MK Ultra – The Re-education of Lauryn Hill

More evidence of the Hollywood mindfuck industry that yesterday saw Annie Lennox and last week Sinead O’Connor slamming the convergence of pop music with pornography that is turning performers (!) like Miley Cyrus and Rhianna into camera fuckers.

Lauryn Hill Ordered by the Court to Undergo ‘Counseling’ Due to her ‘Conspiracy Theories’

‘The name of Lauryn Hill’s breakout album was The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill but it now appears that the powers that be would like her to record a new album called The Re-Education of Lauryn Hill. After appearing in court for tax evasion, Hill was sentenced to three months in jail PLUS she must attend “counseling” due to her “conspiracy theories”.

According to the IBTimes, Hill told the court: “I am a child of former slaves who had a system imposed on them. I had an economic system imposed on me.” Furthermore, Hill also believes that artists are being oppressed by (what the article calls) “a plot involving the military and media”. Because of these statements, Hill was ordered to undergo “counseling”, which is a way of saying that she is mentally ill and that she needs some sort of re-programming session regain “sanity”.’

Read more: Lauryn Hill Ordered by the Court to Undergo ‘Counseling’ Due to her ‘Conspiracy Theories’

And now you have read this blog post and watched the video, check out some of the links below. I guarantee that if you are not brain dead you will be much more selective in your entertainment choices in future.


Corruption Of The Music Industry
Have you ever wondered where it all went wrong for the music industry, how popular music became dominated by the tribalism, misogyny, violence and hate of gangsta rap, hip hop, drum and bass and all the other sub genres? You will find out below …

Lauryn Hill’s Real Crime? She Broadcast A Conspiracy Theory
Award winning singer Lauryn Hill was officially sent to prison for non payment of tax. But what was her real crime? At her sentencing hearing the judge ordered that she undergo psychological counselling because she repeated a “Coinspiracy Theory” in posting on her blog that the music industry suppresses real talent.

Jacob Rothschild Says Putin “A Traitor To The New World Order”

Jacob Rothschild, patriarch of the megarich banking family, and a leading proponent of the drive to create a global authoritarian government made up of people drawn from the corporate and financial elite, has accused Russian president Vladimir Putin of being a “traitor to the New World Order”. Evidence we have suggests the elitist conspiracy sees Russia as an obstacle that must be removed before its plan for a global government can be completed

Slaves To The Machine
Some say technology is the new magic and are willing to believe every new gadget launched improves beyond recognition the lives of those who own one. Others say we are becoming slaves to our machines and losing the ability to think for ourselves…

When Insiders Expose The Ugly Side Of The Entertainment Industry
“Selling one’s soul” can be defined as allowing one’s integrity, values and moral code to be defiled in order to obtain riches and success. Considering the occult aspect of the industry, “selling one’s soul” can take a more literal meaning, as there exist actual ritualistic initiations and obscure secret societies working …

The Illuminati Of The Music Industry – Talk by Mark Devlin, You Tube

New World Order Media Organizations Demand Freedom To Use Drones In Spite Of Big Brother Fears.
Why do news media need to use military drones for news gathering? Is it just a collaboration betwen Corporte Power and global agenda politics to keep us all under constand surveillance? Be afraid, be very afraid – but not too afraid to join the fightback, they can’t put us all in prison …

Microsoft Want To Spy On Your Family
The new Microsoft X Box Kinect version will not work unless it is connected to a live broadband connection so that its built in cameras, sensors andu microphones can gather data in your home and relay in back to a control centre who knows where. Are you still sure technology is as harmless and life enhancing as we’ve been told?

X Factor Shock! New Scandal Hit Zero Talent Show.

The favourite to win this year’s run of the X Factor, 17 year old rock chick Amelia Lily, was unceremoniously dumped out of the final last night amid claims that she is really a 43 year old transvestite. The show was also hit by a new scandal that threatens to overshadow the “fix” claims made in the tabloid press after Amelia was reinstated a few weeks ago having previously been thrown out.

At the centre of the latest controversy were last years runners up, little-boy band One Direction.


Last year’s boy band, One Direction

The boy band’s recording career was launched on the back of a marketing strategy that targeted girls in the 5 – 6 demographic, playing on the boy’s failure to win the X Factor to win sympathy from children too young to have learned that life is never fair and not everyone can win. Simon Cowell, justified the cynical ploy promised parents worried their children were being prematurely sexualiased by assuring the media that One Direction were the Peter Pan band and would never grow up.

Just before last nights show began it was revealed on Twatter that one of the boys has found three dark hairs growing close to his willie. Cowell was reported to be furious and dismissed the story as “a lie circulated by Piers Morgan,” before ordering all members of the band into a clinic to have their meds boosted.

X Factor shocker! Talented Person Is Brought In.
X Factor Is Proof Of Dumbing Down
X Factor – Bird Has The Last Word
Simon Cowell Stands Up For Clones

Shit for hair has gone

I haven’t been taking much notice of the X Factor this year, even the nutters in the early auditions were lacklustre. Despite my lack of attention however I was vaguely aware there was a bloke who looked like an elephant had shat on his head who was pissing everybody off.

“Why does Gary Barlow keep saying he’s good, everyone knows he’s crap from his silly trousers to the top of his crappy haircut,” I head one caller on a radio show say. Let’s be honest about Frankie for such is his name, take away his silly trousers and silly haircut and there wasn’t anything else. It’s true, Frankie has an ego the size of a supernova and a talent the size of a tic turd.

As for Gary Barlow, we all know the fat dancer from Take That as Liam Gallager once described him has become something of a national treasure but let us not forget he did begin his career in the same boy band as Robbie effin Williams, the only man on the planet who could make Z Factor Frankie look talented. The controversy in the tabloids now will of course centre on the question, did he jump or was he pushed?

Boggart Blog can exclusively reveal, Frankie was pushed so hard the hand prints of the pusher are imprinted on his back. And whose hands fit those prints?

Simon Cowell’s of course.

Susan Boyle Announces New Lingerie Range

It has been reported by the gutter press that television talent show Britain’s Got Talent nutter runner up Susan Boyle is planning to launch her own designer label on a range of sexy lingerie. Susan, who you may remember, cracked under the pressure of fame and spent some time in the Priory Clinic undergoing therapy is now being looked after by Simon Cowell’s production company pSyCo (oops, that p was a typing error) A Spokesman for SyCo said “we are not allowing Susan to be pressured. She is not used to the glare of publicity and does not like to say no when people ask for her time. We are making sure Susan only has to do things she feels comfortable with.”

And what Susan feels comfortable with apparently is helping the women of the world rediscover the sexual allure of big tartan tweed knickers.

She told a Boggart Network News reporter yesterday “Och, lassies hae no use fae these wee thongs. Gi a girl a pair o’ big knickers and she can hae any mon she desires.” Having imparted that wisdom Susan demonstrated her lascivious hip swivelling technique which she claims when performed by a girl in big knickers is irresistibe to man, goat and Piers Morgan.

The Subo Seduction range will not entirely do away with the thong though. By sewing a merkin that resembles a cross between a brillo pad and a mad mulah’s beard to the frontpiece of a standard thong and then stitching the whole to a flesh coloured pair of Susan’s favourite big knickers it is possible, she says, to create the “naked look.” But why?

“A girl wouldnae want tae gae commando of a nicht in Scotland she told our reporter with another swing of her ample hips.

When we asked SyCo if it was true Susan planned to launch the range their spokesperson refused to comment.

(Thanks to the originator of the headline “Susan Boyle to launch range of merchandise” which inspired this post.)

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Breaking news – Britain’s Got Talent Senstation!

The story has just landed on the Boggart Blog news desk and we cnnot conform the details yet but we are hearing some senational revelations about Britain’s Got Talent runner up Susan Boyle.

You are probably aware Susan was taken to the Priory Clinic when her erratich behaviour led the shows producers to think she was uffering from nervous exhaustion and tabloid journalists to report she was stark raving bonkers in the head.

Several fould mouthed outbursts had led to suspicions Sunan was not the homely spinster who had led a very quiet life that publicists suggested.

What we are hearing now goes way further than that though, and we must remind you these are unsubstantiated allegations so far. Our people inside the Priory are telling us though that Susan was not always Susan. The shaving rash should have been a bit of a clue. What we are hearing is that before gender reassignment surgery around ten years ago Susan Boyle was known to the world as….


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Boycotting Britain’s Got Talent

Tonight I will rob myself of several good posts over the next few days by boycotting Britain’s Got Talent. Why?
Because not only is the final crammed with dance acts, child acts and dancing child acts, there also is not very much talent evident.

Susan Boyle has a wonderful singging voice, sadly it turns out she has, through no fault of her own, a number of issues. These may even include a mild dose of tourette’s syndrome. I can’t really imagine somebody going down well at the Royal Variety Show after singing
“Don’t cry for me FUCK OFF! Argentina, the truth is WANK! I never left you.”

The precocious child who sang I Could have Danced All Night in an earlier show appeared to fall apart while singing Eidelweiss. Maybe she is not ready for such a big occasion. Or perhaps she was having a little tantrum at being given such a shitty song to sing.

The stupendous talent of D.J. Talent will be sorely missed in the final. Who could ever forget his moving and insightful lyric:

I say talent
You say talent
Britain’s Got Talent
It’s D.J. Talent

You just can’t ignore talent like that.

Also missing will be the extreme juggler who promised to juggle exploding melons failed to do so. He blamed Health and Safety Officers who banned the exploding melons as they posed a risk to life and limb. Funny but the health and Safety Thought Police has no problem with the all girl dance group or the Burlesque danger though both acts featured melons being if not juggled, certainly jiggled.

Another act that deserved more exposure was the guy who put butchers hooks through his ear lobes and dangled a dustbin from them. I mean literlly more exposure. There used to be an act in Circus Arcaos who stripped off behind a screen and, seen only in silhouette, dangled a 56 pound weight from his bollocks. That would have livened things up. We need more acts like him on television.

But what really pissed me off was the elimination of Callum, the kid who did songs from Oliver and Jungle Book. I’m not a fan of musicals but young Callum has a great voice, natural stagecraft and an infectiously jolly personality. And most importantly real, genuine talent.

And he isn’t even in the effing final.

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You Can’t Keep A Good Nutter Down

Some people just can’t help themselves, they have to stand and shout, “LOOK AT ME” any and every chance they get.
So it is with defrocked vicar Neil Horan.
He first came to public notice at the Atlanta Olympics when he grabbed the leading runner and dragged him off the road.
Not content with this he re-surfaced at the British Grands Prix, running down the track towards the oncoming cars, dressed in his Irish green jerkin and a little kilt and carrying a placard in one hand and a flag in the other.
But such fame is fleeting, and whilst when mentioned we can all re-call these incidents, they don’t stick in the mind like say bare breasted Erica who ran onto the pitch during an England rugby international, or indeed the chap who streaked down the starting grid at the British Grands Prix.
But no Mr. Horan is back, still wearing his Irish green jerkin and little kilt he has won through to the second round of Britain’s Got Talent by dancing an irish jig.
We have to warn you though, as nudity seems to be a syrefire way of grabbing long lasting attention don’t be surprised if the band starts up with The Stipper when he appears for his next performance.

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Boggart Blogger Blasts Patronising Feminist.

Writing in The Guardian today Tanya Gold chose as her subject the singer who surprised most people on Britain’s Got Talent last week. Today I’m going to take a break from humour and challenge Gold’s Guardian Writer stereotype assumptions about the public reaction. The article began:

Is Susan Boyle ugly? Or are we? On Saturday night she stood on the stage in Britain’s Got Talent; small and rather chubby, with a squashed face, unruly teeth and unkempt hair. She wore a gold lace dress, which made her look like a piece of pork sitting on a doily. Interviewed by Ant and Dec beforehand, she told them that she is unemployed, single, lives with a cat called Pebbles and has never been kissed. Susan then walked out to chatter, giggling, and a long and unpleasant wolf whistle.

Why are we so shocked when “ugly” women can do things, rather than sitting at home weeping and wishing they were somebody else? Men are allowed to be ugly and talented.

The writer, as we see above, brings to ther article the stereotypical smug condescension we have increasingly come to expect from Guardian writers. She assumes that from her politically correct perspective she can understand working class attitudes. Listening to radio and looking at blogs I see that most ordinary punters, led rather theatrically by what had gone before to expect another hopeless, deluded nutter when Susan, deeply unfashionably dressed and with hair that looked as if it had been cut with a blunt breadknife appeared were delighted when she began to sing. It’s the oldest narrative in showbiz but is still potent.

So to berate the shows producers and the owner of the “bring on the sad bastards for us to laugh at” franchise, or guilt trip herself is fine but Tanya Gold should not call the rest of us ugly. We have enough generosity of spirit to recognise here is someone with far more talent than we expected and enough empathy to wish Susan well because she sings beautifully (even little ol’ Tom Waites fan me looked up when she began) even if she does not look like Katherine Jenkins. We will also reserve the right to split our sides at nutters like the idiot whose act was to do an impression of a tree on a wet day, the man who chopped fruit with a chainsaw (no chance on this show but a cert for the Turner Prize perhaps) or the “witch” who did not appear to have given any thought to what she was actually going to do when she got onstage.

I suspect Tanya Gold’s ire was arounsed because she too was expecting a deluded inadequate and was angry at being so totally had over by Simon Cowell’s team. The whole thing was stage managed of course, all the “oh god, what are we in for now” eye rolling from the judges as Susan took the stage was pure showbiz.

My wife, from a slightly different background to mine, knows many women like Susan; she went to school with some and knew others through the Catholic church community. Somehow these women’s lives never really got on track, they came from an emotionally repressed family background short on warmth and affection and were never encouraged to break out of the set pattern that their parents had lived within. The working class communities, if they still existed, could not have given such people the confidence to go out and fulfill their potential but would have (and still do in many cases) given them acceptance and a feeling of belonging.

Susan grabbed her opportunity and sang beautifully, enchanting millions of people. She is not the greatest singer in the world, there are many as good in the lower reaches of showbusiness, in amateur operatic groups or choral societies, but she could sing professionally. I suspect though she will be happy simply to be recognised as a talented individual. Just to get up on a stage and sing in front of an audience takes a lot of doing, many people with good voices (my wife included) could not overcome the stage fright. We should appreciate Susan and wish her well.

Once when Polly Toynbee another feminist Guardian writer, was slagging off the working class for their refusal to conform to politically correct thinking I advised her the view from Highgate Hill and the view from Pendle Hill are very different and invited her to come to East Lancashire and take a look. She didn’t and I suspect neither would Tanya Gold so I’ll just remind her it is not big and its not clever to criticise the working class from a middle class perspective without first understanding the culture and values. After living in the region for thirty five years I am often greeted by people I meet with “You’re not fra’ round here are y’ lad?” When I say I’m from Shropshire (which isn’t quite true, I was born in Manchester but the family moved south when I was very young) it is enough to gt me accepted. It’s understood I do not speak differentky because I think I’m better than local people.

Many voices in the comment thread on Tanya Gold’s article said the real social sin lay in watching such tripe in the first place. They are, are they not, guilty of trying to impose their moral prejudices on us all? I would be happy to avoid such shows but my wife loves them so as we are usually eating at around that time (very informally in front of the tele) should I send her to the bedroom with her tray rather than letting her force me into unacceptable behaviour for a Guardian – reader? Guardian readers calling for sexist control freakery, whatever next?

I’m getting rather fed up of some attitudes displayed by other people who read my favourite paper. They are quick to join the cheering for diversity when immigrant communities or members of minorties are involved but do not seem able to accept the diversity within British culture.


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Spoon Bending, Cheese and Talent.

For years I’ve wanted to punch Uri. Geller right in his stupid face. You have as well, be honest. The guy is so cheesy, so showbiz with his magic he could be considered a Master of The Kraft.

Now I’m not one of those boy-scientist types who throws a hissy fit at the mention of Geller’s name, he just doesn’t impress me with his spoon bending and alleged psychic powers. I don’t give a flying fuck whether he uses cheap conjuring tricks or really has special abilities given to him when he was abducted by aliens as a child. His whole schtick is end-of-the-pier-show. Anyone can bend spoons, I can bend spoons and it doesn’t take me five minutes either. Two seconds, straight spoon – whap – bent spoon; simple as that.

So what was all the bullshit about? Well that’s how I felt about spoon bending entertainers ‘til now. Last night while watching America’s got (tes, television has gone to summer schedules) I saw spoon bending redefined. Star of the show for me, for purposes of this blog post at least, was a guy who bent spoons.

So why the change of heart you might well ask?

Well this guy bent spoons between the cheeks of his arse. Now that really impressed me. He has this sort of leotard on with a thong back, he slides the spoon through the strap of the thong, a quick clench and the spoon is bent double. None of that pratting about rubbing between thumb and forfinger.

Uri Geller my arse.

The Raw Story – israel Prepares To Attack Iran A scary story of the politics of terror.

The Swamp – Chicago Tribune
Obama finally has his bounce according to a Newsweek poll. But why is this poll so different from the rest. Sampling errors and a very small sample maybe?

HANDS UP who reads boggart blog but does not go to our more serious contender Little Nicky Machiavelli? You shallow lot.
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Labour warns ahainst being seduced by the Tories – but they have raped us.

The great Maths Debate is it esential to teach pure mathematics to fourteen year olds?

Ex- teacher fatsally on British pupils can’t do attitude

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