special Branch and Lancashire police thwarted at least two inquiries into Smith by detectives from other forces

Files of incriminating evidence were confiscated and suppressed by officers working for the Lancashire Chief Constable

The leader of Rochdale’s Liberal Party tried to bully local detectives into dropping inquiries into Smith in the 1960s

The Director of Public Prosecutions refused to prosecute Smith in 1970 despite receiving an 80-page dossier from police

Child porn was found in the boot of Smith’s car near Northampton, but he was released without charge after ‘a phone call was made from London’

Lawyers for Smith’s victims are looking to pursue Rochdale Council as well as the Liberal Democrats.

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As Boggart Blog has always said, the whole of the political and public service system is corrupt and degenerate. You know what to do in May when the three main parties are hoping to win your vote. Throw them all out until they start listening to the punters. Vote for the party that will abolish whitewash.

Lib Dems almost pull off greatest by election triumph ever

The result of the South Shields by election made necessary when Thunderbird 2 was engulfed in a meteor shower, lost its navigational equipment and left previous MP Virgil Tracy David Miliband stuck in a distant orbit must have left Lib Dems heartbroken.

After their unexpected victory in Eastleigh, when the party’s candidate held the seat for the coalition partners even though previous MP and Lib Dem deputy leader Chris Huhne had been banged up for dodging speeding fines, being a lying, conniving shit, a bully and a general twat, the Liberal Democrats had expectations of an even more headline grabbing result in South Shields by election in which eight candidates took the field and theirs had led a blameless life.

In the event Nick Clegg’s party were pipped by the Loonys and could only manage to finish seventh of the eight contenders.

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Cameron Betrays British Democracy To Serve Euro Nazis Again.

The Coalition government has announced it is was working behind the scenes to encourage European Commission officials to relax rules on so-called “Frankenstien foods”.

The news came after Owen Paterson, the Government’s Environment, Food and Rural Affairs, said in an interview with The Daily Telegraph that GM food should be grown and sold widely in Britain. Strange, the Coalition don’t have a mandate for this and it is not likely to go down well with rank and file Conservative farm subsidy troughers and Lib Dem tree huggers. It does however demonstrate even further the drift of the Lib Dems and Conservatives towards the position exclusively occupied recently by Labour at the authoritarian, anti – democratic end of the political spectrum.

Paterson also described consumer opposition to the technology as a “complete nonsense” and said the artificially developed food had “real environmental benefits”. People were even eating it in London restaurants without knowing it, he said. Well he didn’t lie about one thing, we don’t know what we are eating in London restaurants; soup the chef has pissed in, cheese sauce the waiter has gobbed in and meat that twenty four hours earlier was being dumped in a skip outside a supermarket according to recent news reports. And those unfortunate enough to dine in a certain restaurant in Accrington about four years ago were unknowingly noshing on human remains.

Some senior Government figures privately believe that GM technology — which is claimed to increase crop yields and prevent disease — is essential in assuring Britain’s future food security and to avoid dependency on imports. The only question that springs to mind about that is how the fuck much were these senior figures paid by Monsanto to say that?

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Local Nutter Beats Lib Dems

Not the sort of thing we would normally have as a Boggart Blog post but this is really worth a belly laugh.

At last night Rotherham by – election, won predictably enough by Labour (a disaster for Labour actually as winning anything less that 110% of the votes in Rotherham is a cause for concern and the Labour candidate actually polled only 46%.

But what about the Lib Dems, not third behind the UKIP, not fourth behind the Tories, not fifth behind the BNP but eigth behind the nutter.

Back in the days when by elections were allowed to be colorful and fun, on that performance the Coalition partners would have done worse than Screaming Lord Sutch

THE RESULT
Sarah Champion (Labour) 9,866 (46.25%, +1.62%)
Jane Collins (UKIP) 4,648 (21.79%, +15.87%)
Marlene Guest (BNP) 1,804 (8.46%, -1.96%)
Yvonne Ridley (Respect) 1,778 (8.34%)
Simon Wilson (Conservative) 1,157 (5.42%, -11.32%)
David Wildgoose (English Democrat) 703 (3.30%)
Simon Copley (Local nutter) 582 (2.73%, -3.58%)
Michael Beckett (Liberal Democrat) 451 (2.11%, -13.87%)
Ralph Dyson (TUSC – whoever they are) 261 (1.22%)
Paul Dickson (another local nutter) 51 (0.24%)
Clint Bristow (and another local nutter) 29 (0.14%)

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How Should Nick Clegg Rebrand The Lib Dems

How would you rebrand the Lib Dems? asked a headline on The Gusardian website. Nick Clegg, it seems, has brought in the rebranding advisers to boost his party’s image. read full story

So what could Nick Clegg reband his party as to help them recover from prostituting themselves to the Tories?

Ever eager to offer free advice the Boggart Blog team gave this a lot of thought then came up with ………………………………………………….. NEW LABOUR!

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The Most Stupid Political Comment Of The Week

Heard someone on the radio today during a phone in about “the week in politics” whining that the Lib Dems had registered a boost in polls because Vince Cable had done well in the wannabe Chancellors’ X Factor. This caller made the most stupid political comment of the week while trying to make out Labour were the only party fit to govern.

“Everyone said Cable was entertaining and funny,” complained the curmudgeonly caller, “well I don’t want a comedian as Chancellor.”

Poor sod. How he must have suffered between 1997 and 2007.

Continuing the political theme I see some people are trying to liken Dave Cameron to Gene Hunt. Can’t see that one working but if we are into comparing politicians to celebrities from other walks of life how about The Milliband Brothers as Jedward.

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The Truth About The Economy, Crime, Education And Everything Else.

Increasingly desperate as all their efforts to stem the advance of the BNP in barking, Barnsley and Burnley seem to amount to nothing, the Labour government has resorted to its favourite tactic: telling lies.

This month alone they have told lies about Swine Flu (apparently hundreds of people who lived near you have died of it) ; the have claimed unemployment has started to fall when in fact the only reason the figure was lower is that they stopped counting people whose benefit has been suspended because they have not tried hard enough to find jobs; today they announced the economy is out of recession and growing once more though the 0.1% growth in the final quarter of the year was achieved as a result of the government’s manufacturing monopoly money to a sum equal to about 10% of the gross domestic product and giving it to banks, public service contractors and foreign car manufacturers.

The most outrageous lie however has been the claim that “reported” crime has fallen. Nobody now reports crime as they fear they will be arrested and charged with not being polite enough to the burglars who have broken into their house and are stealing all their stuff. Added to that, Labour’s Politically Correct Thought Police, knowing that most crime is committed by males aged 12 – 24 stopped counting crimes committed by the under 16 because the poor little darlings don’t understand mugging and housebreaking, twocking and setting fire to property is wrong.

What is really off – pissing about the Labour government, and let’s not delude ourselves the Conservatives will be any different when they are in power, is they persist in the irrational belief that if they chant statistics over and over again the only people who will not believe them are the most misanthropic and congenitally evil supporters of the rabid right. People who do not believe official statistics are insane, Gordon Brown more or less said a few months ago.

Insulting the punters by calling them stupid is bad enough, saying they are insane is suicidal. It is not the people who refuse to believe statistics that are bonkers but those dwindling few Guardian writers who believe the statistics put out to make the case that Labour politicians are really nice people who are doing a good job in very difficult circumstances.

If you are one of those people who clings to a lingering feeling that Labour can’t be all bad because they care about minorities, orphans (so long as they are not British orphans) and foxes, her is an example of how statistics are made to tell lies.

A recent report complied by a left wing think tank to address the appalling take up of GCSE A level courses in Languages complained that criticism of the state education policy on Language courses is unfair. Yes it is correct to say A level pupils in private schools got a lot more good pass grades in languages than state school pupils. “Look at the statistics,” they whined, “80%of pupils in private schools take at least on A level in a foreign language, only 40% of state school pupils are entered for the exams. No wonder the private education system gets better results.

Let’s re – examine that in a computer professional’s logic rather than New Labour logic. The number of pupils in private education in 7%. The number of pupils in state education is 93%. So 80% of 7% is … I could never be arsed with maths, let’s say about 5.5% and 40% of 93% is roughly 37%. This means five and a half percent of pupils got more A level grade A and Bs than 37%. And that is a case for banning private education?

The idea of the old Grammar Schools, the selective education so hated by the “Progressive Left” was that bright children from poorer homes who have as good a chance of getting on as those whose parents could afford private education. As usual it is a case of the left in trying to be fair to everyone ending up being unfair to everyone but trying to conceal the facts with bogus statistics. And the Conservatives were just the same last time they were in power and will be again. The audacity of their claims that the voters are too stupid to understand official data is one of the reasons people have lost faith in politics, the professions and everything.

The reason the Conservatives are losing votes universally to UKIP and Labour is losing votes to the BNP in Barking, Barnsley and Burnley ( not to mention Bradford and Birmingham), to the Lib Dems in Lichfield, Luton and Littlehampton, to the Greens in Gateshead, Garstang and Gillingham and for all we know to The Hurricane Party in Hertford Hereford and Hampshire is not because the voters there are drawn to alliteration (in fact few of the 97% educated in state schools are likely to know what alliteration is) but because they think the punters are so simple minded they will believe any old bollocks if it is backed by a few official statistics.

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In The Future The Saddest Thing Will Be…

In the future The Politically Correct Thought Police and their cohorts in New Labour and The Lib Dems, The Health and Safety Executive and the dark forces of The Nanny State will conspire to suck all the joy out of life and turn us into fretful, fearful beings who sit in half darkness as the faint glow from our low energy CFLs condems us dwell in a world of shadows watching, ever fearful, like little furry woodland creatures that do not know what evil predators lurk waiting to pounce should we ever relax our vigilance and expose ourselves to risk.

We will eat bland, tasteless food because salt and fat are bad for us, listen to quiet music because loud sounds can impair our hearning. We will not drink booze or ever smoke tobacco or herbal mixture lest we find ourselves having a good time, nor shall we sing jolly songs, eat a banana at a football match, approach children to tell them to stop playing at The Spanish Inquisition using their smallest, most sensitive playmate as the heretic because the little darlings might be traumatised at not being allowed to do just what they want, break the speed limit by one m.p.h. or miss a dental appointment.

We will all be such sad, conformist people in the future.

But there is one image of the future that plunges me into deep despair, that convinces me there is no hope for humanity. It is the thought of some politically correct little nerd driving along in his G-Wiz with Bat Out Of Hell playing quietly on the in car audio.

Enough to break your heart isn’t it.

Liberal Democrat Invisible Man vs Rebus

We learn from Septic Isle blog that 60% of British voters do not know who Nick Clegg Is. As the Lib Dems proclaim their conference a triumph this statistic must be a tad dfisheartening. But when 45% think Gordon Brown is the crumpled looking Scottish bloke who plays Rebus what chance does the Liberal Democrat leader have.

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Lib Dems Expenses Claims Fail To Impress.

The fervid anticipation preceding the release of Liberal Democrats dodgy expenses claims turned into a sense of disappointment today as the embarrassing items we had hoped to see were absent. Where, for example, were the invoices for 5000 gallon tankers of Vodka delivered to Charlie Kennedy’s second home or the bill for supply of intravenous drip equipment so the former leaders could stay topped up while paralytic?

How did one time leadership contender Mark Oaten conceal the bills for “personal services” from his rent boy? As maintenance work perhaps: To French Polishing a tallboy, £50 ?

Lembit Opik, whose name we did not make up but wish we had, was also a letdown. His claims had been widely looked forward to but it turned out his only misdemeanour was trying to charge taxpayers £40 court fees for a summons issued over non payment of council tax. While the amount is not spectacular the audacity of trying to get taxpayers to for your tax bill is worth a mention.

In spite of that we have a right to think Lembit short changed us after we treated him so generously. Where were the bills for gold lame knickers he surely bought for his Cheeky Girl inamorata. We have a right to be entertained by such stuff but the Lib Dems let us down. LD Smurf Sarah Treather (4’9”) indulged in a bit of self righteousness by saying it would be ridiculous for her to claim for a second home as her first home, in her constituency, was only half an hour by tube from Westminster. Members in other parties had pulled such stunts though, she said darkly.

Was she by any chance referring to Labour Smurf Hazel Blears (4’10”)? Probably not as Ms Blears constituency is several traffic jams up the M1 and M6 although her many homes are all over the place and seem to change location quite often. It is nice to know the reputation of Parliamentary Smurfs is not totally besmirched. We advise young Sarah not to overdo it though, nobody likes a smug tart.

The only Lib Dem to really impress was former leaders Menzies (Evil Emperor Ming) Campbell who charged ten grand for having his rather small London flat decorated. Ten grand seems a lot to pay for a few rolls of woodchip paper and a can of emulsion paint from Homebase and makes the £82 claimed by current leaders Nick (Shagger) Clegg for phone calls to his mates – as in male buddies not his myriad former lovers. To his great credit Clegg claimed £7000 for renovations to his constituency home but the legitimacy of that claim is not in question, in fact Mr Clegg has agreed to repay the £100 over the annual limit he inadvertently claimed. Clegg’s £160 per month gardening costs raised a few eyebrows but I can vouch for the expensive nature of garden maintenance having recently paid a hit man £5000 to impale our gardener here at Thorpe towers after he became a bit too enthusiastic about pruning my favourite Buddleia. If only we could, for £5,000, get someone to impale Douglas Hogg or Margaret Moran (Lab. Lootin South) who claimed her partner’s house in Southampton as the second home when it is further from her Bedfordshire constiuency than her first home or Westminster.

The Liberal Democrats have been enjoying a surge of popularity in recent weeks as the angry punters turned on the main parties. Unfortunately ever since they were just The plain vanilla Liberals has had an unerring knack of turning lacklustre mediocrity into thundering ineptitude just as their rivals were making lacklustre mediocrity look appealing.

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