MK Ultra – The Re-education of Lauryn Hill

More evidence of the Hollywood mindfuck industry that yesterday saw Annie Lennox and last week Sinead O’Connor slamming the convergence of pop music with pornography that is turning performers (!) like Miley Cyrus and Rhianna into camera fuckers.

Lauryn Hill Ordered by the Court to Undergo ‘Counseling’ Due to her ‘Conspiracy Theories’

‘The name of Lauryn Hill’s breakout album was The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill but it now appears that the powers that be would like her to record a new album called The Re-Education of Lauryn Hill. After appearing in court for tax evasion, Hill was sentenced to three months in jail PLUS she must attend “counseling” due to her “conspiracy theories”.

According to the IBTimes, Hill told the court: “I am a child of former slaves who had a system imposed on them. I had an economic system imposed on me.” Furthermore, Hill also believes that artists are being oppressed by (what the article calls) “a plot involving the military and media”. Because of these statements, Hill was ordered to undergo “counseling”, which is a way of saying that she is mentally ill and that she needs some sort of re-programming session regain “sanity”.’

Read more: Lauryn Hill Ordered by the Court to Undergo ‘Counseling’ Due to her ‘Conspiracy Theories’

And now you have read this blog post and watched the video, check out some of the links below. I guarantee that if you are not brain dead you will be much more selective in your entertainment choices in future.

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Corruption Of The Music Industry
Have you ever wondered where it all went wrong for the music industry, how popular music became dominated by the tribalism, misogyny, violence and hate of gangsta rap, hip hop, drum and bass and all the other sub genres? You will find out below …

Lauryn Hill’s Real Crime? She Broadcast A Conspiracy Theory
Award winning singer Lauryn Hill was officially sent to prison for non payment of tax. But what was her real crime? At her sentencing hearing the judge ordered that she undergo psychological counselling because she repeated a “Coinspiracy Theory” in posting on her blog that the music industry suppresses real talent.

Jacob Rothschild Says Putin “A Traitor To The New World Order”


Jacob Rothschild, patriarch of the megarich banking family, and a leading proponent of the drive to create a global authoritarian government made up of people drawn from the corporate and financial elite, has accused Russian president Vladimir Putin of being a “traitor to the New World Order”. Evidence we have suggests the elitist conspiracy sees Russia as an obstacle that must be removed before its plan for a global government can be completed

Slaves To The Machine
Some say technology is the new magic and are willing to believe every new gadget launched improves beyond recognition the lives of those who own one. Others say we are becoming slaves to our machines and losing the ability to think for ourselves…

When Insiders Expose The Ugly Side Of The Entertainment Industry
“Selling one’s soul” can be defined as allowing one’s integrity, values and moral code to be defiled in order to obtain riches and success. Considering the occult aspect of the industry, “selling one’s soul” can take a more literal meaning, as there exist actual ritualistic initiations and obscure secret societies working …

The Illuminati Of The Music Industry – Talk by Mark Devlin, You Tube

New World Order Media Organizations Demand Freedom To Use Drones In Spite Of Big Brother Fears.
Why do news media need to use military drones for news gathering? Is it just a collaboration betwen Corporte Power and global agenda politics to keep us all under constand surveillance? Be afraid, be very afraid – but not too afraid to join the fightback, they can’t put us all in prison …

Microsoft Want To Spy On Your Family
The new Microsoft X Box Kinect version will not work unless it is connected to a live broadband connection so that its built in cameras, sensors andu microphones can gather data in your home and relay in back to a control centre who knows where. Are you still sure technology is as harmless and life enhancing as we’ve been told?

X Factor Shock! New Scandal Hit Zero Talent Show.

The favourite to win this year’s run of the X Factor, 17 year old rock chick Amelia Lily, was unceremoniously dumped out of the final last night amid claims that she is really a 43 year old transvestite. The show was also hit by a new scandal that threatens to overshadow the “fix” claims made in the tabloid press after Amelia was reinstated a few weeks ago having previously been thrown out.

At the centre of the latest controversy were last years runners up, little-boy band One Direction.

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Last year’s boy band, One Direction

The boy band’s recording career was launched on the back of a marketing strategy that targeted girls in the 5 – 6 demographic, playing on the boy’s failure to win the X Factor to win sympathy from children too young to have learned that life is never fair and not everyone can win. Simon Cowell, justified the cynical ploy promised parents worried their children were being prematurely sexualiased by assuring the media that One Direction were the Peter Pan band and would never grow up.

Just before last nights show began it was revealed on Twatter that one of the boys has found three dark hairs growing close to his willie. Cowell was reported to be furious and dismissed the story as “a lie circulated by Piers Morgan,” before ordering all members of the band into a clinic to have their meds boosted.

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Shit for hair has gone

I haven’t been taking much notice of the X Factor this year, even the nutters in the early auditions were lacklustre. Despite my lack of attention however I was vaguely aware there was a bloke who looked like an elephant had shat on his head who was pissing everybody off.

“Why does Gary Barlow keep saying he’s good, everyone knows he’s crap from his silly trousers to the top of his crappy haircut,” I head one caller on a radio show say. Let’s be honest about Frankie for such is his name, take away his silly trousers and silly haircut and there wasn’t anything else. It’s true, Frankie has an ego the size of a supernova and a talent the size of a tic turd.

As for Gary Barlow, we all know the fat dancer from Take That as Liam Gallager once described him has become something of a national treasure but let us not forget he did begin his career in the same boy band as Robbie effin Williams, the only man on the planet who could make Z Factor Frankie look talented. The controversy in the tabloids now will of course centre on the question, did he jump or was he pushed?

Boggart Blog can exclusively reveal, Frankie was pushed so hard the hand prints of the pusher are imprinted on his back. And whose hands fit those prints?

Simon Cowell’s of course.

Susan Boyle Announces New Lingerie Range

It has been reported by the gutter press that television talent show Britain’s Got Talent nutter runner up Susan Boyle is planning to launch her own designer label on a range of sexy lingerie. Susan, who you may remember, cracked under the pressure of fame and spent some time in the Priory Clinic undergoing therapy is now being looked after by Simon Cowell’s production company pSyCo (oops, that p was a typing error) A Spokesman for SyCo said “we are not allowing Susan to be pressured. She is not used to the glare of publicity and does not like to say no when people ask for her time. We are making sure Susan only has to do things she feels comfortable with.”

And what Susan feels comfortable with apparently is helping the women of the world rediscover the sexual allure of big tartan tweed knickers.

She told a Boggart Network News reporter yesterday “Och, lassies hae no use fae these wee thongs. Gi a girl a pair o’ big knickers and she can hae any mon she desires.” Having imparted that wisdom Susan demonstrated her lascivious hip swivelling technique which she claims when performed by a girl in big knickers is irresistibe to man, goat and Piers Morgan.

The Subo Seduction range will not entirely do away with the thong though. By sewing a merkin that resembles a cross between a brillo pad and a mad mulah’s beard to the frontpiece of a standard thong and then stitching the whole to a flesh coloured pair of Susan’s favourite big knickers it is possible, she says, to create the “naked look.” But why?

“A girl wouldnae want tae gae commando of a nicht in Scotland she told our reporter with another swing of her ample hips.

When we asked SyCo if it was true Susan planned to launch the range their spokesperson refused to comment.

(Thanks to the originator of the headline “Susan Boyle to launch range of merchandise” which inspired this post.)

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Breaking news – Britain’s Got Talent Senstation!

The story has just landed on the Boggart Blog news desk and we cnnot conform the details yet but we are hearing some senational revelations about Britain’s Got Talent runner up Susan Boyle.

You are probably aware Susan was taken to the Priory Clinic when her erratich behaviour led the shows producers to think she was uffering from nervous exhaustion and tabloid journalists to report she was stark raving bonkers in the head.

Several fould mouthed outbursts had led to suspicions Sunan was not the homely spinster who had led a very quiet life that publicists suggested.

What we are hearing now goes way further than that though, and we must remind you these are unsubstantiated allegations so far. Our people inside the Priory are telling us though that Susan was not always Susan. The shaving rash should have been a bit of a clue. What we are hearing is that before gender reassignment surgery around ten years ago Susan Boyle was known to the world as….

RAB. C. NESBIT.

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Boycotting Britain’s Got Talent

Tonight I will rob myself of several good posts over the next few days by boycotting Britain’s Got Talent. Why?
Because not only is the final crammed with dance acts, child acts and dancing child acts, there also is not very much talent evident.

Susan Boyle has a wonderful singging voice, sadly it turns out she has, through no fault of her own, a number of issues. These may even include a mild dose of tourette’s syndrome. I can’t really imagine somebody going down well at the Royal Variety Show after singing
“Don’t cry for me FUCK OFF! Argentina, the truth is WANK! I never left you.”

The precocious child who sang I Could have Danced All Night in an earlier show appeared to fall apart while singing Eidelweiss. Maybe she is not ready for such a big occasion. Or perhaps she was having a little tantrum at being given such a shitty song to sing.

The stupendous talent of D.J. Talent will be sorely missed in the final. Who could ever forget his moving and insightful lyric:

I say talent
You say talent
Britain’s Got Talent
It’s D.J. Talent

You just can’t ignore talent like that.

Also missing will be the extreme juggler who promised to juggle exploding melons failed to do so. He blamed Health and Safety Officers who banned the exploding melons as they posed a risk to life and limb. Funny but the health and Safety Thought Police has no problem with the all girl dance group or the Burlesque danger though both acts featured melons being if not juggled, certainly jiggled.

Another act that deserved more exposure was the guy who put butchers hooks through his ear lobes and dangled a dustbin from them. I mean literlly more exposure. There used to be an act in Circus Arcaos who stripped off behind a screen and, seen only in silhouette, dangled a 56 pound weight from his bollocks. That would have livened things up. We need more acts like him on television.

But what really pissed me off was the elimination of Callum, the kid who did songs from Oliver and Jungle Book. I’m not a fan of musicals but young Callum has a great voice, natural stagecraft and an infectiously jolly personality. And most importantly real, genuine talent.

And he isn’t even in the effing final.

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