Rafa Nadal and Novak Djokovic may have indulged themselves in the longest ever slogfest in a grand slam final over the weekend finishing at just a shade under 6 hours, but unfortunately our criminals are not made of the same stuff.
Whilst Peter Stevens was sitting in his car a thief opened the rear door, grabbed the laptop off the back seat and sprinted away.
Mr. Stevens, 34, quickly popped the door and sprinted off in hot pursuit… and caught up with the wheezing sap after just 250 yards.
At this point the thief dropped the laptop so Mr. Stevens decided just to reclaim his property instead of beating the would be thief to a pulp, after all we have banned bloodsports, especially those where it’s man against dumb animal.
Mr. Stevens was so appalled at his robber’s lack of fitness he has donated money to a youth fitness scheme.
“It was such a lousy performance on his part”, he explained.
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It does not bode well for our Olympic hopes. Chasing chavs was an essential part of their training scheme.
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