They told us we would all die of skin cancer if we exposed ourselves to natural daylight for three seconds on a dull day. Slather yourselves in factor twenty five million subscreen or risk turning into a tumor they said. Lying scientists, they were just trying to sell sun products.
Now comes an honest (i.e. not funded by Big Pharma) investigation into the effects of sunlight. “We suspect that the benefits to heart health of sunlight will outweigh the risk of skin cancer” it says in typically guarded language. Once again scientists take decades to discover what the rest of us already knew. Sunshine is good for us. We evolved in sunshine, it made us strong and nimble. If we had evolved in darkness we would all be like Gollum.
But for years all we have had from the science tits is dire warnings about the harmful effects of UV rays. It was all lies, the usual story with the Scienceologists and their scientific methodeffingology, rig the data and make sure you get the result the customer wants.
A lot of us have been boldly basking where no man has basked before for reasons like topping up vitamin D to avoid rickets (making a comeback in California thanks to science induced paranoia and Factor 75), mood enhancement, happiness, skin issues, liver health, relief from arthritic and muscle pain and generally just sticking two fingers up to lying science tits and “health experts”. Now there’s never a reason to fear harm or feel guilty about gettiung a bit of sunshine, it waas another scam to put your hard earned in Big Pharma’s pocket. Get out in the sunshine, you could save your heart, stave off cancer and improve as well as prolonging your life.
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