Wax My Lady-Scrotum Or I’ll Sue

This blog has always taken the line that tolerance can be taken too far, (and often is in loony – liberal dominated places like Canada and California where laws are being passed almost daily, with the aim of forcing sane people to tolerate the intolerable.) The latest and one of the most grossly stupid examples from this is a story from Vancouver of a girlie man who get upset and litigious when beauty therapists who offer bikini line waxing among their services refuse to was his hairy lady – scrotum, (because in politically correct Canada women can have a scrotum and a dick and balls. It’s not about biology, it’s about feelings, right? Bizarrely (or maybe not, this in loony liberal Canada remember,) the courts are siding with this pathetic, attention seeking idiot, and imposing penalties on women who don’t want to handle this dick’s balls that are putting them out of business.

BTW the man, who calls himself Jessica identifies as a lesbian (i.e. he likes to poke women with his lady – cock.)

Women in Vancouver Lose Their Businesses as a Man Tries to Legally Force Them Into Waxing His LadyScrotum

written by Alex Parker for Redstate.com

In British Columbia, small businesses are facing a gender-identity discrimination lawsuit brought by a man named Jessica Yaniv.
Jessica considers himself a lesbian, and he’s brought over a dozen complaints against women in the Vancouver area who perform female Brazilian bikini waxing but refused to wax his furry female sources of semen.

Five women under the gun are being represented by the Justice Centre for Constitutional Freedoms.

Very strange — women face the threat of being forced by the government to handle a man’s testicles.

Shouldn’t #MeToo have something to say about that?

Here’s the lesbian Jessica Yaniv, he’s a Lady remember … :

hes-a-laydee

Can’t say anything about a Trans – woman for fear of committing a hate crime of course, but the thread under this Twitter photo shows that before Jessica became such a convincing lady his record of interactions with women and girls (very young girls,) was interesting in a creepy way and gives an insight as to why he might be so keen to  use ladies ‘facilities.’

The JCCF’s president, John Carpay, says the victims of Jessica’s filings are mostly poor, ESL immigrants.

He also believes it’s likely multiple ladies’ve had to shut down their businesses as a result of the apparently-hairy-balled litigator.

That’s certainly the case of Brazilian immigrant Maria Da Silva — she testified Wednesday that she’s had to close up shop.

The girls who’ve declined to grab gonads have explained that they aren’t qualified to deal with the complexities of male genitalia.

Note to all men searching for scrotum service: If a technician tells you she can’t help because she doesn’t know how to properly rip the hair out of your sack, TRUST HER. That’s not something you want done by someone who doesn’t know what they’re doing.

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Transgender trials and Tribulations

Out collective eye was caught by this report today.

Caitlyn Jenner Experienced ‘Sex Change Regret,’ Might De-Transition, Biographer Says

Caitlyn Jenner, who announced her transition from man to woman last year, has considered de-transitioning, the author of a new book about the Kardashian family told TheWrap on Wednesday.

Ian Halperin, the author of “Kardashian Dynasty: The Controversial Rise of America’s Royal Family,” said that, while researching his book, multiple sources told him that the former Olympian had been miserable for months and has considered transitioning back to a man.

“One source confirmed to me Caitlyn has made whispers of ‘sex change regret,’ hinting she might go back to being Bruce Jenner, it hasn’t been easy for Caitlyn, it’s been very hard,” Ian Halperin, speaking to The Wrap, recalls one source telling him

It hasn’t been easy for Caitlyn, it’s been very hard? WTF?

Did he take viagra instead of testosterone suppressants then?

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Scientists Discover New Human Ancestor

Picture source – Daily Express

A NEW species of human – the Homo Naledi has been discovered in a cave in South Africa, an international team of scientists have confirmed. The new species was discovered 50 kilometers northwest of Johannesburg, South Africa and is being hailed as the ‘find of the century” by scientists.

With a brain the size of an orange, a slender body, ape-like shoulders and feet almost identical to humans, the skeleton provides a unique insight into our human past.

Standing at approximately five-feet tall and weighing almost 100 pounds, scientists claim the ancestor’s skull shows a marked similarity to our own.

The 1,550 fossil elements excavated from the cave are believed to be parts of at least 15 infants, children, adults and elderly of the same species – and are just a small fraction of the fossils discovered.

Announced by the University of the Witwatersrand, the National Geographic Society and the South African Department of Science and Technology, the discovery sheds light on the origins and diversity of human ancestry.

The new species was discovered 50 kilometers northwest of Johannesburg, South Africa and is being hailed as the ‘find of the century” by scientists.

With a brain the size of an orange, a slender body, ape-like shoulders and feet almost identical to humans, the skeleton provides a unique insight into our human past.

Standing at approximately five-feet tall and weighing almost 100 pounds, scientists claim the ancestor’s skull shows a marked similarity to our own.

The 1,550 fossil elements excavated from the cave are believed to be parts of at least 15 infants, children, adults and elderly of the same species – and are just a small fraction of the fossils discovered.

Announced by the University of the Witwatersrand, the National Geographic Society and the South African Department of Science and Technology, the discovery sheds light on the origins and diversity of human ancestry.

The new species was discovered 50 kilometers northwest of Johannesburg, South Africa and is being hailed as the ‘find of the century” by scientists.

With a brain the size of an orange, a slender body, ape-like shoulders and feet almost identical to humans, the skeleton provides a unique insight into our human past.

Standing at approximately five-feet tall and weighing almost 100 pounds, scientists claim the ancestor’s skull shows a marked similarity to our own.

The 1,550 fossil elements excavated from the cave are believed to be parts of at least 15 infants, children, adults and elderly of the same species – and are just a small fraction of the fossils discovered.

Announced by the University of the Witwatersrand, the National Geographic Society and the South African Department of Science and Technology, the discovery sheds light on the origins and diversity of human ancestry.

It looks less human than Australopithicus Afrensis, which has been pronounced NOT a human ancestor. But from a coule of glarting illogicalities in the scientists claim I would guess the new species closest relative is Piltdown Man

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Cerne Abbas Giant To Be Castrated?

Nobody, so far as we know, has yet come out and called it Political Correctness gone mad but the story that caught our eye today must be the craziest piece of Politically Correct Thought Police brainwashing of the year (and so late in the year that’s quite something.)

Lincolnshire County Council have announced they intend to roll out a scheme to replace the green man on light controlled pedestrian crossings with a more non gender specific “green figure.” Read full story

Now we are sure the green man of pedestrian crossings will not be too bothered about this, he is after all a fairly androgynous character having no willie. But what if this idea catches on and is aplied to that other Green Man, the male spirit of the British nation.. What if it is taken up by Dorset Council for example. Will that mean the Cerne Abbas giant getting a sex change.

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When men first stood erect.

Archaeologists have believed for some time that it was about two million years ago when men first stood erect. Were that the case it would be a trbute to the efficacy of viagra that we can still get up.

A recent discovery suggests however our ancestors took that all important step from being hairy arsed knuckle draggers (Australopithicus Hairyarsus) and set us on the road to homo sapiens sapiens (Man who knows he knows.)

Fossilised footprints found in layers of sediment in the bottom of a deep fat fryer found as researchers were excavating the remains of Darren and Karens hot food van in a prehistoric settlement that it is tought was once a lay by on the A40 London to Oxford Road will, say the team leaders, change our view of human evolution if authenticated.

Dr. Paul Eolithic, Professor of antiquities at Brassneck College, Oxford sounded a not of caution however. He said the age of Darren and Keren has been misoverestimated, in fact their descendants are still living on the nearby Blackbird Leys estate. Dr. Eolithic recalls being disturbed by the couple while having a bunk up with a girl student in a Ford Zephyr. They were locking up after a late night and thought the car might have beendriven by members of the notorious Carnera Brothers gan who controlled the hamburger and hotdogs trrade in Reading.

The Professor may be right but remains of organic material from a Morris Oxford discovered nearby have been carbon dated at three million years old. Again experts are divided however, some insisting that exposure to ancient chip fat would accelerate the ageing process.

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Whacky Scientific Survey Of The Week – Guys Are Turned On By Girl on Girl Action

One of the themes we like to return to here at Boggart Blog is the way tapayers money is waster on utterly pointless scientific research.

From the Whacky Science Study Of The Week dept:

This week’s gobsmackingly obvious scientific revelation concerns men’s attitudes to leasbianism,

Science Daily, a US online newspaper devoted to reporting scientific research carried this story earlier in the week.

“Men are more than twice as likely to continue dating a girlfriend who has cheated on them with another woman than one who has cheated with another man, according to new research from a University of Texas at Austin psychologist.
Women show the opposite pattern. They are more likely to continue dating a man who has had a heterosexual affair than one who has had a homosexual affair. The study, published last month in the journal Personality and Individual Differences, provides new insight into …” Full Report Men Like Girlfriends Who Sleep With Other Girls

Nobody would have guessed any of this if it had not been scientifically studied of course.

The one study I would love to see has still not been done. It would aim to tell us just how big a rocket up their arse would it take to get academics to do something useful to the real world.

Pussy or Podger, Its Make Your Mind Up Time

Not so long ago my colleague fatsally brought us the story of Pregnant Bloke, the female to male trans-sexual who was expecting her female lover’s baby.

Confused? You will be when you have read this story. First we must recap the story of pregnant Terry, the woman who wanted to be a man, grew a beard, underwent an appendicktome but kept her female bits too. Terry later decided he and his female lover wanted to start a family but for reasons undisclosed the lady could not have a child. No worries, said Tel, leave it to me.

Very strange.

Well now I bring you the story of Charles. A few years ago Charles became Samantha because it seemed like a good idea at the time. Now Samantha, a very attractive woman, has gone back to being Charles, a very odd looking man because while the willie can be reconstructed, certain facial surgery cannot.

When asked why he had followed this rather bizarre course Charles said: “Well you have to try different things in life.”

Now to me, and you can call me old fashioned if you like, being a woman is not something one can dabble in. “Oh I’ll be a woman for a bit and if it doesn’t work out I’ll have my willie put back,” seems a very causal approach to a life changing decision. One does not “have a go” at changing sex as one might “have a go” at pottery, horse riding or bungee jumping. Changing sex is life becoming a Scientologist or buying a puppy, it’s for life.

Many of us do daft things for a bet but wouldn’t it be right to worry about someone who, asked why they opted for a sex change said, “Well me and the guys were just dicking around doing dares and someone bet me I would not have my willie cut off.

A vagina is not an impulse purchase.