Google’s fully automatic wankermobile.
UK government plan to raise motorway speeding fines to £10,000 causes ructions.
The maximum fine for speeding on the motorway is to be quadrupled to £10,000 as part of sweeping reforms to the penalties which can be imposed by magistrates, the Government has announced.
Other fines for breaking the limit on dual carriageways and other roads will also increase four-fold from £1,000 to £4,000, along with the maximum fine for using a mobile telephone at the wheel.
Motoring groups condemned the massive increases as draconian and warned they could deter innocent motorists from challenging speeding tickets in the court through fear that they could be hit with crippling penalties.
Some people are rejoicing at this move saying it will improve road safety although while the poor bloody car driver always gets the blame, statistics show that more than half of the deaths on the road are down to jaywalking or drunk pedestrians.
There is a possibility of course that the government has an ulterior motive. Is it possible that the Google nerds have bribed Cammers and Gideon to harass car driver and tax us off the road as a way of promoting Google’s Self Driving Wankermobile, the mobility scooter with a roof that will be driven via the internet by a computer program so the kind of anally retentive nerds who might think such a vehicle is “kewl” will be able to have a wank while being transported to their destination at 5 mph.
When you start joining the dots it all becomes clear.
Oh, and if you think I’m joking;
Profits from parking fines rise to £350 million