American singer, rapper and wearer of very scanty clothes Ke$ha has gone on record as saying she has had sex with a ghost. Cynics among you might think this is a knee twerk reaction to the publicity Miley Cyrus has been getting recently but, ever willing to give nutters
enough rope the benefit of the doubt Boggart Blog did some investigating.
It turns out that Miss Ke$ha is living with the consequences of her spectral shag. Having already undergone a surgical procedure to terminate a phantom pregnancy she is telling anyone who will listen that her vagina is now haunted.
The singer appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Monday night to promote the new season of her television show that airs on MTV this month. According to Ke$ha, the second season of My Crazy, Beautiful Life begins with the singer getting an exorcism on her vagina.
Evidently Ke$ha’s hypnotherapist insists that the Warrior singer’s vagina is haunted. Ke$ha claims that she used a ‘ghost meter’ to test her body and the device’s audio alarm when off when it was near her lady .bits
(I’m not making this up, honestly, who could make up this kind of shit – Ian.)
It’s a problem. I know it sounds ridiculous but in all honesty, I believe in all this crazy stuff. So I was told I had a poltergeist up my pussy so I called my ghostbuster. So then she said she had to exorcise my body and then I got a ghost meter to read it, and it just beeped, just at my vagina. It seemed to be accurate because I have been going through a dry spell (really Ke$ha, you private life is your own business and on the money you are making you can afford KY Jelly which is surely cheaper than employing a vagina diviner) and it was like beeping around and it all makes sense now, Ke$ha said.
Ummm, sense and Ke$ha are worlds that do not sit together comfortably.
Ke$ha with some of her fanny wights
Regular readers may remember Boggart Blog recently reported on a man in China who was jailed for charging a woman $3000 for exorcising evil spirits from her vagina with his divine penis. Seems like there is good money to be made exorcising minges.
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