I haven’t been taking much notice of the X Factor this year, even the nutters in the early auditions were lacklustre. Despite my lack of attention however I was vaguely aware there was a bloke who looked like an elephant had shat on his head who was pissing everybody off.
“Why does Gary Barlow keep saying he’s good, everyone knows he’s crap from his silly trousers to the top of his crappy haircut,” I head one caller on a radio show say. Let’s be honest about Frankie for such is his name, take away his silly trousers and silly haircut and there wasn’t anything else. It’s true, Frankie has an ego the size of a supernova and a talent the size of a tic turd.
As for Gary Barlow, we all know the fat dancer from Take That as Liam Gallager once described him has become something of a national treasure but let us not forget he did begin his career in the same boy band as Robbie effin Williams, the only man on the planet who could make Z Factor Frankie look talented. The controversy in the tabloids now will of course centre on the question, did he jump or was he pushed?
Boggart Blog can exclusively reveal, Frankie was pushed so hard the hand prints of the pusher are imprinted on his back. And whose hands fit those prints?
Simon Cowell’s of course.