Nicola Sturgeon, The Mad Wee Hag who could destroy Britain if Miliband lets her (source)
Labour and the Conservatives are kakking themselves. For Miliband to be talking to the SNP, who hate the Labour Party as much as Labour hate ……… well everyone who is not Labour I suppose, must surely be an indication that yesterdays story of how UKIP are threatening to score surprise wins in northern industrial areas. Labour have some common policy areas with the SNP, but the fundamental difference on the future of the union ought to prevent any deal.
While the Lib Dems would seem like more comfortable bedmates for Labour, such is the irrational nature of the left wing mindset that most Labour supporters would rather get into bed with a Redback Spider than a Lib Dem.
For Cameron to be demonising Nicola Sturgeon, the SNP’s Mad Wee Hag, and in a sure sign of desperation asking the Conservative Party Official Necromancer to bring back John Major from the other side to warn that Scottish Nationalists are a bigger threat to civilization than a Walking Dead style zombie apocalypse, shows desperation bordering on panic.
Conservative leaning newspapers have taken to using dirty tactics to undermine the popularity of Scottish National Party leader Nicola Sturgeon.
The Mad Wee Hag (as we dubbed her) and jimmy krankie lookalike contest winner has even been awarded Britain’s top anti-establishment accolade by the Daily Mail newspaper, who branded her “the most dangerous woman in the country.
The title of “most dangerous man in Britain was once given to the late left-wing stalwart Tony Benn, who died last year.
London Mayor Boris Johnson used his Daily Telegraph column to call the SNP “lefties on steroids, and at one point went fully biblical, saying “You wouldn’t get Herod to run a baby farm, would you?
Piers Morgan described Sturgeon as a “diminutive but sharp-witted woman [who] has rampaged through the UK election campaign like a mini-Godzilla, breathing fire and brimstone.
The Mail also headlined a story concerning Sturgeon “Little Miss McHypocrite, while the Murdoch-owned Sun took off the Miley Cyrus song Wrecking Ball’ to depict Sturgeon riding said demolition tool while clad in skimpy tartan.
Meanwhile, the supposedly left-leaning Mirror (trying to salvage one or two Labour seats in Scotland perhaps) said “She’s got a natty new wardrobe of suits with matching stilettos and confidence way beyond her abilities.
So should you be afraid of The Mad Wee Hag. We say no, our CEO (Chief Ectoplasmic Officer) Jenny Greenteeth fears none. But if Miliband does a deal with the SNP he should fear a similar wipeout in England next time votes are cast to the one that awaits Scottish labour MPs on May 7. We don’t like traitors who do deals with England’s enemies.
NB in the celtic languages a Hag is a witch or wise woman, aka a kelda, cailleach, nix etc.
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