Better Looking By Far


Caroline Flint, (above,) who has for the past twenty years been Britain’s hottest female politician, and is better looking by far that our slightly weird Prime minister Teresa May (right) has somewhat surprisingly gone against “the party line” to advise fellow Labour members not to vote down the EU Withdrawal Bill, a major step in the BRexit process.

Gorgeous Caroline (come on lads, she might be a left wing politician but you wouldn’t kick her out of bed for farting,) has taken a brave step in going against her party’s policy, which she says would result in political chaos without actually halting Britain’s withdrawal from the EU.

Labour leader Jremy Corbyn has been a long term opponent of the EU but is being held to ransom by globalist interests.  The majority of Labour members, suppported by the Liberal Democrats claim that the bill gives the Government too much power to change laws by decree and amounts to a “power grab” that will weaken Parliament.”

All Basil can say is it’s a pity these hypocrites did not discover their profound respect for British Democracy and the sovereign rights of the UK  Parliament when they were supporting the traitor and war criminal Tony Blair as he signed away all those sovereign rights to the EU in the interests of “multiculturalism and diversity.”



Brexit Will Not Make UK More Exposed to Attacks, Says Former Counter-Terrorism Chief

As the UK still reels from last week’s sucidebomb attack which killed 22 people and left over 100 injured after a pop concert in Manchester, the former counter-terrorism chief of London’s Metropolitan Police has said Brexit will not weaken the UK’s security measures or make the country more vulnerable to terrorist attacks.

Quitaly? Will Italy follow Britain out of the EU?
With a referendum in Italy, ostensibly on constitutional reforms but perceived as a referendum on the leadership of the ruling elite, looming in November and the anti – globalisation, pro sovereignty Five Star Party growing in popularity all the time. Should the constitutional changes be voted down, and the against campaign is showing a comfortable lead in opinion polls at the moment, it will put a Quitaly in-out referendum, similar to the so called Brexit vote that kick off the process of Britain leaving the European Union, at the top of the agenda.

Threat Of Major Scandal Prompted Early Election Move – UKIP
Leaders of the (UKIP) have made astonishing claim that Prime Minister Teresa May’s calling an early General Election was done to pre-empt a series of by-elections that could be called following alleged electoral fraud. Accusing the Conservative government of “putting party before country”, UKIP appeared to suggest the scandal and ensuing disqualification of MPs could rob the government of its slender majority.

Nigel Farage Swipes Back At Irrational, Screeching, Crazy Clinton
US Democratic Party presidential candidate Hillary Clinton launched a hysterical, irrational attack, filled with half truths and blatant lies, against the most prominent figure in the campaign to get Britain out of the EU (Brexit), UK Independence Party leader Nigel Farage, during a speech at a rally today. Mrs Clinton, responding to Farage’s address to a large and enthusiastic audience at a Donald Trump rally, may have been rattled at the prospect of having such a hihly effective campaigner in the rival camp …

Rebellion Against EU Authoritarianism Escalates As 8th Member Nation Threatens Referendum
Brussels went too far, they crossed the line in moving from an economic union to a political pan – European political empire. In the end it was a race as to which member state would quit first, Britain, Natherlands, Denmark or Italy. In the event it is Britain.

Is Brexit A Harbinger Of Doom For The ‘Experts’
The Brexit vote, the decision by a democratic majority in Britain to leave the European Union has sent shockwaves around the world. Not only does the EU now face a tsunami of departures, the usurpation of democracy by ‘experts’ ( technocrats ) has been challenged and exposed as a sham.

BREXIT vs. GREXIT – The Truth About The European Union And How It Treats Members
Unless the testicularly deficient politicians stand up for their nations he only thing that will halt the European Union’s push beyond Europe’s geographical borders to incorporate Asian, middle eastern and north African nations is war. Power is addictive and the bean counters of Brussels have ambitions far beyond Europe.

The Hypocrisy and Snobbery Of The Remain Campaign And The Antidote

When I had to defriend a Facebook contact because she was arguing in favour of the EU, it was not simply because I support Brexit that I had become pissed of with her, it was the snobbish and condescending way she dismissed supporters of LEAVE and their case. People are entitled to their opinion on the European Union, but they should check the ‘facts’ they post in support of their arguments.

The Labour Case For Brexit by Kate Hoey M.P.
After my short intro is a savage indictment by Brexit supporting Labour MP Kate Hoey of the way the Labour Party has abandoned the working class and is now trying to betray the party’s proud heritage and its roots in the industrial areas by taking Britain into an undemocratic, corporate controlled, capitalist friendly, elite dominated globalist control freak project.

Dutch Referendum This Week Shows why We Should Leave The EU.
Few of you were aware probably that there is an EU referendum vote in The Netherlands this week. As usual with anything negative about the EU barely a word has been printed in the topic in mainstream media and the silence from our notionally unbiased national broadcaster The Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) has been deafening.

French, Belgians, Dutch, Italians Follow Britain in Euroskepticism
Europeans want us British to lead them out of Europe. Don’t be fooled by project fear, the European Union (aka the Euronazi Federal Superstate) is falling apart. There will not be chaos if we leave, there will be chaos if we stay.

Head Of European Institute: Brexit ‘Better’ For Everyone
Brexit would be the best result of Britain’s in / out referendum for both Britain and the EU i a Belgian professor who heads up the European Institute at the London School of Economics (LSE) has said.

One Rule For Them, No Rules At All For Us

Cast you mind back just a few hours (I know that’s a big ask for lefties who tend to have the attention span of a goldfish) to all that screeching about one of Russia’s most prominent opposition politicians being shot.

Was Putin behind it? Screamed the headlines this morning. Of course he effing was, it’s a no brainer. but why the fuss when I have not heard a whisper about this story from the USA …

Anti-Corruption Gubernatorial Candidate Found Dead After Scheduling Interview About GOP Head

Politicians, dissidents and people who persist in asking difficult questions get killed all the time. yes even here in Dear Old Blighty. Dr. David Kelly anyone? He was reported to have committed suicide by cutting his wrists (which you’re not likely to die of unless you are sitting in a bath of water) but the independent autopsy demanded by his family reported he died from a blow to the back of the head.

And them there was that bloke who killed himself then zipped his own body into a holdall.

Politician Robin Cook was about to blow the gaffe on Blair’s war crimes when he, a man with no known health problems, had a heart attack.

And what about the best Labour Prime Minister we never had. John Smith was widely admired and popular even among opponents. how convenient was his death for a certain ambitious young Labour apparatchik who gave every impression that he would stop at nothing to get his hands on they keys to Downing Street.

Come on guys, let’s stop being sanctimonious.

Why Libya is ringing alarm bells in Italy
We have followed the deterioration of Libya since the Obama led FUKUS axis decided to overthrow Gaddafi because he was no longer doing what America wanted. It has not been a pretty story. Now, as Rome rings alarm bells over the deteriorating situation in Libya, The Daily Stirrer looks at the likely consequences in mainland Europe of a failed state across the Mediterranean.

So Who’s Making Up Innuendos About Leon Brittan

The rumor mill has gone wild since the death of alleged dossier – shredder Leon Brittan. Bizarrely his friend Lord Deben seems to think the various allegations raging from Brittan’s role in covering up the activities of a Westminster paedophile ring, to his actual involvement in sexual abuse of children only originated recently.

Politicians who have used Twitter to make “innuendos and insinuations” about Lord Brittan are “wicked” and should “shut up”, a friend of the late peer has said.

Lord Deben, a former cabinet minister, accused MPs of maligning Lord Brittan’s reputation “in order to make themselves look as if they know something when they don’t”.

Brittan was also also accused of “improper conduct with children” by Labour MPs in the Commons in October last year, sparking a row over parliamentary privilege.

Two dossiers submitted to the Home Office, one by Geoffrey Dickens, the late Tory MP, the other by Former Labour Cabinet Minister Baroness (Battling Barbara) Castle but no record of any subsequent criminal inquiry has been found and both dossiers have disappeared.

Earlier this week another secret government file on ‘the unnatural sexual behaviour’ of politicians and public servants at Westminster was found by an academic carrying out research at the Government’s National Archive in Kew.

Is it too much of a very coincidence that the government figure whose name featured most prominently in the case died just a day after the ‘unnatural sex’ folder was handed to the authorities and news of its existence was leaked to the media? You may say that, we could not possibly comment.

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First Among Dickheads?

Tim Yeo is a Tory MP and a dickhead. Now being an MP of any party does sort of identify anyone as a likely sufferer from dickheadism, it’s an occupational hazard for a politician but Yeo is a dickhead’s dickhead.A measure of how unpleasant yeo has been in pursuing a career of self interest can be found in the fact that to some colleagues he was known as Ebola

He has been an expenses trougher, a band wagon rider, a time server and a general arsehole throughout his parliamentary career. In recent years however Yeo has tride to advance his interests by hitching a ride on the CO2 driven global warming bandwagon.

And with the stubbornness of one who realises once the ride is over, at his age there is nowhere left to go, he has clung on there, bouncing up and down and yelling “yeah, whoopee, long after the wheels had fallen off that particular political vehicle.

Here’s what Yeo was saying in 2009 when some of us who understand how mathematical models work were warning, ‘It’s not science, it’s bullshit’.:

“The dying gasps of the deniers will be put to bed. In five years time, no one will argue about a man-made contribution to climate change.”

And here is what Yeo is saying now:

“Although I think the evidence that the climate is changing is now overwhelming, the causes are not absolutely clear. There could be natural causes, natural phases that are taking place.”

Which is what us sceptics were saying all along.

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Steve Partridge

Dear old Question Time returned last night and, because it is difficult these days to find four politicians capable of sitting on a chair and talking at the same time they again featured a celebrity has been on the panel of talking heads.

Steve Coogan, professional Tory hater, coke snorter, twenty four hour party person, quixotic anti tabloid warrior, comedian who has not been funny for well over ten years and creator of the wonderful Alan Partridge was the has been of the hour.

His only achievement was to prove that in real life he is an even bigger twat than his fictional character.

Shock, horror ! Politician tells the truth.

Congratulations to William (The Mekon) Hague.

Mr. Hague is rightly celebrated for having the dreariest, droneiest voice in politics and for being a man who always fails to surprise us.

Yesterday however William did something very surprising for a man in his profession. Commenting on the civil war in Libya he said “We are in for the long haul.”

Anyone else would have said, ‘It’ll be over by Christmas.’

Let’s hope Dave and Co. take William’s warning on board and keep us out of Syria. We have enough little wars on the go.

mekonWilliam Hague

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Hottie French Politician Promises Blow Jobs For Votes

French politician Rachida Dati who in the political hottie stakes put even our own Carline Flint in the shade has become France’s most popular politician ever (wth male votes anyway) by promising all who vote for her a blow job.


Our undercover reporter in the French government reports:

President Sarkozy recognised Rachida’s potential popularity when he first asked her would she take on responsibility for getting inflation under control. She immediately dropped to her knees and unzipped Sarko’s trousers.

Realising that Ms. Dati was confused by the similarity between the French words for inflation and fellatio Sarko promoted her even further reasoning that getting a b.j. off a lady not half as attracive had done Bill Clinton’s career no harm.

Boggart Blog says we would welcome a few politicians like Rachida in the UK but even more important we must make sure MPs like Harriet Harman and Teresa May stick to dealing with financial matters.

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Will Labour’s Top Totty Topple Gordon?

The resignation of Labour top totty Caroline Flint must have come as something of a surprise to Gordon Brown and his dwindling band of supporters. As recently as Thursday evening curvaceous Caro was reaffirming her loyalty to Gordon Brown and telling television reporters what an excellent job the Prime Minister was doing.

It was something of a shock on Friday then to here the lissom Labour babe had resigned her ministerial position alleging that Brown regarded her as “no more than window dressing for the cabinet. What had happened overnight to make everything go pear shaped in the pulchritudinous politician’s working relationship with her boss?

Boggart Blog can exclusively reveal the true story behind Foxy Ms. Flint’s resignation. Our Downing Street insider obtained a copy of an e-mail sent out on Friday morning:

From: gordon@no10
To : caro.flint@labour

You have done a wonderful job as Minister for sexy skirts but now, in the party’s hour of need I must ask you to take one extra step. Obviously today will be a dire day for Labour’s standing in the public perception as the election results come in and our losses pile up.

We desperately need something to divert the attention of the media from our election meltdown. That being the case I have arranged for a photographer from The Sun to call at your place around 11:30 this morning. It is time to get your tits out for the cause.

BTW I would consider it a personal favour if you could wear black stocking with lacy tops.

Very Best Regards,

LEAVING LABOUR’S sorrows aside for the moment, although I’m sure we will return to it, Boggart Blog has been warming to UKIP. Why, you might well ask. Well read this passage from a report in The Guardian of a visit to UKIP HQ.

And then there is an extrovert, middle aged skinhead wearing jeans and shades.

“So you’re from The Guardian?” he says, full of bonhomie, “My brother used to work for The Guardian. That’s the good news. The bad news is I hate him, he’s a fucking twat. We said to him ‘the way you’re going you’ll end up working for The Guardian. And he did too, the fucking twat.”

Can you imagine The head Of Communications & Media for Labour, the Conservatives or the Lib Dems ever being that entertaining.

The Answer To All Our Problems? Midnight Basketball.

One of the many negative aspects (are there any good ones?) of the so called Obama effect is the disproportionate amount of media attention being given to the utterances of every African – American from comedians and gangsta rappers to the usual suspects, the preacher – politicians. Obama overkill is hard enough to bear but the rest? They’ve been around years, what make anybody think they have anything new to say?

The latest of this ilk to come and give us British the benefit of his unique insight on the answer to Life, The Universe and Everything is The Rev. Dr. Jesse Jackson (D.Phil, University of Sendusthemoney).

The Rev Dr. was allegedly a mentor of Barack Obama in the early days of The President’s march to world domination. It is clear that Jackson was a major influence, their oratory styles show a shared penchant for incomprehensibility.

Addressing an audience Dr. Jackson of politicians and media people, Dr. Jackson told them:

“There are children of light and children of darkness: one grows tall and multiplies with fruit (most people find it easier with a calculator but each to his own), the other is stunted. The stunted one is the inferior one. It was denied the light and photosynthesis.”

This was serious stuff, absolutely vital for people entering the giant leek growing competitions so popular in coal mining areas. But surely Jesse Jackson had not come to England to talk about growing leeks. We has a little more of a clue as to his real meaning from the next nugget of wisdom:

“Children in the light are driven by hope, children in the dark are driven by fear.” (OMG he was turning into Yoda) “There is global street violence and corporate violence.” he said, “the wealthy are reprimanded, the poor go to jail.”

Reverend JJ may as well have been talking about the known unknowns and the unknown unknowns. He might even have been talking about the unknown knowns, the things we know but don’t know we know. One of the known knowns was that nobody in the audience knew what he was talking about and it seemed neither did he.

Eventually the evangelist moved on to the subject of prisons.

Prison does not work,” he said. “We have made an industry out of locking up our young men. There are a million African Americans and half a million Latinos in prison.

From there it was hard to guess where the lecture would go next. These pithy observations sounded more and more like Chance the Gardener in the film Being There, or Forrest Gump maybe. Jackson’s speech had now come to a fork in its path. One road pointed to the fact that having one and a half million people banged up was a great way of disguising how bad the unemployment had really become. The other was signposted “fiscal stimulus” as the prospect of letting loose a million and a half thieves and crooks would certainly trigger a surge in demand for cars, televisions, computers, camcorders and small, expensive, portable items as people replaced stuff that had been stolen.

Some left wing commentators had spoken of Jackson’s delivery being as mesmeric as Obama’s. it is a sad reflection of the failure of British education that journalists no longer know the difference between mesmerising and stupefying. The politicians were just too polite to interrupt.

A senior Conservative Member of Parliament was the first to break. He stopped The Reverend and reminded him that prison had worked in Boston.

“That was in a period when there was midnight basketball,” was the riposte.

Midnight basketball? Is this the answer to all the ills of our inner city communities? With bated breath the live audience and those of us listening on Radio awaited the great revelation of how Midnight basketball might work for the common good. Alas it did not come, the speaker had not finished with prisons.

“In school they got five free meals a week, in prison they get twenty – one. It’s a step up.”

Hang on a minute, wasn’t he just complaining about young men being sent to prison? So is this a suggestion that prison inmates meals be reduced to five a week? Does he want the poor lads to starve?

The second Parliamentarian’s veneer of reserve was broken. Martin Salter, a Labour MP tried to goad Jackson into condemning violent video games by asking if such pastimes made the situation worse in inner city areas. One could not help but hope for a reply to the effect that if the boys could play Midnight Basketball they would have no need to play Grand Theft Auto or shoot hos. It was not to be, Jesse had further to go into the realms of the surreal.

“ Freedom is victory over indecency, equality requires investment,” he proclaimed, continuing:” we must fight the disease with values, a lot more psychologists are needed.”

Leaving aside the obvious question, “What was he on and can we have some please,” the most fascinating issue he raised was Midnight Basketball. Everybody was mystified by it, was it something to do with a type of Urban Zen, a raised state of consciousness. Would people one day say of a great teacher “he quit crime and debauchery to devote his life to Midnight Basketball. Alternatively perhaps it was a reference to an imagined time of peace and plenty when everybody drove a Cadillac and nobody had anything to do but play Midnight Basketball. Or was it a coded reference to a forbidden pleasure in the way that in England the term French Polishing more often mean a service offered by ladies of negotiable affection that anything to do with antique furniture.

Perhaps Midnight Basketball is simply a phrase that conjures images of The Golden Age that exists in all our minds and always seems to slip from the future into the past without touching the present. In the way that Englishmen of a certain age go a bit misty when we recall the days we could take our girlfriend to town, see a show, have supper with wine in a good restaurant, be killed in a terrorist incident as we waited for a cab, have a respectable funeral and still have change out of five pounds.

All that of course was in a period when we had Midnight Cricket.

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Moving Swiftly With Obama

A couple of weeks ago we reported on the American / Kenyan, Indosnestian / Irish / British politician Sidi Barak Hussein Obama, President-elect of the Universe and everything else not knowing much.
“I did not know anything about that,” said Sidi Obama when his campaign was accused of sexist smears against Hillary Clinton or Sarah Palin, “I did not know anything about that,” said Sidi Obama when Blagger Blagojevich was arrested for trying to sell a seat in the U.S. Senate to the highest bidder, “I did not know anything about that,” was his reaction to allegations that the campaign had accepted illegal donations.
Rather predicably, when one of his appointees had to step down because it was revealed the man had been the subject of a long running fraud investigation Sidi Obama claimed he did not know anything about it.

We wonder what the hell he does know anything about. Certainly not economics or US Constitutional Law.

Boggart Blog has said many times that Obama is from the same school of politics as Tony Blair who likewise “did not know” anything about the many scandals that enveloped members of his team.

Last week Obama adopted another favourite Blair ploy, moving swiftly. He promised to move swiftly to reduce unemployment, move swiftly on the conflict in Palestine, move swiftly to kick start the economy and move swiftly to build a new relationship with Iran.

By the sound of it, once inaugurated he will move swiftly in all directions at once. Should be worth seeing, but in Blairite terms what does moving swiftly involve? Well for Blair it involved prancing about waving his arms and making a lot of noise, skills Obama seems to have perfected.

The aim of this technique is to convince people you are on top of things though you really do not have a clue what to do. For Blair it had mixed results, some of us were never fooled, some were fooled but not for long while a few remain convinced he was a dynamic and effective leader.

Will things be different for Obama? Providing he can move swiftly enough to dodge the bullets that are bound to go his way we should know in about twelve months.

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Will Pessimism Rain On Obama’s Parade? We must hope so unless we want Celebrity Politics to become the norm.

The cost of the egomaniacal Barack Obama’s inauguration ceremony is now estimated at a gobsmacking $150,000,000 (£102,000,000) Bizarrely the kool aid drinkers of The Obamessiash cult who write of Huffington Post are outraged that some people are suggesting given the current economic circumstances the world’s first celebrity politician is parhaps a tad insensivetive to people whose jobs are on the line and whose homes are about to be repossessed.