Protests at Italian Government plan to remove unvaccinated children from their parents.

A wave of demonstrations have shocked Italians this week as angry parents protested against the authoritarian government’s attempts to pass a  law that will triple the number of vaccination Italian children must by law receive, and the threat that children who do not have the manadatory vaccines will be removed from their parents. 

Lorenzin cancel your law, we are not your herd,” tens of thousands of Italians chanted at a protest in Rome, holding banners decrying government overreach into their homes and the health of their children.
The march in Rome, the largest in the country, is believed to be the biggest free-vaxxer event in world history. They were gathering to protest the proposed law that will raise the number of mandatory vaccines received by Italian children from four to 12.

The law, proposed by Minister of Health, Beatrice Lorenzin, will become effective unless the Italian Parliament saves the day and blocks the new legislation.

Under the new law, Italian children who have not received the full schedule of 12 mandatory vaccinations will lose their right to attend school, the parents will be fined up to 7,500 euros ($8396), and in case the corrupt, authoritarian Euronazi Italian government had not already shown they are completely in the pockets of Big Pharma, they also announced that unvaccinated children will be taken away by local child protective services.

But Italians of all stripes, already shocked at the highly suspect collapse of the hugely popular Five Star Movement in local elections, and angry at the way their politicians suck up to EU neo – fascism, are rising up in defiance of the new law. Politicians, associations, doctors, lawyers, and parents came together for the first time on the streets of Rome to make their voices heard.

One protestor shared a heart-rending account of his difficulties raising a vaccine damaged child in Italy:

I am here as a parent, as a parent of a child who, unfortunately, has been damaged by a hexavalent vaccine. I am a parent who has tried to follow the path of the law and I have found myself in front of shameful situations, when the state courts consider vaccine injured kids as, allow me to say, the town’s idiots, the losers.”

The protestors want freedom of choice regarding vaccines, informed consent, the constitution of an independent committee for vaccine research, and objective data about reactions. They are, wisely, not content to blindly rely on the word of the unethical, profiteering, Big Pharma corporations and the rent – seeking politicians in government when it comes to the health of their children.

 Two doctors have been struck off this year in Italy over their refusal to work as Big Pharma shills and a further 24 doctors are being investigated for declaring that vaccines are not always harmless.Is this the start of a medical revolution in Italy? A worldwide movement against the profit-driven interests of Big Pharma and government corruption is beginning to gain traction. It is up to you to help spread the word.

[RELATED: Sweden Bans Mandatory Vaccinations Over ‘Serious Health Concerns’]

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Boston Herald Calls For Government Execution Squads To Murder Experts Who Oppose Mercury In Vaccines

In another example of the insane and fantaical religious fervour of those who support the vaccine industry by hating anyone who questions anything about vaccines, the corporate media prostitutes of the Boston Herald’s editorial staffny have used their print editions to call for what the murder of anyone who questions the safety or efficiency of vaccines or opposes plans to legally mandate vaccinating entire populations (such as those proposed by bill Gates through his Gates Foundation.)The killings would be carried out by government sanctioned execution squads to eliminate scientists, naturopaths, chiropractors and any journalists fool enough to question the safety of injecting children with mercury, a brain-damaging toxin still found in flu shot vaccines administered to children and expectant mothers, and other neurotoxins.

Expressing concern about the toxic, brain-damaging, or simply stomach churning ingredients (such as cultures grown on the tissue of dead foetuses,) in vaccines “ought to be a hanging offense,” says the entire Boston Herald editorial staff in this shockingly violent article which espouses the murder of naturopathic physicians, scientists and sceptics, such as myself and my colleagues, in new media who try to hold corporate fascists to account. According to the Boston Herald, we should all be hanged to death after being identified and rounded up.

This is the kind of scientific fscism that typifies not only the vaccine industry, which revels in the mass murder of black babies who are disproportionately impacted by vaccine-autism risks, according to the CDC’s own scientist Dr. William Thompson, but also the global warming alarmists of the ‘climate science’ community, the genome modification industry and the people who believe entire populations of over 50s should be medicated against high cholestrol even though less than half have high cholestrol and the drugs are harmful to those who do not have high cholestrol.

“In what can only be described as an example of hate speech, and therefore, were it possible for self righteous, politically correct liberals to understand concepts like same rules apply, the editorial staff at the Boston Herald should have recognised, the article is in a crime de facto and de juris and as such should never have been published published.

With their call for the mass murder of naturopaths, journalists and scientists, the Boston Herald demonstrates the dangerous mental illness that’s caused not by vaccines themselves, but by embracing the self righteous beliefs of paternalistic liberalism. T

The continued use of brain-damaging metals like aluminum and mercury, which the US Center for Disease Control confirms are deliberately formulated into vaccines injected into children in spite of evidence of damage to health provided by independent (i.e. not paid by vaccine manufacturers,)needs to be halted until a full, independent meta – analysis can be carried out. Thanks to science fascism and the complicity of liberal dupes like the Boston Herald’s editorial staff, vaccine fanaticism has now spawned a nest of domestic terrorists who are openly an unabashedly, in the pages of a respected newspaper, calling for the government to run execution squads that target the very people seeking to protect children from vaccine fascism.

Natural News has contacted the Boston Police department with a view to filing a detailed criminal complaint with the Boston FBI.

Health Choice Massachusetts has announced a RALLY in front of the Boston Herald this Thursday, May 18th, at 11:00 am. Click here for details on the rally. Alert all your friends in Boston to attend this rally for health freedom at 70 Fargo St, Boston, MA 02110.

Courts Quietly Confirm MMR Vaccine Causes Autism

By Mark Wachtler, Revo 2040.com

After decades of passionate debate, parents probably missed the repeated admissions by drug companies and governments alike that vaccines do in fact cause autism. For concerned parents seeking the truth, it’s worth remembering that the exact same people who own the world’s drug companies also own America’s news outlets. Finding propaganda-free information has been difficult, until now.

At the center of the fifteen-year controversy is Dr. Andrew Wakefield of Austin, Texas. It was Dr. Wakefield that first publicized the link between stomach disorders and autism, and taking the findings one step further, the link between stomach disorders, autism and the Measles Mumps Rubella (MMR) vaccine.

For that discovery way back in 1996, and a subsequent research paper published by the doctor in 1998, Andrew Wakefield has found himself the victim of a world-wide smear campaign by drug corporations, governments and media companies. And while Dr. Wakefield has been persecuted and prosecuted to the extent of being unable to legally practice medicine because of his discovery, he has instead become a best-selling author, the founder of the Strategic Autism Initiative, and the Director of the Autism Media Channel.

But in recent months, courts, governments and vaccine manufacturers have quietly conceded the fact that the Measles Mumps Rubella (MMR) vaccine most likely does cause autism and stomach diseases. Pharmaceutical companies have even gone so far as to pay out massive monetary awards, totaling in the millions, to the victims in an attempt to compensate them for damages and to buy their silence. Read more >>>

Scientists have found a strong correlation between vaccines and developing a brain disorder such as OCD, anorexia, ADHD, and major depressive disorders.

By: Jack Burns / The Free Thought Project

It is no question that the subject of vaccines is profoundly controversial. On both sides of the argument exist truths and lies that can hinder the ability of some to make rational decisions.

For the last 50 years, the world has taken a front row seat to the phenomenological occurrences of the rise of brain disorders such as Autism, ADHD, and major depressive disorders. Anecdotally speaking, parents all over the globe have reported that one day their children were normal and growing healthily, and the next, after having gotten their vaccinations, they get Autism, or ADHD, for example.

While science and the government continue to maintain there’s no causal relation between the vaccines and the disorders, parents, multiple studies, and other countries have reported otherwise. Now, it seems, some very brave and unabashed scientists have been able to show a correlation of what many have known for quite some time.

It has also been proven that CDC scientists destroyed data that showed a correlation between vaccines and autism in children.

Researchers at Pennsylvania State and Yale University sought to examine, “whether antecedent vaccinations are associated with increased incidence of obsessive–compulsive disorder (OCD), anorexia nervosa (AN), anxiety disorder, chronic tic disorder, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, major depressive disorder, and bipolar disorder in a national sample of privately insured children.”

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TIME Magazine runs vile hit piece against Robert Kennedy Jr. for daring to tell the truth about mercury in vaccines

When newly inaugurated President Donald Trump appointed Robert Kennedy, Jr. to head a commission to investigate and report on vaccine safety, it was inevitable the Big Pharma Corporations, the big money interest behind them, and their ‘pet poodle’ scientists would hit back and try to undermine the initiative. That it would happen so quickly, with fake news oublication Time magazine lining up its biggest hitters to smear Kennedy’s reputation in the public’s eye. He hails from a family of political and humanitarian icons of modern history, darlings of the liberal left, the university brainwashed, emotionally needy losers who are always quick to jump on any bandwagon, so it’s no wonder that Time feels the need to destroy him before any of those sheep like liberals decide this intelligent and educated man might actually have good grounds for being sceptical of the money – spinning vaccine industry.

Ironically the man Time is trying to smear has previously named one of the magazine’s “Heroes for the Planet” for his environmental work. But when a high profile truth-teller goes up against the corporate propaganda machinery, and the corrupt denizens of the scientific academe that controls mainsteamn media, that person will be vilified, discredited and if possible destroyed. They did it with Bernie Sanders, they tried to do it with Trump but he had enough cash and enough support to resist them and as we know the person anointed by The World Domination Society to succeed their lapdog, the Cocksucker President barack Obama was humilated in the election as ordinary American voters sent a loud and clear message that they had had enough of politically correct bullshit and condescending liberal and progressive politicians, journalists and media luvvies telling them what to think.

What makes Time magazine so dangerous is their clout in the marketplace of ideas. Time holds a position of honor in the minds of millions of readers, and it portrays itself as a serious and sober voice of authority. Many topics are covered fairly and accurately, but when a well hidden agenda is afoot, all bets are off. Time magazine’s crafty article “Why Donald Trump’s Choice of RFK Jr. as Vaccine Czar Is a Terrible Idea” is so full of half-truths, misrepresentations, and misdirection, it’s hard to know where to start.

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HuffPo Censored and Deleted Anti-Pharma Vaccine Post From Their Website – Click our link to read it
In case you missed it, a contributing editor for The Huffington Post managed to slip a shockingly honest vaccine editorial by the Big Pharma watchdogs this morning. The article, titled “Vaccines Are Totally Safe Say The People Who Brought Us Vioxx, Bextra, Trovan, Phen-Fen, Xarelto, Raxar, and Seldane…”, remained published on HuffPo’s site for just a few hours before it was taken down.

When you try to find the article, the link now directs you to a message reading “This post from The Huffington Post Contributor Platform is no longer available on our site.”

Good thing someone was able to screen shot the entire article!

Here is the full article written by Martha Rosenberg. While I disagree strongly that there is no such thing as a safe or necessary vaccine, the rest of the article is brilliantly honest and the Huffington Post should be ashamed of themselves for the role they play in harming our children by censoring such important information.

Vaccines Are Totally Safe Say The People Who Brought Us Vioxx, Bextra, Trovan, Phen-Fen, Xarelto, Raxar, and Seldane…”


A New Billboard Reminds Parents Vaccines Can Kill Their Baby

In an effort to remind parents that vaccines can kill their baby, a billboard has been placed in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, on interstate I-10 at College Drive, to honor Baby Reid Englehart and all of the other children taken from these toxic injections.

Baby Reid died at the age of two months old, only nine days after the doctor said it was safe to vaccinate him with eight vaccine doses, while he was sick. The vaccines were never investigated before his death was ruled as being caused by some unproven reason, rather than the vaccines that overstimulated his immune system.

Reid’s parents cannot directly sue those responsible for his death. The manufactures of those eight vaccine doses are protected from liability. There is no amount of compensation a parent can receive to replace their child that died from vaccines the doctor insisted were safe. And there is no recourse for those killed from vaccines.

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A New Billboard Reminds Parents Vaccines Can Kill Their Baby

Lead Developer Of HPV Vaccines Comes Clean, Warns Parents & Young Girls It’s All A Giant Deadly Scam

The Daily Sheeple

Dr. Diane Harper was a leading expert responsible for the Phase II and Phase III safety and effectiveness studies which secured the approval of the human papilloma virus (HPV) vaccines, Gardasil™ and Cervarix™. Dr. Harper also authored many of the published, scholarly papers about the vaccines. She is now the latest in a long string of experts who are pressing the red alert button on the devastating consequences and irrelevancy of these vaccines. Dr. Harper made her surprising confession at the 4th International Converence on Vaccination which took place in Reston, Virginia. Her speech, which was originally intended to promote the benefits of the vaccines, took a 180-degree turn when she chose instead to clean her conscience about the deadly vaccines so she “could sleep at night”. The following is an excerpt from a story by Sarah Cain:

“Dr. Harper explained in her presentation that the cervical cancer risk in the U.S. is already extremely low, and that vaccinations are unlikely to have any effect upon the rate of cervical cancer in the United States. In fact, 70% of all HPV infections resolve themselves without treatment in a year, and the number rises to well over 90% in two years. Harper also mentioned the safety angle. All trials of the vaccines were done on children aged 15 and above, despite them currently being marketed for 9-year-olds. So far, 15,037 girls have reported adverse side effects from Gardasil™ alone to the Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System (VAERS), and this number only reflects parents who underwent the hurdles required for reporting adverse reactions.

Read more at The Daily Sheeple >>>

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CDC forced to reveal documents proving Thimerosal vaccine preservative causes autism

Factually speaking, the CDC is a malicious, criminally-run anti-science quackery front group for the vaccine industry. As part of its criminal activity, it has long insisted that the vaccine preservative thimerosal is not tied to autism. But once-secret documents, now forced to be revealed by the CDC, prove the agency knew that thimerosal causes autism but deliberately hid that evidence from the public in exactly the same way the EPA hid the truth about lead poisoning of the public water supply in Flint, Michigan.

“A vaccine industry watchdog has now obtained CDC documents that show statistically significant risks of autism associated with the vaccine preservative,” reports Health Advice, which also reports:

Dr. Hooker, a PhD scientist, worked with two members of Congress to craft the letter to the CDC that recently resulted in his obtaining long-awaited data from the CDC, the significance of which is historic. According to Hooker, the data on over 400,000 infants born between 1991 and 1997, which was analyzed by CDC epidemiologist Thomas Verstraeten, MD, “proves unequivocally that in 2000, CDC officials were informed internally of the very high risk of autism, non-organic sleep disorder and speech disorder associated with Thimerosal exposure.”

While the mainstream media — largely funded by pharmaceutical corporations — ridiculously continues to claim any link between autism and vaccines is a “conspiracy theory,” the link actually turns out to be evidence-based FACT.

Read the full Health Advice story linked above:

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Chinese parents outraged as vaccines kill defenseless children

Americans and the Chinese people have another thing in common besides a big economy – vaccine violence. Third world vaccine crime differs somewhat from the faking of clinical trials, manipulating scientific data and paying doctors and healthcare companies to participate in cover ups that goes on in the west. In poor countries there are no consumer protection laws and the few people in possession of enough information to question officials know the result is likely to be that the questioner is locked up indefinitely without trial.

So the crimes tend to be blatant, like a vaccine scam in China we heard of recently.

As reported by the BBC, parents in China are extremely angry after learning about a massive illegal vaccine operation in Shangdong province. The illegal ring involved hundreds of people and had spread to 24 provinces and cities, according to local media cited by the BBC.

The outrage grew after news spread that a boy who had been vaccinated died, though Chinese officials claimed the death was not tied to the Shangdong scandal, a story that no thinking person would actually believe.

The illegal vaccine ring – one of a plethora of health and safety scandals in China in recent years – was likely in operation since 2011, officials said. The ringleaders, said to be a mother and daughter who bought the vaccines from licensed and unlicensed sources, have been arrested, according to reports. After buying the vaccines, the pair would then sell them to illegal agents or local disease control and prevention centers for inflated prices, the BBC reported, citing the Xinhua news agency.

FDA documents admit vaccines are linked to autism!

Controversy rages on around vaccines with the delusional denizens of the Church of Scienceology Cult still insistin vaccines are absolutely safe because incidences of serious harm being done to receipients of vaccines are ‘statistically insignificant’, Big Pharma Corporations pushing the idea that vaccines can protect us against everything but taxes and medical incompetence and politicians yelling ‘vote for me and I’ll abolish illness, old age and poverty. There is another side to the vaccine story however, and you will never read of it im mainstream press of see and hear about it in broadcast news.

Published on Mar 29, 2016, producer / presenter Mike adams says:

Did you know that documents on the FDA’s own website openly admit that vaccines can cause autism?

In this video, I explain the insane DENIALS still being fronted by the FDA and CDC, both of which are engaged in a massive cover-up of scientific evidence linking vaccines to autism.

Even the CDC’s own top scientist Dr. William Thompson readily admitted he took part in a massive cover-up to destroy evidence linking vaccines to autism.

One day the massive vaccine cover-up will be exposed and ended. Until that day comes, do everything in your power to protect your children from toxic vaccines.


Measles Witch Hunt – Propaganda War Against Parents Who Refuse Vaccine

A witch hunt against parents who decline to have their children vaccinated. Who would think such fascist tactics could be used by democratically elected governments in the twenty first century. Well elected (after a fashion) oiur governments may be, but they are not democratic. It is the bankers and corporate entities who hold the real power. And the pharmaceutical companies who make vaccines are among the most anti social of them.

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Vaccine Tuth: Corporate Profits Are More Important Than Public Health.
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Swine Flu Scam Exposed: Useless Drugs And Vaccines – Lying Science Whores

The propaganda aimed at convincing us medical science can provide a vaccine to immunise us against death is not about the greatest good of the greatest number, it is about corporate profit and political power. Five years after the even the lies and fraud that created the swine flu ‘pandemic’ of 2009 are exposed. It was just a scam to sell a drug the scientists and manufacturers knew was no good.

UK Government Agency Faked Vaccine Safety Data To Sell HPV Virus Against Non Existent cervical Cancer Threat

Cervical Cancer takes centre stage in this latest installment of Vaccine wars. Government, medical professionals and Big Pharma are pushing for manadatory vaccination of pubescent girls but the disease takes decades to develop and the vaccine immunity wears off after five years. It is another scam to steal taxpayers’ money? Find out below …

New Scientific Study Verifies Again That MMR Vaccine Causes Autism

Strangely (or perhaps absolutely predictably) little of this has been reported in mainstream media. And unfortunately I cannot link you to the site that broke the story (but I have linked to the legal rulings which are a meter of public record now) because their page has been down since the news started to go viral. Fortunately other new media publishers were onto the story by then and …

In A Sane World This Should End The Vaccine Scam – but The Lies and Legalised Murder Will Continue.

Educated parents can either get their children out of harm’s way or continue living inside one of the largest most evil lies in history, that vaccines – full of heavy metals, viral diseases, mycoplasma, fecal material, DNA fragments from other species, formaldehyde, polysorbate 80 (a sterilizing agent)are not a miracle of modern medicine but a means of stealing taxpayers money.

Measles hysteria

As the argument over vaccines reaches new levels of intensity and those who claim to have science on their side are reduced to name calling and lying in the face of mounting evidence that vaccines are just a profit machine for big pharma, what are parents supposed to do?

More on doctors who dissent from the official line on vaccines

The International Medical Council on Vaccination is an association of medical doctors, registered nurses and other qualified medical professionals whose purpose is to counter the messages asserted by pharmaceutical companies, the government and medical agencies that vaccines are safe, effective and harmless. Our conclusions have been reached individually by …

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Dr. Offit the vaccine millionaire, mandatory vaccines and conflicts of interest.

“But why would you not want the vaccine, it’s for your own good.” This is the plaintive whine of those who are sure they know better than ourselves what is good for us. As usual, the question you should ask is Cui Bono? Who benefits? And to find the answer as usual all you have to do is follow the money.

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Food Poisoning Strikes Diners at Gov’t Food Safety Summit

Got to love the irony of this post from Truthstream Media:

food safety

I’m always making a joke that our overblown government couldn’t even get together and make a noodle salad without finding some magical way to screw it up.

Apparently, and sadly so, that snarky bit of sarcasm isn’t all that far off the mark.

Food served at a Food Safety Summit held earlier this month between several of our federal agencies including the U.S. Food and Drug Administration and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, and Big Food industry giants the likes of Tyson, ConAgra and McDonald’s, actually gave some of the people who attended food poisoning.

At least four people called the Baltimore City Health Department this week to report that they developed diarrhea, nausea and other symptoms about 12 hours after eating a meal April 9 during the conference at the Baltimore Convention Center. (source)

That was halfway through the conference, which transpired April 8-10. More than 1,500 food safety professionals were in attendance. An investigation by the Maryland Department of Health and Mental Hygiene’s outbreak response unit is ongoing, and officials have yet to determine how many of those 1,500 people became ill during the summit.

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Stop Being A Doormat Dave

David Cameron is a doormat. He let’s Barack Obama walk all over him every time they meet. Dave is not the fist British Prime Minister to be an American President’s doormat. Blair filled that role for George Dubya Bush and John Major for Bill Clinton. .

Dave is desperate to help Obama escalate the war in Syria just as John Major lay supine when Slick Willie dragged us into his Balkans adventure and Tony Blair did when Dubya invaded Afganistan and Iraq. In all cases British lives were lost in a quarrel that was nothing to do with us.

We’re not sure about the relationship between Maggie Thatcher and Ronald Ray Gun but we’re reasonably confident whips and canes were involved and that Maggie was not on the receiving end of them.

At last those heroes, the Health and Safety Department have come to our rescue. Doormats are a safety risk they say:

“Residents in the high-rise apartments were warned by the council to remove their doormats as they are a potential fire hazard.

Tenants at Brecon Court, in Gipton, Yorkshire, said the decision was “downright ridiculous”.

Resident Michael Dean said 90 per cent of the tenants are pensioners who like to have doormats outside their properties.

He said: “Residents are very house proud and always like to have a doormat. This is health and safety gone mad.They have said that the doormats were a health and safety risk.”
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Too bloody right they are, especially if you live in a country that has one as a Prime Minister.

Flapjacks Of Mass Destruction

You don’t have to be certified insane to get a job as a teacher, but you are going to need to be cocooned in a bubble of madness if you are to survive in the profession.

A couple of weeks ago we reported paranid schizophrenic staff at a U S junior school called in a SWAT Team when a pupil took into class a child’s plastic water pistol that looked very similar to … a childs plastic water pistol. As if to prove british teacher are as Politically Correc, hysterical and loony as any Americans, staff at a secondary school in Essex have told caterers they can no longer serve triangle shaped flapjacks after one was thrown at a pupil.

According to reports, canteen staff at Castle View School in Canvey Island, Essex, have been told to cut flapjacks into rectangles or squares rather than triangles.

We understand that the ban was introduced after a triangular flapjack was thrown, hitting a boy in the face.

Critics of Politically Correct looniness in Education have pointed out that a square flapjack has more sharp edges than a triangle shaped one. A teachers union official responded, “There are many reasons for banning triangular flapjacks, one is they are more aerodynamic. Everybody whows the spacecraft used by aliens planning to conquer earth are delta shaped. And then of course the triangle is symbolic of the female pubic area so triangular flapjacks are sexist.

Asked why flapjacks were not banned outright because being brown in colour they could be offensive to pupils from ethnic minoriti

Despite this, Essex County Council said the ban was “not a county council decision” but confirmed the incident and the decision on behalf of the school.

A spokesperson for Castle View School, Canvey Island, said: ?I can confirm that the texture and shape of the flapjacks were reviewed following an isolated accident last week.?

This is not the first time flapjacks have been banned for being a risk.

Famously, Education Secretary, Michael Gove, was stopped from taking flapjacks – given to him by his wife – into a cabinet meeting in 2011.

He was detained by security at the time and told the flapjacks were a security risk and would not be allowed in the cabinet room.

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Those killjoys at Volvo deserve to fail their MoT Road Worthiness test for this.

The safety conscious Swedish car makers have unveiled revolutionary technology that automatically applies the brakes on a car when a cyclist swerves in front of the vehicle’s path.

This ins entirely wrong. Cyclists are the most unsafe, irresponsible bastards on the road. You’re in your car surrounded by a ton on metal, they have only one of those silly helmets that make them look like a penguin with its head on backwards and they think they have a right to cut you up.

What we need to make the roads safer is a car that will not let us brake when a cyclist cuts us up. Every cyclist removed from the equation is a boost for road safety.

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Merry Elf and Safety Christmas

Here’s a Christmas treat for all health and safety officers. Knowing how you fun loving people love high jinks, jolly japes and dangerous sports, sit yourselves down with a traditional mince pie (made with beef suet) a glass of Theakstons Old Peculiar and a big fat cigar and ease yuourselves into the Christmas Spirit by watching the harmless fun of the Ottery st. Mary Tar Barrel Festival.

You must admit, down in Devon they know how to throw a party – not to mention a flaming tar barrel.

The Most Stupid Ad Campaign Eve, Probably

I went out for a walk today in the cold, cold snow.
Up through the woods, across into the Fall, then out into the next village and along the road for a short while before picking up a spur of the Trans Pennine Trail to take me back home.

It was lovely, just enough snow to be pleasant without making it hard work, not too many people about and obviously very few vehicles on the road.

But I did pass one vehicle, a bus.

And on the side of the bus was a poster of a fish in a beer glass.
It was a tropical fish, the glamour models of the submarine world, there’s not much sexy about a cod or a monkfish, but get a little Angel fish showing off her ginormous fins, wey hey.

But this was a boy fish, he was still good looking, probably would love to do Dolce and Gabbana underwear if he had something to enhance with a pair of balled up socks. Boy fish are pretty much like girl fish in that department.

I know he was a boy because of the caption on the poster.

It said,

“HE DRINKS ALL DAY BUT HE WOULD NEVER DREAM OF DRIVING.”

Well of course he would never dream of driving, he’s a fish for heaven’s sake.
Fish don’t drive, their flns wouldn’t be able to turn the steering wheel.
They don’t have any legs, let alone feet to work the pedals and they wouldn’t be able to see where they were going.

And of course, despite what Ian Flemming and the makers of all the Bond movies might wish, there is still not an effective submersible car.

You don’t see fish standing outside car showrooms drooling over the latest Porsche or Ferrari.

They don’t go home to the Missus and make conversation about how they just bumped into Halli Butt and he was telling him all about his new Ford Focus, 48 to the gallon, group 2 insurance and they gave him £2000 against that old banger he’s been driving for years.

Fish don’t drive cars because they haven’t got any roads. They just swim about wherever they want to go, and if it gets busy, well there’s loads of space in the oceans.

And of course salt water, or fresh water, doesn’t impair anyones senses, as far as I am aware.

I could drink water all day and as long as I didn’t muck up my metabolism by having too much water in my body I’d be perfectly fine to drive.

I’d also be perfectly fine to swim, just like the fish.

However if I’d had eleventeen pints of Guinness I would be fine to do neither, the alcohol would affect my co-ordination, and my sense of balance. It would cause me to lose my body heat quicker, my reaction times would be slower and my vision would be impaired. It could possibly lead to me losing control of my car or losing control of my brain, both instances resulting in possible injury or even death, either on the road or in the swimming pool.

I don’t know if anyone has ever conducted any experiments on fish to assess the effect of alcohol on their swimming abilities, but I bet they don’t do so well under the influence.
They’d probably bump into rocks, or passing ships.
They’d lose control of their float bladders and end up sitting sadly on the ocean floor bemoaning the fact that they can never make a go of it with an Angel fish, or floating on the top, trying to steal the shipping lane marker buoys or something like that.

No, all told I reckon this advertising campaign is a right load of codswallop.

The most stupid Ad campaign ever, probably.