Oxford Academics Turn On Gay BLT Propagandists For Pushing Unscientific Claims

lgbt rights protest
Gay, Lesbian and Trans rights protestor holds a placard making a typically idiotic statement – human rights apply to all humans, trans-rights are the infantile demands of self pitying losers.

‘More than 30 Oxford academics have blasted Stonewall for pushing ‘tendentious and antiscientific claims’ in the trans awareness training it gives to universities according to a report in The Sunday Times (a more sensationalized version of the same story appears in The Daily Mail if you are blocked by The Times paywall).

The professors and lecturers have taken issue with Oxford University’s compulsory training programme on Gay, Lesbian and Transgender issues, that includes dogmatic statements about permissible attitudes “towards Gay, Lesbian and especiall Transgender rights, including such unmitigated wank as “gender is how people interpret and view themselves.” The Oxford academics expressed their opposition to such unscientific nonsense being forced on teaching staff, research fellows and students in a letter passed to The Sunday Times.

They call for universities to sever links with Stonewall and other LGBT charities until and unless those organisations dump their fascistic attempts to restrict freedom of though and commit to ‘fully supporting academic freedom of thought’.

Academics are also being bullied by student groups to withdraw invitations to “transphobic speakers,” i.e. anyone who do not accept “that trans people are the gender they say they are” or maintain that gender is determined by our biological sex rather that “feelings”.

They fear the new rules university managers have accepted after being bullied by Gay BLT lobbying could see staff lose their jobs, and that they contravene the roght of free speech.

Modern history professor Selina Todd is quoted by the Sunday Times as saying: “[This] is really pushing an agenda which is dogmatic and completely overruling freedom of speech… I am very scared that academics will start to lose their jobs.

“I feel uncomfortable. I’ve told my employer that I feel vulnerable and I’ve had students say they feel intimidated by what’s going on at this campus.”

Oxford and Cambridge last year spent £55,000 between them on LGBT training so staff are better equipped to help students who may be struggling. According to a NUS LGBTQ+ report from 2014, just 20 per cent of trans students feel completely safe on campus, which begs questions just how many of these mental cases are there at Oxford. One in three trans students said they had experienced bullying or harassment – while 51 per cent have seriously considered dropping out of their course. The Daily Stirrer does not see that as any loss to either the university or society in general were that to happen.

And what are these trans students studying for anyway, degrees in self pity?

MORE ON HIGHER EDUCATION MADNESS

 

Why are Brits becoming Less Tolerant Of LGBT Activism and Sexual Permissiveness
Lefties love to shout their support for Gay BLTs from the rooftops. Likewise their love for Muslims and all things related to Islam (except the bits of Islam they are in denial about of course.) They’ve been so keen in both Gay / Lesbian / Trans rights and the acceptance of Islam, including Sharia Law, in British society that they have campaigned for both simultaneously


Oberlin University Fined $33 Million For Supporting Students Accusations Of Racism Against Bakery

On Thursday, Oberlin College was hit with $33 million in damages when to Ohio jurors found the school participated in protests defaming a local bakery as racist. Oberlin’s vice president, Donica Thomas Varner claimed the jurors ignored “clear evidence” that Oberlin was not at fault and insisting the school was being “held liable for the independent actions of their students.”


Student Suspended from University for Calling Halal Slaughter ‘Inhumane’

In an outrageous assasult on our right to free speech a British student has claimed he has been suspended from university for voicing the opinion that halal slaughter, prescribed by Shariah Law, is “inhumane” and also saying illegal immigrants should not be allowed to use the National Health Service (NHS) for free. The student says he has been told he cannot return unless he signs a conduct agreement and undertakes diversity training.

Dare We Defy The Illiberal Code Of The Liberal Left?
The crescendo of intolerant screeching from the liberal-left about ‘hate speech’, micro aggressions, white privilege (ironic as most of the screechers are privileged and white,) and even the most reasonable criticism of their sacred cows is one of the more bizarre aspects of the culture war currently being fought on university campuses, internet opinion and comment sites and in mainstream media.

Canadian University Holds ‘White Privilege’ Conference

May 15, 2018

“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will never quench theur self – righteousness …

Oxford University wants to turn English into a sterilized Orwellian language

Oxford University, one of the oldest universities in the world and, one might think, the ‘home’ of the English language is now, it seems, engaged in a New World Order campaign to destroy the English Language. It appears the finest young minds in society are so deeply offended by words that remind them men and women are biologically they, backed by their fuckwitted Marxist lecturers and professors, are demanding gender specific pronouns be abolished.

The University Formerly Known As Cardiff Polytechnic Published List Of Forbidden Words
Cardiff Metropolitan University formerly known as Cardiff Polytechnic may not be a seat of learning on a par with Oxford, Cambridge, Heidelberg, The Sorbonne or Princeton but when it comes to politically correct idiocy it is at the right up there with Harvard, Uppsala, University of California or The London school of Economics

Neo – Fascist Left Driving University Students To Despair

May 13, 2018

via David Broome, Minds.com May 12, 2018 ARE LEFTIST PROFESSORS AND UNIVERSITIES DRIVING STUDENTS TO SUICIDE? Are the oppressive totalitarian politics of the left driving students to suicide in Britain’s Universities? It seems plausible when we consider that most of academia is overrun by Marxist professors organising gangs of SJW’s who subject white straight male …

Oxford University Introduces Mandatory ‘Cultural Appropriation’ Classes
November 20, 2017

One of the oldest and most respected colleges, Magdalen, at Oxford, Britain’s oldest university has become the first to introduce the currenly fashinable idiocy from America’s west coast, compulsory racial awareness classes to ensure ethnic minorities are not offended by anything, ever. Magdalen College students have voted to require all first-years to attend sessions which …

 

Students Feel Pressured To Reflect Uinversities Anti-Brexit Bias In Essays

 

University students have claimed they are being pressured by political activist lecturers into writing essays which pander to the “anti-Brexit bias”in the higher education system, and fear they will be marked down if their work does not comply with the left wing agenda. Students have alleged that free debate on Brexit, and opinions opposed to those of the “Remain” camp is being shut down by lecturers supporting the movement to thwart the democratic will …

Eight Subjects That Ought To Be Part Of The Manadtory Curriculum For Basic Education?

Should subjects like meditation and gardening be part of the school currriculum? Or as one high school in Massachusetts, USA, seems to believe, classes in analyzing conspiracy theories (if taught properly this could help students distinguish between a true conspiracy theory, a fantasy and what is legitimate questioning of official propaganda. The embedded article from Collective Evolution presents some interesting ideas.

Students censored – An Academic Community In A Crisis Of Collectivism.

Intellectual freedom in our universities is under threat from … intellectuals. So overbearing have the left wing screechers of bourgeois politically correct leftism now become that even the universities have surrendered to the intellectual control freakery of cultural Marxism. But if universities are now dedicated to turning out dull minded conformists, what hope is there for western society?

Oxford: Rape Gang Found Guilty of Sexually Abusing Oxford School Girl

the daily stirrer
Latest Oxford grooming gang to face justice, (Picture: Oxford Mail )

Following on from a previous report on this page, about an Oxford grooming gang that lured young girls to their “shag wagon”, three men have been now been found guilty of historic sexual offences against an Oxford school girl who was groomed and raped from the age of 14.

Anjum Dogar, 36, and brothers Mohammed Karrar, 44, and Bassam Karrar, 39, were all found guilty in a unanimous verdict by jury at Oxford Crown Court on Tuesday. on ten charges including indecent assault, conspiracy to rape, and rape, reports the Oxford Mail.

All three men were already serving prison senyences after being convicted in 2013 of similar crimes — being described as part of a “violent” sex grooming gang by the BBC — having abused six vulnerable Oxford girls over an eight-year period.

The victim of these crimes, now in her thirties, told jurors she was taken to different locations around the famous university city to be plied with drugs and alcohol, raped, and forced to perform sex acts on groups of men at parties.

While public opinion has been outraged by reports of similar crimes in industrial communities like Rotherham and Rochdale, cases in Oxford have an additional element as the city’s public image is of a genteel, academic community. In fact, in the 1950s government housing schemes built vast tracts of public housing around the outer suburbs to rehouse people displaced from larger cities in slum clearance schemes and these have become some of the most socially deprived areas in Britain.

The problems in Oxford are huge but as usual lettle is being done to address them due to the presence of immigrant communities and fears among local officials of being branded racist.

MORE ON GROOMING GANGS

Rotherham grooming gang scandal – police, officials abandoned rule of law
Rochdale abuse scandal, political correctness before protecting vulnerable girls
Police Failed To Act As 1000 girls beaten pimped raped and even killed over 40 years in Britains worst grooming scandal/
Telford Grooming Scandal: Former Social Services Boss, Local Lawmakers Exposed as Paedophiles

‘Why is My Curriculum White?’ Campaign Forces Oxford Uni to Introduce Compulsory Black History Exams

Britain’s oldest and one of its most prestigious universities has come over all Brack Obama and yielded sanity and academic impartiality to politically correct bigotry from a National Union of Students (Special Snowflake branch)campaign with rejoices in the title, ‘Why is my curriculum white? The snowflakes who are mainly white themselves but are too thick to have noticed that, are protesting against the alleged “Eurocentrism” of history teaching.

“The education we receive at many universities is one that has been largely shaped by colonialism,” asserts the National Union of Students-backed campaign. “It is one that places white, Eurocentric writers and thinkers above others without much concern.”

Umm … WRONG! The history curriculum in most British universities is based on British and European history over the past three thousand years, colonialism was only a small part of that.

The University of Oxford, which has also advised its constituent colleges to drop the use of “gender-specific” titles like Mr. and Mrs. after the students’ union told undergraduates to use the pronoun ‘ze’ in place of ‘he’ and ‘she’, will now replace European history examinations with a compulsory exam centred on black, Middle Eastern, Indian, and other Asian history, The Times reports.

Martin Conway, who chairs Oxford’s history faculty board, claimed changes intended to “bring in diversity in terms of the teaching of history” were prompted by a consultation with students, “quite a few” of whom were active in the ‘Rhodes Must Fall‘ movement.

“Consultation with students”? That’s like asking nutters to advise on finding a cure for madness.

Oxford’s theology department was recently restructured so students could graduate without studying Christianity at all after their first year.

The move comes just one month after the School of Oriental and African Studies (SOAS) Students’ Union complained that a “white curriculum” at the University of London felt “othering”, “alienating”, and “erasing” for many BME undergraduates.

Really? In that case out of consideration for their ‘#black’ sensibilities we should advise them to fuck off and study at the University of Bongo Bongo land or somewhere simliar.

In a report titled ‘Degrees of Racism’, the union demanded more “research on whiteness” (?) and more black and minority ethnic faculty members, due to the alleged inability of white professors to relate to BAME students.

“Both of my tutors are white men,” complained a black student quoted in the report. “How can I have a rapport and feel comfortable talking to a 60-year-old white man?” Somebody should have told the brainless little cunt, “You’re not there to be best mates with your tutor sonny – boy, you’re there to fucking learn.

Meanwhile, race-based campus activism is also stirring controversy in the U.S., where students at Evergreen State College barracked left-liberal biology professor Bret Weinstein and demanded his resignation after he opposed a ‘day without white people on campus’ event.

RELATED POSTS:


Child Abuse Cover Up In Sheffield Biggest So Far?

Sheffield and Rotherham sit next to each other in the old steel making area of South Yorkshire. Rotherham has already given us a major scandal when the cover up by police and local coucil officials of massive organised abuse of young girls in the local authority case ststem, and the pressures that were put of people who tried to demand a proper investigation of these crimes by politically correct Labour politicians and party managers was revealed

Here’s How Working Class Organisations Out Of Which the Labour Movement Grew Were Hijacked By Elitist Control Freaks.

A while ago I posted an article on the new elite, the meritocracy they like to call themselves although they are of no more merit than the old aristocracy whose role they have tried to usurp. The the aristocrats they thing they are a higher order of being than the masses. The evidence (and these science fans love evidence) suggests otherwise

Racism And The Left: According To Many (White) Left Wind Idiots, For A White Person To Breathe Is Racist

We have posted many articles on the intellectual bankruptcy and reliance on fascist tactics of the supporters of left wing politics. This came to a festering, supperating head in the campaign for the European Parliament elections when anybody who opposed the left’s politically correct, globalist agenda was smeared as a racist. It was a shick to the left to find voters did not agree with them and in fact considered the lefties bigots and bullies. Now the soul searching begins

US Democrats Plan To Hijack Democracy

The issue at the top of the liberal agenda is immigration. They know that if they can grant amnesty to the millions of illegal immigrants in the United States, those immigrants will eventually be allowed to vote. Guess who they’ll vote for? Yeah, Democrats. Republicans will never again win an election. Liberals have denied on many occasions that their ultimate intention is voting rights. They have claimed many times

Left Wing Intellectuals Have Always Despised The Masses

Have you noticed that the professional hand wriners of the left have shifted their focus from ‘the poor’ to minorities. They did not succeed in abolishing poverty so whaty’s going on? Simples. The intellectual left having elected themselves to speak for the poor found the poor were able to speakl for themselves and resented posh pokenoses pontification about matters of which understanding cannot be gained by reading books. This article exposes the hypocrisy of the left …

The Left’s War On Family Life

Since before the 1970s, since before the communists overthrew the Tsar in Russia, since the day Kark Marx condemnede faily life in his Communist Manifesto, the left or ‘progressive left’ as they now style themselves has been making war on family life and promoting the usurpation of the role of parents by the agencies of the state.

Electoral Reform in Britain – Is It Time for True Proportional Representation?

World View Theory

Swedish Press Conceals Migrant Crimes Due to Loyalty to Government

London gangs ‘pressuring 9yo girls into group sex’ – UK Home Office report

German Feminist Says Authorities Covered Up Muslim Sex Crime For Twenty Years

School Inspectors Find Books ‘Promoting Stoning People To Death’ In Islamic School

Christians, Gays, Women Fleeing European Asylum Centres After Persecution By Muslims

Migrants Insulating Themselves From European Culture

Germany and The Incompatibility Of Cultures.

When The Caring, Sharing Culture Goes Too Far

The Collapse Of British Culture

Council Of Europe Concerned At Rising Racism In Germany: Immigration A Benefit To European Culture?

Skin – the video

The Facebook Of Dead Names

Greenteeth Elsewhere: [ The Original Boggart Blog] … [ Writerbeat ] … [ Daily Stirrer.shtml ]…[Little Nicky Machiavelli]… [ Ian’s Authorsden Pages ]… [ It’s Bollocks My Dears, All Bollocks ] [Scribd]…[Wikinut] … [ Boggart Abroad] … [ Grenteeth Bites ] … [ Latest Posts ] [Ian Thorpe at Flickr ] … [Latest Posts] … [ Tumblr ] … [ Authorsden blog ] … [Daily Stirrer Headlines]

[ Ian at Facebook ]

More Swedish PC Madness. Art treasures declared pornographic and offensive to women and Muslims

I’ve always liked Sweden, loved my visits there and enjoyed working in Stockholm for just short of a year. But I have to wonder at the bout of collective insanity (aka cultural Marxism) that is destroying that wonderful country and their admirable culture.

Politically dominated by the Social Democrats for many years, Sweden has always been afficted by politically correct thinking but recently Swedish PC fuckwittedness has been leaving behind even that of the crazy Californians as the left seek new ways of destroying everything that is good about their country.

There are even prominent politicians who have gone on record as saying that ethnic Swedes should fuck off because Sweden rightfully belongs to immigrants. Add to that a loony leftie plan to import so many illiterate, undecuated third world peasants that they will outnumber ethnic Swedes and you stat to see how he lunacy of Sweden’s politically correct thinking has taken self righteous stupidity to a new level.

Here’s a perfect example:

A nude painting named Juno, which was painted by baroque artist G E Schroder and has hung in the dining room of the Swedish Parliament for 30 years has been taken down for fear of offending the sensitivities of feminists and Muslim visitors, Swedish newspaper, The Local reported on Thursday.

Scroder’s Juno – not exactly well hung, she might appeal to cab drivers in Rotherham however (image source)

Explaining the ban on the baroque breasts, a source from the parliament said: “You have to think of the foreign guests, especially those from Muslim countries.”

The deputy speaker of Sweden’s parliament, Susanne Eberstein, also a prominent Social Democrat, added:

“I think it is more a feminist issue. It’s tiresome (looking at) a bare-breasted woman when I sit at public dinners with foreign guests. I think it feels a little hard to sit there with men who look at us women.”

(When you see how minging this woman is, you realise the idea of anyone looking at her as a sex object is utterly crazy. She has the sexual allure of cold vegetable soup – Boggart Blog)

One humourist in Britain wondered why Swedish lawmakers could not have emulated the famous English comic Mr. Bean (who once posed in a movie as an art critic) and get someone to paint a bra on top of the offending mammaries in order to preserve modesty and thus prevent offence.

In Sweden, the move is being lambasted as political correctness gone mad. It is not clear whether the Swedish Parliament will now stop taking women, and guests from Muslim countries to art museums.

Sweden is known for a conflictual relationship with issues of tolerance. The country recently attracted international attention for allowing a convicted paedophile man in his 60s to adopt a young child.

Original story – thecommentator.com

So Sweden’s loony lefties have taken politically correct fuckwittedness to new heights, not only have they surpassed Rotherham and Oxford Labour councils by handing over young girls to perverts with the message “Enjoy!”, they have sent the extremists who were promised a warm welcome in their country that all demands, no matter how nutty, will be met with alacrity.

When the gangs move out of the ghettos that have sprung up in Swedish cities, and start treating the daughters of respectable bourgeois burghers as sex toys it will be too late to reverse the trend. But will the left want to, even then or will they carry on their war on European culture?

We know what we’d bet on. As Bronn says to Tyrion in Game Of Thrones, “There’s no cure for being a cunt.”

RELATED POSTS:
Self-Loathing Sweden Should Only Welcome Persecuted Immigrants, Instead They Invite The Persecutors Too.
We have covered immigration problems in Europe extensively, but the European country that demonstrates how wide the gap between ordinary people and the ruling eilte has become is Sweden where the politically correct governing coalition’s immigration and social policies seem to indicate the elite are engaged in a genocide campaign against ethnic Swedes.

Cultural Marxism Curriculum: The Frankfurt School

Hidden side of the child-abuse horror
Everybody Welcome In Europe – EU to Build Migration ‘Welcome Centres’ in Africa

Oxford Sex Abusers? Bronn In Game Of Thrones Summed Them Up

Oxford: city of dreaming spires and dirty sex (image source)

I’ve been watching Game Of Thrones (already read the books). My fave charcaters are Tyrion and Bronn, the sellsword he hires as a bodyguard. Peter Drinklage and Jerome Flynn (yes, of Robson and Jerome) are a great double act, and at one point Bronn delivers a line that must surely be a contender in the ‘best one liner ever.’ It ranks right up there alongside “You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.”
You have to read to the end to find out what it is though. :> I’ve also been having a quick look at the Official Report from the Oxford child abuse scandal. Though not ideal bedtime reading it ought to be required reading for those left wing idiots and meme followers who think UKIP are racist and uncontrolled immigration is great for the economy and our culture, and for the screeching sistahs who love immigrants and think all British men are sexist pigs because we sometimes look at a girl in a figure hugging dress and think “Phwoar.”

Below is a list of some of the comments made to investigators by girls from Oxforshire’s social care system who had their lives culturally enriched by much older men of different ethnicities. It isn’t pretty, I hate to think what was in the stuff the reports authors felt they could not include in the public version.

Get ready to learn what sexism is, screeching sistahs, get ready to find out how you would be treated in a culture where unattached women are regarded as sub human, things to be used rather than human beings. Hold tight …

They threatened to blow up my house with my Mum in it
I was expected to do things – if I didn’t they said they would come to my house and burn me alive. I had a baby brother
They took us to a field where there were other men who had come to have sex with us. I tried not to do it. There were five of them
I took so many drugs – it was just a mish-mash
Now I feel I was raped – I didn’t have any choice
I wouldn’t ever have said no – they’d have beaten the shit out of me
It was always Asian men
I got deeper and deeper into this group
Sometimes I was driven into alleys and woods and men would have sex with me
I wouldn’t have done this if I was sober. That’s why the men gave us so much to drink
Both men had sex with me lots of times – oral and vaginal
I hate them… all they do is rape you… all they want is sex… it’s happened to girls I know, not me before you ask, I not like that
When we were at the flats I knew I was there to have sex with whichever men were brought there.
He urinated on me
I was spit roasted [made to have sex simultaneously with two men]
I didn’t want to go to the places to do what I did, but it was my job
I went to London on my own to have sex with men they arranged
The fear is still very real for me – though they are in jail I still check the cars

Those of you who have supported the ConLabLib line on changing national demographics through mass immigration, or joined in the Marxist yelling that these cases are all fabricated, you might as well have held down these vulnerable, emotionally needy girls down while the rapists did their work, because you are as culpable as the criminals themselves.

What should we do with the convicted men, you might well ask? To my mind there’s only one option, dump them on St. Kilda and leave them to fend for themselves. As Bronn the Sellsword in Game Of Thrones says, “There’s no cure for being a cunt.”

Here’s that link again to The official OSCD Report online (pdf document)

Bronn (Jerome Flynn) with Tyrion (the short one) Double act?

RELATED POSTS:
15 More Men of South Asian Descent Charged With Child Sex Offences
West Yorkshire Police have charged 14 men and a 16-year-old boy with sex offences including the rape of a girl under the age of 16 in Keighley, a small town in the old Woollen Industry distict of the county. The offences centre on one female victim, with one allegation involving a second who was also under 16 at the time.
Adolescent Girl Raped By 60 Men In Asian Grooming Gang
A trial jury atThe Old Bailey, London, heard yesterday the harrowing ddetails of how two schoolgirls were groomed and raped by an paedophile gang based in Aylesbury, Bucks, while aged just 12 and 13. Eleven gang members, accused of carrying out the crimes between 2006 and 2012 face 49 criminal charges between them including statutory rape, child prostitution and creating child pornography, The Daily Mirror reports.

Oxford University Bans All Things Pig Related In Support Of Free Speech

Je Suis Charlie says Oxford University and immediately their Cowards College publishing arm shows solidarity with Charlie Hebdo’s defence of free speech by chickening out and banning from their publications all references to anything pig or pork related.

bacon - banned at Oxford University
No more tasty sandwiches at OUP breakfast meetings (Source)

This blog has often said the higher up the education ladder people progress, the more stupid they become. Professor Brian Cox is a case in point, he thinks we should be spending £$€trillions exploring space.

BRIAN YOU CUPID STUNT, THE CLUE IS IN THE NAME. SPACE. THINK ABOUT IT. IT’S FULL OF FUCK ALL.

It is not just Brian Cox though, they’re all at it. Take the pillocks at Oxford University for example. If there is one thing capable of making the terminal idiot even more stupid than a brain dead brick, it’s political correctness. And in their efforts to be ‘right on’ and politically correct, Oxford University Press have done probably the most stupid thing ever done by allegedly intelligent human beings (apart from when the Labour Party elected Ed. Miliband as their leader).

They have banned all pig and pork related words from their publications in order to make sure nothing they publish can offend Muslim sensibilities. (Source: Daily Telegraph)

Peppa Pig - banned by the cowards of Oxford University Press
Peppa Pig – Now removed from the Oford literary syllabus (Source)

Think about what that will mean to the silly sausages; the character of Piglet will have to be removed from Winnie the Pooh stories, undergrads will be expelled for watching Peppa Pig on TV, football fans who support West Ham or Birmingham City or Nottingham Forest will be banned from wearing team scarves in the University Precincts, students who are guilty of receiving Spam in their email inbox will be disciplined, staff and pupils will have to boycott pubs called The Pig and Whistle, nobody will be allowed to store food in the larder, games of backgammon will be banned and the works of one of britain’s greatest scholars, Francis Bacon found in the University buildings will be burned.

Ah! might there be a hidden agenda. after all Bacon was an alumnus of the great rival university, Cambridge.

sir francis bacon

Cambridge University’s star renaissance philosopher Sir Francis Bacon now banned at Oxford? (Source)

The Boggart Guide To Dating Posh Girls

The Oxford guide to dating posh girls was meant to be a light-hearted guide to help working-class boys woo posh birds but inevitably it has caused the politically correct thought polce to kick off about misogyny.

Cherwell, the 92-year old student newspaper published the six-point guide on the ‘challenge’ of courting classmates from privileged backgrounds. The artice has now been withdrawn on grounds that it might be considered sexist by the kind of fat ugly lezzas nobody would want to date anyway feminist students and staff.

Sadly the offending article only offers advice to young men from middle and working class homes who have gained entry to Oxford. What about the rest of us. We need no tips on catching them of course, posh birds are always gagging for a bit of rough. No, what northern lads need help with is training up posh totty to be proper girlfriends.

One piece of good advice the author, Manchester born Tom Beardsworth advises cunt love struck swains to be sensitive if their posh inamoratas travel north. He’s right, posh birds can be traumatised by the sound of a Lancashire or Yorkshire accent, are far too delicate to digest a meal of pie and peas and need to be warned that they must pack a fencing mask because the sound of a sloane ranger accent is certain to get it’s owner glassed in the snug of the Fettler’s Arms where you a obliged to take her on your hot date.

She also needs to be warned that the phrase often assumed to refer to “Fur coat and nee knickers” does not refer to somebody who places too much value on appearances but is the standard dress code for any femal travelling north of a line drawn from the Humber to the Mersey. Southern girls simply cannot cope with the kind of winds that blow in from the arctic.

Your posh totty should also be aware that in the north at any time beween early August and mid May the doggy position is obligatory for ‘congress’ as it is the only position that enables the man to have sex while drinking his can of Special Brew, eating chips from a plate balanced on her back and watching football on tele over her shoulder.

RELATED POSTS:
On the immminent marriage of a former lover

Election Explodes Oxbridge Myth

Evan as the wrangling over what kind of government we will have is continuining between Liberal Democrat, Conservative and Labour negotiators in the Whitehall political village some interting insights into the development of British society are emerging from the election results.

For eaxample it has long ben an ambition among parents of all social classes and income groups that their children should go to one of the great Universities, Oxford or Cambridge. An Oxbridge education has been considered the first step en route to a glittering career.

Unfortunately analysis of the election results has shown that of the 231 newly elected MPs heading for Westminster 160 went to Oxford or Cambridge. This represents around 70%.

What devastating news that must be for parents who have made personal sacrifices to help their chldren get to one of those colleges. If they get an Oxbridge degree the only job they will be qualified for is politics.

Unless of course they widen their options by taking a post grad course in MacOlogy

Cameron Seduces Clegg Well they are both publlic schoolboys, if you know what I mean.

RELATED POSTS: