When Did The Daily Mirror Merge With National Enquirer?

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Mars attacks (picture source)

So when was that once upon a time respectable newspaper The Daily Mirror taken over by The National Enquirer or The Sunday Sport. I was just blogging over on Little Nicky Marchiavelli about conspiracy theories that just cannot be taken seriously and straight away I find this – the gods of blogging truly smile upon Boggart Blog …

“Retired US Marine claims he spent 17 years on MARS protecting five human colonies from Martians The – Daily Mirror

The retired officer, known only as Captain Kaye, also claims to have served in a secret ‘space fleet’ run by a multinational organisation called the Earth Defense Force.

The ex-naval infantryman, who uses the pseudonym Captain Kaye, says he was posted to the Red Planet to protect five human colonies from indigenous Martian life forms.

He claims he then spent nearly three years serving in a secret ‘space fleet’ run by a multinational organisation called the Earth Defense Force, which recruits military personnel from countries including the US, Russia and China.”

Read full article at The Daily Mirror

All I can say is maybe this soldier was involved in the US Military’s program to develop and weaponize mind bending drugs.

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FBH appears in Derbyshire

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE

I love the American news aggregator, Before It’s News, it combines the whackiness of The Sunday Sport and the National Enquirer with the insanity of the internet. BFN is not known in Britain but the usual reaction of pompous, Obama – felching American lefties to any story featured on Before It’s News is to yell “Conspiracy Theory.”

Derbyshire sink hole
Picture: Mike Noble: http://blog.dudleycavingclub.org.uk/2003/04/jug-holes-and-carlswalk-cavern.html

Most of their stories are nothing of the kind. The ongoing saga of the UFO alien invasion fleet travelling in the slipstream of Comet Ison for example is IMHO nothing to do with conspiracy and everything to do with certifiable insanity.

Likewise, the story that Michelle Obama is about to file for divorce from Barry over his general goofiness and ongoing love affair with Reggie Love should be taken with a pinch of salt. Though Obama’s gay affair was off when reported here, it has been back on for some time. Michy O however will be paid whatever she asks to delay the split until 2016.

Before It’s News has loads of fun stories because they accept contributions in good faith without doing any fact checking. The critics of BFN are equally lax on facts however. They have been mocking stories of the mysterious FBHs (effing big holes aka sink holes) appearing across much of the USA, saying it’s all a hoax – despite many of these having featured on mainstream news and some even being reported in Britain.

Well OK, maybe the suggestions in some FBH reports that Biblical demons are trying to break out of hell, or long buried alien spaceships have come to life and blasted out of their subterranean resting places don’t help the credibility of reports, but the FBHs are real.

In the latest Before It’s News (although failing to live up to the title as it has been reported by the BBC) a top story of an FBH appearing in here in Britain, Foolow, Derbyshire proves the sink hole meme is no hoax.If you live in South Yorkshire or the East Midland you can go and see it.

So what could be causing the plague of FBHs? Satanic demons or Nephilim space craft seems unlikley. Weather control experiments or tests of EMP weapons going disastrously wrong looks a better bet.

But Boggart Blog’s own theory is that the world has turned into a giant Malteser.

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Does earth have a honeycomb centre like Maltesers?

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Aliens Are Real Says Former Canadian Defence Minister

I have a couple of bones to pick with those of you who have sneered when I post blogs about aliens. First, WTF do you think you are doing bringing your sense of humour by – pass to Boggart Blog?

Second who do you think your are to be contradicting such an august personage as the former Canadian defence minister?

Canada’s former minister of National Defence Paul Hellyer testified at the Citizen Hearing On Disclosure (CHD) last month in Washington D.C. that aliens are living among us and that it is likely at least two of them are working with the U.S. government.

Hellyer, whose beliefs on extraterrestrial life and UFOs are well established, made the statements at the non-governmental hearings chaired by six former U.S. congressmen and aimed at, according to the event’s website, doing “what the U.S. Congress had failed to do for forty-five years — [sic] seek out the facts surrounding the most important issue of this or any other time — [sic] evidence pointing toward an extraterrestrial presence engaging the human race.”‘

See Hellyer’s evidence to US Congress: Paul Hellyer, Former Canadian Defence Minister, says Extraterrestrial Visits Are Real (Huffington Post video)

What has David Icke been telling you for decades while you doubters ridiculed him as a nutter in a turquoise shell suit?

Canada is not the only nation that has high ranking government officials who associate with aliens. It is rumoured there was an alien female in Silvio Berlusconi’s Italian government. The lady denies being an extra terrestrial but shows (below) her qualifications to work with Berlusconi

 

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berlusconi's minister for dairy farmingSilvio Berlusconi’s Minister for dairy farming

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Area 51: Another Goal For The Conspiracy Theorists

Helllllooooooo all you truth deniers out there.

Remember how you used to rubbish everything us truth seekers told you.

“Oh no, the government would never lie to us,” you said, “oh no, scientists would never participate in a conspiracy of silence with politicians and big business,” you told us.

You were so sure nothing nasty or underhand was going on, no public servants or tax eaters were keeping the truth from us, you must be feeling pretty disconsolate after the last few months.

And now, on top of everything else you have to cope with the fact that Area 51 was always real, as has been admitted by the American government.

This from The Independent:

“Officially it has never existed. Until now.

The CIA has for the first time acknowledged the existence of Area 51 – the enigmatic US airbase that is shrouded in mystery and is a staple of alien conspiracy theories.

The mysterious piece of land in Nevada has been linked with reports of UFOs, alien bodies and secret government projects.

A declassified CIA history of the U-2 spy plane programme, made public this week, makes numerous references to the air base.

The documents came to light during research by the National Security Archive (NSA) at George Washington University for a report into the development, history and operation of U-2 spy planes during the Cold War.

Included among the documentation is also a map of the secret base. Included among the documentation is also a map of the secret base.

As part of their research the archive obtained documents that for the first time actually make reference to Area 51. Included among the documentation, obtained through a Freedom of Information Act request made in 2005, is also a map showing the position of the secret base.”

Well we told you so, the truth is out there, just not as far out there as the UFO nuts hoped.

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Did Blair Know About UFOs

As the recent spate of UFO sightings gathers pace Boggart Blog has learned that Prime Minister Tony Blair was warned about sinister UFO activity in the 1990s, according to bombshell files just released to the public.

The newly released documents mostly refer to UFO sightings near military bases according to the information obtained under a Freedom Of Information request.

The government of the United Kingdom is disclosing formerly top-secret documents on unexplained aerial activity, under a new British law similar to the American Freedom of Information Act.

There’s no chance officials might disclose everything they know about extraterrestrial craft, because it would spread fear and panic. It seems, however, that to cover up the stories on UFO activity Blair insisted they were reported as examples of Saddam Husseins Weapons Of Mass Destruction. UFO reports on Gather.com

The End Of Days In Upon Us. The omen was in The Boat Race.

There have been many predictions that the world would end in 2012. The Mayan calendar has convinced a lot of people, others have cited Biblical plagues of debt defaults, documentaries about the end of the world, UFO sightings, parking fines, disease, flies, frogs, wet dog smells and late pizza deliveries as evidence that events forecast in The Bible’s Book of Revelations are starting to unfold.

Boggart Blog has always been sceptical , as far as we were concerned the Mayan calendar ended because the bloke responsible for it got fed up and went home, the UFO sightings did not impress anyone who knows their way round video editing software and can program special effects in Java and the rest are just down to human incompetence.

But we have been forced to change our minds. Though not impressed with all the other omens and portents that suggested things were seriously out of kilter we feel it is now time for us to join those people running around like headless chickens shouting “Don’t Panic.”

What had brought about this U turn? you might well ask. It is a sign that simply cannot be ingored.

SOMETHING INTERESTING HAPPENED IN THE BOAT RACE.