If You Build It, They Will Come

Scientists Transplanted Laboratory-Grown Vaginas Into Women Born Without Them

In a first for medical science researchers at the Wake Forest Baptist Medical Center’s Institute for Regenerative Medicine have grown human vaginas in the lab and successfully implanted them into women born without a minge. The procedure has allowed four women to have normally-functioning bodies.

The organ tissue was grown using cells from each patient’s genitals, then surgically stitched and formed into the shape of a vagina. The condition which causes women to be born without a vagina is Mayer-Rokitansky-Kuster-Hauser syndrome, in which a woman is born with underdeveloped sexual organs. Each of the patients in the experiment was a teenager at the time of the surgeries, which took place between 2005 and 2008. The follow up support and monitoring shows the women having normal sexual function and quality of life.

Like the title says, if you build it, they will come

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Haunted Vagina Star Opens Up For Boggart Blog

American singer, rapper and wearer of very scanty clothes Ke$ha has gone on record as saying she has had sex with a ghost. Cynics among you might think this is a knee twerk reaction to the publicity Miley Cyrus has been getting recently but, ever willing to give nutters enough rope the benefit of the doubt Boggart Blog did some investigating.

It turns out that Miss Ke$ha is living with the consequences of her spectral shag. Having already undergone a surgical procedure to terminate a phantom pregnancy she is telling anyone who will listen that her vagina is now haunted.

The singer appeared on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” Monday night to promote the new season of her television show that airs on MTV this month. According to Ke$ha, the second season of “My Crazy, Beautiful Life” begins with the singer getting an exorcism on her vagina.

Evidently Ke$ha’s hypnotherapist insists that the “Warrior” singer’s vagina is haunted. Ke$ha claims that she used a ‘ghost meter’ to test her body and the device’s audio alarm when off when it was near her lady .bits

(I’m not making this up, honestly, who could make up this kind of shit – Ian.)

“It’s a problem. I know it sounds ridiculous but in all honesty, I believe in all this crazy stuff. So I was told I had a poltergeist up my pussy so I called my ghostbuster. So then she said she had to exorcise my body and then I got a ghost meter to read it, and it just beeped, just at my vagina. It seemed to be accurate because I have been going through a dry spell (really Ke$ha, you private life is your own business and on the money you are making you can afford KY Jelly which is surely cheaper than employing a vagina diviner) and it was like beeping around and it all makes sense now,” Ke$ha said.

Ummm, sense and Ke$ha are worlds that do not sit together comfortably.

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Ke$ha with some of her fanny wights

Regular readers may remember Boggart Blog recently reported on a man in China who was jailed for charging a woman $3000 for exorcising evil spirits from her vagina with his divine penis. Seems like there is good money to be made exorcising minges.

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Chinese Man’s Divine Dick Exorcises Ghost

A man was recently arrested in China after he persuaded a young woman he could get rid of ghosts from her vagina vagina with his penis.
The person with the paranormal pecker allegedly demanded over £2000 to perform the sexorcism the Huff Post reported today.

Huang Jianjun was arrested in the Guangdong Province earlier this month after he convinced A Xin that he could excorcise evil spirits from her vagina by boffing her. After the bizarre incident, Xin called police the following day and Jianjun was promptly arrested.

“The girl with the phantasmal pussy sought out the self-procraimed “ghost hunter” because she needed help seducing her boss who she had a crush on. That’s when Jianjun allegedly pitched the unorthodox exorcism idea,” according to a report in the Global Times. There seems to be a bit of a disconnect there but … well it is China.

The story continues to tell that Xin, whorked in a spice shop was so infatuated with her boss that she sought Jianjun for help because she wanted her employer to be with her. According to Xin, she claimed that Jianjun could help the two fall in love by giving her an exorcism because the poltergeist in her love tunnel was scaring the boss off.

It’s gets more confusing the deeper we dig.

Let us know if you have ever encountered a paranormal manifestation inside the person you are about to get jiggy with.

Politically Correct Teachers Vagazzled By Christmas Star

Today’s story come from our Oh FFS correspondent.

Children at the Sure Start centre in Acomb, York, have been told by crypto Nazi politically correct staff to stop making a “diamond” sign while singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. The sick minded perverts highly trained staff just can’t get sex off their minds it seems are worried that the gesture may be interpreted as the sign language representing a vagina.

Angry parents accused of the centre’s staff of “overreacting” A disgruntled mother said: “It seems a little politically correct. These are innocent little children just making a sign to show a star. They’re only five, to them “cunt” is just a word they hear big kids saying. No one had ever given it a second thought but now when parents see their kins giving a “thumbs up” sing they will be scared officious busybodies working for the politically correct thought police will think the child is indicating a desire for anal sex, when a little girl makes a letter ‘o’ with her thumb and forefinger she is letting boys know she has a wide on and when boys shake their fist they are indicating they have an erection.”

Staff members at the Sure Start centre had been on a course to learn Makaton sign language – a system used by about 100,000 people in Britain that assists people with communication difficulties.

The sign for female genitalia is an inverted diamond made with a thumb and forefinger, held in front of the crotch. OK so now you know girls, in certain circumstances it is perfectly OK to smack a disabled person in the mouth. Especially if they work for the local council.

Meanwhile the children in the Boggart Bloig staff creche will entertain us by miming Four and Twenty Virgins.

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F# Finds The G Spot

In my efforts to miss the BRITS extravaganza last night I found myself watching “Never Mind The Buzzcocks. The show is well past its sell by date but Bill Bailey is always good value. Anyway while watching I found out (courtesy of the BBC’s “you learn something every day” department, that if the musical note F sharp is played to a woman (or in this case to someone who used to be in Neighbours) she is likely to orgasm.
From this we may assume that every woman has an F-sharp spot. I guess it is half a tone below the G spot.
Its feasible of course, after all not many people know that women have an A spot* in their wedding tackle.
I feel a Michael Caine moment coming on; “Oi, did you know that birds ‘ave an A spot? There’s not a lot of people know that.
Anyway yes, the A spot. So guys, if your lady is complaining about her sex life being dull just titillate her G spot with your F sharp and her orgasm will be hitting A above top C
(Only someone who is married to a classical singer could crack that last joke!)

*the anterior fornix, an area with a high density of nerve endings on the front wall of the upper vagina. To all guys who can touch this spot without resorting to plastic devices, RESPECT!
And thus ends today’s biology lesson.