Dave Surprised By Price Fixing? Yeah right.

News today that petrol prices to consumers have been driven up by price fixing deals cut between members of the Big Oil price fixing cartel only came as a surprise to one person.

While David (call me Twat) Cameron is away putting the world to rights and helping Barack Obama piss off Russia and China and start World War 3, a Downing Street official, speaking on the Prime Minister’s behalf said Mr. Cameron is surprised, shocked and very deeply concerned by the allegations that prices prices may have been driven up by oil companies rigging the market.

If you are anything like sane your first reaction will have been, “Shocked? By crooked corporation making price fixing deals, what planet does he live on>”

Boggart Blog can reveal however that Cammers along with parliamentary colleagues from all parties is not shocked that big corporations are capable of such malfeasance or that politicians are willing to turn a blind eye but that members of the public are savvy enough to see through the lies and propaganda and work out what has been going on.

Two views from mainstream media:
Cameron deeply concerned by petrol price fixing – Daily Telegraph

Shell and BP raided over price fixing allegations – The Independent

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Petrol From Air? Castles In The Air.

BRITISH scientists have made petrol from the air in what they claim is a breakthrough which could end our reliance on fossil fuels.

Air Fuel Synthesis of Stockton-on-Tees, Teesside, says it has produced five gallons of fuel suitable for family cars since August this year, using carbon dioxide, present in the atmosphere, chemicals and water. So, another six months and they will have produced enough to fill my Honda Accord then?

This latest breakthrough in phishing research grants for scientific projects that are non starters in practical terms is being heralded by the green lobby as they way forward for energy. That surely is the kiss of death, the weirdie beardies only support projects that will be total failures and waste £££billions of taxpayers money. Remember biofuels? They were going to save the planet til somebody pointed out that if we stopped growing food and used all the land to grow biofuel crops we still would not be able to make enough energy to converts beans into sufficient petrol and diesel to keep the lights on and the wheels turning. This latest green messiah process as well as sucking out of the atmosphere the carbon dioxide plants use to make our food also uses shitloads of electricity. This will come from renewable sources say the weirdie beardies, forgetting that all the ugly monstrosities so far installed on tax – eating farms between them produce enough electricity to light up a child’s Hello Kitty night light.

Every green power breakthrough announced so far has turned out to be a scam to get Tory, Labour and Lib Dem donors’ snouts in the trough of taxpayers money. When will we get some MPs smart enough to see what is going on?

And while we are talking about the tax eating scams of science I am reminded that I was promised a personl hovercraft on Tomorrows world forty years ago and despite all the money pumped into research I haven’t seen any sign of it yet.

The company hopes to produce petrol on a commercial basis by the end of 2014.

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