Coronavirus Turns Britain Into a Police State.

Coronavirus UK
Image: Express newspapers

After the disgusting scenes of British police officers harassing people for driving out to open countryside to take their daily exercise, warning shoppers that seasonal goods like Easter Eggs and Hot Cross Buns were non essential goods and therefore buying them counted as ‘illegal shopping’ forces throughout the country were rather belatedly urged to maintain public trust amid complaints about ‘overzealous’ enforcement of coronavirus rules

Assistant Commissioner Neil Basu of London’s Metropolitan Police says officers must maintain tradition of ‘policing by consent’ during outbreak

One of Britain’s most senior police officers, Basu, a man of Indian or Pakistani ethnicity who has previously supported the priotiization of ‘hate crime’ over crimes of violence and crimes against property and thus is not well placed to talk about maintaining public trust,  has told colleagues their handling of the coronavirus crisis will be remembered for generations and urged the public not to “judge too harshly” following growing criticism of officers’ tactics.

Writing in The Daily Telegraph, Assistant Commissioner Basu said officers must preserve “the trust and confidence of the public” and maintain the tradition of “policing by consent” amid complaints about the “overzealous” enforcement of social distancing regulations.

In a series of incidents over the weekend, police forces have fined individuals £60 for buying “non-essential” goods from shops and going for a drive “due to boredom”. Such minor acts of rebellion are the inevitable result of the government’s ludicrous overreaction to the crisis, which has involved effectively placing the entire country under house arrest.

Small shops claim to have been told that selling Easter eggs and hot cross buns goes against new guidance because they do not qualify as essential items.

Basu, the head of counter-terror policing in the UK, said “not every police response will be sure-footed” and added that “we should not judge too harshly” the use of powers he “never imagined a British police officer would be asked to use”. He said: “Everyone in policing is acutely aware that how we police this pandemic will be remembered for many years to come.”

His words might carry more weight if officers still conformed to the “thick, sweaty copper” stereotype of the 1950s and earlier but for a couple of decades now policing has been a degree entry profession so we are entitles to expect a little common sense.

In what will be seen as a tacit appeal to colleagues, he advised forces  that persuading and educating the public should be the primary goal, rather than resorting to enforcement.

“Preserving the trust and confidence of the public by policing by consent is our mantra, and has been since 1829. There will be a period of readjustment to our new responsibilities,” Assistant Commissioner Basu said.

His comments came as Dominic Raab, the Foreign Secretary, said he fully supported the police.

What we are seeing however, is a normal progression. The police lost the public’s confidence a long time ago when they decided that investigating as a hate crime a person maintaining that a man born a man stayed a man, no matter what he decided to ‘identify’ as. When knife crime, burglaries, rape of under age girls by organised grooming gangs, and even murder take second place to virtue signalling, harassing motorists, allowing the crusties of Ekstinktion Rebellion to bring a city to a halt, indeed helping them do so for the sake of saving the planet, and similar good deeds are seen as being among the duties of the police officers are bound to take the view that policing by consent means imposing the will of the authorities on individuals.

Policing has always attracted an element of recruits who like to throw their weight about, so naturally there will always be some officers who are going to take this opportunity to bully law abading people. Equating possibly spreading the Corona virus to a murder is a pathetic attempt to justify the unjustifiable. How does fishing off a deserted beach, working in an allotment, walking in a private field, eating hot cross buns, driving to a beauty spot to walk, walking in said beauty spot suddenly constitute a crime against humanity and suspect make one a murder?

No doubt the SS, KGB and Stasi got the same buzz from their jobs.

Many years Lord Denning, ,then the nation’s most senior judge said that the police have a tendency to attract “a certain type pf people” his reference was to the type of who people liked to impose their will on others (sic).

The Corvid 19 powers have allowed this type of officer unchecked out of the Box.

Just as the police forces in Nottinghamshire , Yorkshire and Durham lost their reputation in their areas during the miners strike (due to heavy handed policing by officers from London, Manchester, Birmingham, Liverpool on overtime and raring for confrontation) now all the forces will lose their reputations and what little respect they had left amongst the general populace.

The British public need to wake up and realise whats happened to our police forces across the land. The public perception of what the police force is and what it should be is very different from what it actually is. Just look on any local police force website, its full of pimply, hormonal 18yr olds, fresh out of school with zero life skills. Most of them are too busy posting videos of themselves wanking on TikTok.

Also, quite a few of them are women, taken on purely because of their gender because forces must fill their quota of femaile officers because of equality and diversity laws. Why do you think more and more police officers are being given tasers? It’s purely because when you employ these type of people they don’t have the physical power to do the job but the inevitable consequence is more criminals and dickheads who wannabe criminals are carrying knives, clubs and acid sprays.. The liberal snowflakes took over the police a long time ago, and now we have a police force made up of kids in uniforms more worried about their social media presence than keeping order and locking up criminals.

Thats why its not a surprise they are now abusing these new powers. But the rot is spreading from the top down as well as the bottom up.

When Senior Officers regard it as their proper role to call for additional legislation in pursuit of ideological agendas (hate crime,), and pursue allegations from fantasists against political figures long since dead; when Muslim rape gangs are allowed to pursue their activities, aided and abetted by Mr. Kier Starmer, current front runner to become next leader of The Labour Party, from whom the order to handle the grooming gangs with kid gloves rather than risk inflaming inter – racial tensions, the prospective recruits who appear to hold views that while typical of working and middle class Britons no not conform to the political orthodoxy are not going to get far in the modern police force; when data bases are collected of persons showing insufficiently correct thoughts and opinions, and policing of criminal offences such as car theft and burglary is abandoned; then “policing by consent” is stone dead, by the polices’ own hand.

When Home Secretaries and Prime Minister allow such things, rather than dismiss or at least sideline those Chief Constables for cause, then governments have abandoned policing by consent as a goal.

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The State To Be Public Guardian Over Organ Rights

Government to introduce Organ Donation opt out scheme to be regulated by The Office of the Public Guardian

‘The Office of the Public Guardian (OPG) is an independent statutory office established to protect the rights, interests and wellbeing of adults with impaired decision-making capacity, and children and young people in the child protection system.’
Hmmmm…. sounds like state intervention to me.
Your organs are being targeted. When you are lying on your deathbed, doctors will gather around you like vultures, ready to pounce the moment you expire and strip your cadaver of any bits that might still be useful. We should have seen this coming when medical professionals started talking about “harvesting organs” from the newly dead. I notice they have dropped that now, the PR people must have had a word.

While many nations in the EU already have laws which decree tht the government owns your dead body and has the right to “harvest organs” from it for transplant surgery, in Britain, where we value personal liberty more that statistics, organ donation has always been an opt in issue. If you are prepared to give organs you must carry a card stating your willingness (just in case you get run over by a bus or chance to meet a surgeon who needs a liver, kidney or set of lungs to avoid his monthly performance stats falling short.)

This week however, the Prime Minister has announced the intention to launch a public consultation on increasing rates of organ donation. The proposals will include a new opt-out system for organ donation for England. The consultation will be launched by the end of the year. This means you will have to carry a card saying “When I’m dead, you cannot burcher the corpse as if I’m some clapped out old car in a scrapyard.”

In 2016 to 2018 there were 1,169 deceased organ donors and 3,293 transplants in England. While this was the highest ever rate of organ donation, there are still more people waiting for transplants than there are organs available. It means some people die before a suitable organ becomes available. On the other hand about 550,000 people die per year. Some very big warehouses will be needed to keep all those dead bits in.

Mts May’s consultation will outline ways to increase rates of organ donation and propose a new approach where every person would be deemed to have given consent unless they choose to opt out. It will run for 12 weeks.

The Department of Health will seek views on:

how government can increase rates of organ donation, particularly from BAME communities
how the issue of consent should be managed within the NHS
what role technology could play in helping people to discuss their preferences with family
how opt-out could work in practice, what safeguards would be necessary, and how families could be supported

There is currently a severe shortage of suitable organs, with around 6,500 people currently on transplant waiting lists. Every day up to 3 people die while waiting for an organ to become available.

I have always found the idea of organ transplants disgusting, but being of a stoical turn of mind I have always believed we should accept our destiny. When I have discussed this people usually say, “You’d soon change your tune if you needed a heart transplant. I’m sure I wouldn’t, when I faced death twenty years ago although a transplant could not have saved me because I was having a brain haemorrhage, I asked my wife to be brave enough to let me go if I was going to be a basket case.

Death is something our ancestors lived with for several million years. We must learn to live with it again. To die is not a personal failure.

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Labour’s bacon Sandwich Fail Show They Are Unfit To Govern

Ed and bacon

Some people might think Boggart Blog has the same style of rabid hatred for all Labour politicians and Labour supporters and lefties reserve for Michael Gove.

WRONG! All politicians are wankers and Labour politicians tend to be more hypocritical than others, and are actually posher and more elitist than Conservatives, Lib Dems and UKIPpers but one should hate them all equally, not for who they are but for what they represent.

Sadly the leftist mindset is not up to the job of multitasking so hatred as to be directed at specific things, Gove, The Daily Mail, Rupert Murdoch and Jeremy Clarkson are all objects of left wing hate.

While Boggart Blog hates Ed Ball’s economic illiteracy, Diane Abbott’s racism and paedophile loving Harriet Harman’s patronising hypocrisy and Labour’s control freakery in general, we quite like Ed Miliband as a person. OK, he’s a lousy leader, totally out of his depth fronting a political party riven by internecine conflicts yet still hoping to govern a nation of 60 million people in a year’s time, and he would make an even worse Prime Minister than he does an opposition leader.

In spite of all that he still comes across as a decent bloke. Ed would be a good senior prefect in a grammar school, (oops, just mentioned another hat symbol for lefties)intelligent, fair, anxious to do the right thing and careful to give everyone a fair hearing. Sometimes however, a national leader has to be a ruthless bastard, and that is where Ed would fall short.

Take for your example the infamous bacon sandwich incident on the day before the European elections. Warned that Labour were losing votes to UKIP because working class people felt the party was elitist and out of touch, some out of touch elitist in the Labour Public Relations team decided Ed, who is not religious but is Jewish all the same, should be pictured eating a working class breakfast, a bacon sandwich. Ed (above) bit into his bacon butty and manfully forced it to go down his throat. Now I don’t know if it was his Jewsish heritage that gave him a problem, or a distaste for meat, but you could tell he was not enjoying the experience. A more ruthless person would have said, “Fuck you, goyischer PR twat, I don’t eat pigmeat.” I hate bananas and if somebody said to me, “You have to eat a banana sandwich to promote your latest venture Ian,” I would remove the banana from between the bread slices, place it between two bricks and ram it up the pillock’s arse.

sales would soar, or if my venture was political, milions of votes would be won.What could possibly shout “Man of the people” more clearly.

It could simply be that Ed Miliband is one of nature’s museli eaters (and nothing wrong with that, I like museli myself). But whatever, the smart arse who thought up this embarrassing stunt is as big a dickhead as the contestant on The Apprentice a few years back who had described himself as a ‘good Jewish boy’ but tasked with buying a kosher chicken returned with a halal chicken.

The only thing Labour’s fuck up achieved was to give Nick Clegg a chance to score his only point of the week by proving that he could eat a bacon sandwich by doing so with considerable gusto.

Those of us who think another Labour government in Westminster would be a bigger disaster that an asteroid hitting Earth can take comfort from this display of ineptitude and out of touch elitism. The cleaner who had to clean up the mess after Ed parted company with his bacon sandwich (below) probably took no pleasure in the Labour leader’s discomfiture. And the poor bugger probably did not even get a tip

ed miliband bacon sandwich
Ed Miliband struggles not to throw up his bacon sandwich. (source: huffpost)

I wanna be a motivational magician

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But now I have found a job that makes me want to return to the battlefield. I read in an article about the way government bureaucrats waste money of a British municipal authority that spend £19,000 on a motivational magician.

Kool, I thought, that’s the job for me. Forget those boring motivational speakers with their chants and hand clapping and team building crap. As a motivational magician I could motivate people by turning lazy buggers into frogs oe something. Much more fun, and at £19,000 a gig I would only need to work one day a month.

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Ths iz the Boggart Blog office cleaner (BSc Pollytical Siens) reporting. Today evry1 been out for the long lunch. Normally Iem not allowed to touch computers ‘cept wen somebody spill coffee or more likely wine wiv this lot on them.

Today though Ian say, why not do a post,(Well he’d had a few b4 they go) weel c how it go, maybe we promot u. Sub editor praps. I could do with a sub so here goes. Anyway its is an ol post wot I revamped a bit.

Its about Big fuss today about job losses in Enhaichess, some say Wossname Camra on gand are cutting nurses and doctors, some say too many non jobs in public secter anyway.

Some of the jobs in town hall and hospitles, K wangos and all that are just having a laugh innit? Salaries are not great but not much work to do by the job holder, kno wot I mean.

So here’s post from 2009.

We wonder what kind of people dream up some of the jobs on offer in The Guardian’s Public Sector recruitment supplement today.

Equalitites Officers, Sexuality Awareness advisers, community integration managers and human rights compliance officrs are all in demand.

We cannot think however, what a Domestic Violence Action Co-ordinator will do to fill their time or justify a salary? Are such people responsible for Co-ordinating domestic violence by scheduling the wife beating activities of thugs so as to spread the load on A & E departments and ambulance services? Or if some bastard is ill, exhausted or just can’t be arsed, will the Domestic Violence Action Co Ordinator be responsible arranging for someone else to go round and beat the wife beater’s wife up for him?

Jobs in Domestic Violence have come up a few times recently.

Another of this weeks vacancies that has us all baffled is an advert for a Singing For The Brain Co-ordinator. WTF is singing for the brain. It is something to do with teaching lousy singers to not make any noise, just sing a song in their head. Or something more sinister perhaps, are the government encoding messages the Fibbonaci series values of musical tones and employing pitch – perfect singers to brainwash us all?

Another bizarre, WTF title belongs to a job a South London borough is recruiting for. Lean Practitioner. What is a lean practicioner? Do they train people lean forward or back or to either side while working. That sounds like some Hundu or Buddhist austerity. Can someone, with the help of a lean practitioner attain Nirvana by walking from John O’Groats to Land’s End leaning backwards at an angle of 22 degrees? Or do they encourage anorexia? Whatever it is, the job carries a salary of £35k a year.

Just as baffling is the requirement for a female prostitution action worker (they’re nearly all co-ordinators or action workers, sometimes even action co-ordinators. Anyway, a female prostitution action worker, isn’t that just a pretentious way of saying “prozzers wanted.” Maybe not because the job description said the job holder would be “researching and developing strategies for dealing with the causes of demand for prostitution. Well that should take about five minutes. Too many sex starved blokes, not enough prostitutes. Sorted, can I have my year’s salary please?

A team of black and ethnic minority compact officers is needed in London. What? Do they plan to compact black and ethnic minority people like they compact household waste?

Isn’t that a tad racist?

If member of ethic minorities are not compact enough they should only accept work permit applications from pygmies and Japanese. No Sumo wrestlers though. So pygmies, selected Japanese, San bushmen from the Namib desert. And Eskimos maybe, they are quite compact.

Pick of the week though was a full page dedicated to “careers in substance misuse.”

How do you get into a career in Substance Abuse? Well being called Charlie Sheen, Amy Winehouse, Pete Doherty or Keith Richards is a good start I guess.

What worries be is that by the time you read this there will be some berk sitting in an office in South London picking up £35,000 a year for wondering what a Lean Practicioner is supposed to do.

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Here in the Boggart Blog editorial office we love flipping through the public sector recruitment supplement that comes with The Guardian every Wednesday.

Some of the jobs on offer by public authorities, quangos and charities are hilarious and though the salaries are not great it’s easy to get the idea that not much work will be required from the successful applicant.

How is Domestic Violence Action Co-ordinator going to occupy their time? Co-ordinating domestic violence by scheduling the wife beating activities of thugs so as to spread the load on A & E departments and ambulance services? Or if some bastard is ill or just exhausted, perhaps these jobs involve arranging for someone else to go round and beat his wife up for him?

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Just as baffling is the requirement for a female prostitution action worker (they’re nearly all co-ordinators or action workers, sometimes even action co-ordinators. Anyway, a female prostitution action worker, isn’t that just a pretentious way so saying “prozzers wanted.” Maybe not because the job description said the job holder would be “researching and developing strategies for dealing with the causes of demand for prostitution. Well that should take about five minutes. Too many sex starved blokes, not enough prostitutes. Sorted, can I have my year’s salary please?

A team of black and ethnic minority compact officers is needed in London. To compact black and ethnic minority people like they compact household waste? Isn’t that a tad racist? If member of ethic minorities are not compact enough they should only accept work permit applications from pygmies and Japanese. No Sumo wrestlers though. So pygmies, selected Japanese, San bushmen from the Namib desert. And Eskimos maybe, they are quite compact.

Pick of the week though was a full page dedicated to “careers in substance misuse.” That’s drug abuse in p0lain English

How do you get into a career in Substance Abuse? Well being called Amy Winehouse, Pete Doherty or Keith Richards is a good start.

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Environment friendly, human hostile railway travel.

This is not going to help encourage people to use public transport.

A passenger on a French train had to be rescued by firemen after having his arm sucked down the on-board toilet. The 26-year-old victim was trapped when he tried to fish out his mobile phone, which had fallen into the toilet bowl, and fell foul of the suction system. The high-speed TGV train had to stop for two hours while firemen cut through the train’s pipework. The man was carried away by emergency services, with the toilet still attached to his arm.

You might say life dealt him a shitty hand.

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