Britain’s Favorite Cockney Geezer Calls David Cameron a Twat.

June 29, 2018August 5, 2023 greenteeth britain, celebrity, society brexit, cameron, news, television

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Danny Dyer (left) and David Cameron with wife Samantha

During a Special World Cup edition of ITV’s Good Evening Britain did not disappoint, Britain’s favourite cockney geezer Danny Dyer shocked presenters Piers Morgan and David Cameron and Susanna Reid, and amused fellow panelists the Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn and former Baywatch sex bom Pammie Anderson by referring to Britain’s last Prime Minister as a twat, and suggesting the former conservative Prime Minister be held accountable for Brexit.

Breakfast show anchors Morgan and Reid went on air after England’s 1-0 World Cup loss loss to Belgium, in a timeslot that fell outside the threshold for censoring adult content.

Dyer, now plating a pivotal character in long running soap Eastenders and with a long list of foul mouthed cockney hard case roles on his C V stole the show. His first move was to tell Morgan to “just stop talking” as Morgan attempted to apologise for criticizing Love Island contestants – Dyer’s daughter, Dani, is on the show. He topped that however when the topic of Brexit came up.

“Who knows about Brexit? No one’s got a effing clue what Brexit is, yeah? You watch Question Time, it’s a comedy!” opined Dyer, before describing the UK’s exit from the European Union as a “mad riddle, know one knows what it is.”

Getting down to who he deems as responsible for the current political upheaval in Britain since the June 2016 result, Dyer asked: “So, what’s happened to that t**t David Cameron who called it on?,” referring to the prime minister responsible for calling the referendum, only to resign and step away from politics entirely in its aftermath.

Through tense chuckles, a curious look from Corbyn and a wince from Susanna Reid, Dyer continued: “How come he’s just scuttled off?”

“Where is he? He’s in Europe, in Nice, with his trotters up. Where is the geezer? He should be held accountable for it!”

Sitting back in his chair arms folded, Dyer gave off a final call of “t**t”, cementing his status as a national treasure and as the best thing to happen to the Good Morning/Evening franchise since Richard Madeley embarrassed Defence Secretary Gavin Williamson on air.

Cameron Begged Obama ‘On Bended Knee’ To Help Bully Britons Into Staying In EU

April 21, 2016January 12, 2017 greenteeth europe, Uncategorized authoritarian, brexit, cameron, e u, eu, europe, globalism, obama, UK

During his long stint as Minister For Work And Pensions, Ian Duncan Smith or IDS as he is know because it sounds like an affliction of the lower digestive tract became the most hated politician in Britain. Now he might also be the politician David Cameron hates most.

Europhile might see this as a Shakeaspearean betrayal. But has ~~IBS~~ IDS really done us, and future generations of Briton’s a great favour by revealing David Cameron is willing to betray his country, and has probably already done so, so desperate are the dark forces of globalism to keep Britain in the EU and thus keep the global government project on the rails.

Today it has been revealed by IDS that Cameron begged the globalist and warmonger in chief, the crack addicted arse merchant who is President of The United States Of Perpetual War to intervene in the referendum campaign and help bully ?British voters into keeping us in the authoritarian, socially disintegrating, financially insolvent United States of Europe. Today Breitbart London reported:

The revelation comes as eight former U.S. Treasury Secretaries write an open letter claiming the UK is too poor and inward looking to succeed outside of the EU, and one day before Mr. Obama is due to visit Britain to make similarly fantastical warnings.

“Let’s cut all the rubbish out of the way, he’s doing it because the Prime Minister has gone on bended knee to him and said, ‘come over and help us bully the British people into making a decision. Everyone tells them and lectures them and it would be great if you could do it’”, Mr. Duncan Smith told the Telegraph.

The former Tory leader, who supports Brexit, resigned as Work and Pensions minister in March ostensibly to protest cuts to welfare, but perfectly timing his departure to heap pressure on the Tory government as the referendum campaign began.

He also argued that the U.S. was hypocritical and would never “pool” its sovereignty with other nations by joining a supranational institution like the EU.

So Cameron has enlisted Obama, whom we are told is Britain’s greatest friend in international politics, but if we look at the evidence we see is our greatest enemy in the world, to help sell us out to The New World Order.

While we have despised the former Work And Pensions Minister will future generations say of him:

This was the noblest Tory of them all;
All the conspirators save only he
Did that they did in envy of Cameron;
He, only, in a general honest thought
And common good to all, made one of them.
His life was gentle, and the elements
So mixed in him that Nature might stand up
And say to all the world, ‘This was a man!’ (paraphrased from Julius Caesar, act 5 scence 5)

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Poland Warns Cameron Not To Con Voters

June 7, 2015 greenteeth Uncategorized brexit, britain, cameron, corrupt, eu, europe

EU bureaucracy (image source)

When I read the headline about a Polish minister, Rafa? Trzaskowski, telling David Cameron he must warn British people about the dramatic consequences of leaving the European Union, I was somewhat offended.

Who does this beetroot-soup-slurping little oik think he is, I said to myself, my dear old Dad’s generation went to effing war because this guy’s useless little third world country could not defend itself.

But them I though about it, and he has a point. Cameron should warn the British people about the consequences of leaving the EU. We’d be £56 million a day better off for a start, we would not be obliged to get involved in America’s wars and we would not be at risk of being reduced to a province in a neo – Nazi pan European bureaucratic dictatorship ruled by committee’s of faceles pen pushers in Brussels.

We would be able to make mutually beneficial trade deals with whoever we liked rather than being bound by trade deals negotiated by the aforementioned pen pushers for the benefit of whichever cartel of corporate businesses or financial institutions had offered the biggest kickbacks to corrupt EU officials.

In the event of a Brexit, Britain would no longer be an important player, in Europe or the world if it left the EU, Trzaskowski said. He then demonstrated his insanity by claiming that the ability of British people to travel as freely as they do now, and to work and buy homes in other EU countries, would also be lost, and that UK businesses would suddenly face new problems, as the country would no longer be able to influence the rules of the internal market.

This is bollocks, people travelled freely before we went into the EU, I visited the USA, Italy, Spain, France, Holland, Belgium and Norway before we joined the EU, only needing a visa for the USA. People could buy homes so long as they could afford them. And as we have no problem dealing with non – EU countries now, why should we have any problem dealing with EU countries were we to leave. In fact we have more problems trading with EU nations because of the bureaucracy inposed by the pen pushers of Brussels.

Trzaskowski, reflecting growing fears in the EU that the UK referendum could go against staying in the EU says all European leaders want Britain to stay in the UK, but not if it means undermining EU principles.

Well of course they want us to stay in, think of all the bungs the political leaders of broke third world countries like Poland, Romania, Bulgaria and traditional cesspits of political corruption like Italy and Spain can give themselves and all the jollies and vanity projects that can be funded from our £56 million a day.

Miliband Loses His Balls

May 8, 2015 greenteeth Uncategorized brussels, cameron, conservative, election, europe, satire, UK, ukip

Best election moment since Portillo went down in ’97

But as Oscar Wilde might have said, to lose one party leader is unfortunate, to lose two looks like carelessness, but to lose three is hostile action.

I was quite taken with this extract from a blog reposted on Zero Hedge. Not too sure the words ‘conservative landslide’ in the title are appropriate, it was the SNP landslide that gave Cameron a very small majority, but the rest is good reading.

Saxo Bank CEO Lars Seier Christensen reacts to the Conservative landslide victory in the UK.

When you, like me, are used to a proportional representation system, it feels bizarre that the third largest party hardly gains a seat, but still, Nigel Farage has had a lot of beneficial influence on Britain’s EU policy.

Hopefully, Brussels also gets the message but I doubt it. The EU never rolls anything back. It continues to amass more and more control in all areas.

The bureaucracy in Brussels has no self-criticism. No regrets. No matter how much and how often it fails. It just continues the roll out of its powers, and it will continue unabated, until someone says enough is enough. Until someone says stop.

The election outcome in Britain is our one chance to say stop!

YEAH!

War In Iraq: Confused? You Will Be

September 25, 2014 greenteeth Uncategorized cameron, conflict, iraq, ISIL, ISIS, Islamic State, obama, syria, war

Picture Source: tpnn

I’m always a bit wary about referring to The Daily Mail because mere mention of that rather sensationalist but immensely popular newspaper (compare its circulation figures with those of The Guardian or The Independent) is likely to attract a Two Minutes Hate session from Britain’s biggest fascist movement, Unite Against Fascism, Britain’s biggest Nazi movement, The Anti Nazi League and all the left wing Sheeple who unthinkingly follow their rabid attempts to prevent intelligent conversation.

Many of us are confused about what is going on in the Middle East however, and The Mail has run an article that sums it up perfectly. I don’t read The Mail myself but sometimes follow links to specific items of content and unlike our Labour and Lib Dem supporting neo -fascist friends I’m open minded enough to know that the fact something has been published in The Daily Mail does not necessarily mean it is wrong.

So as clueless Dave prepares to follow Obama into yet another unwinnable war (lets hope Parliament kicks him in the balls again) and I know my leftie readers are too bigoted to follow a link to the Mail I’ll summarise the article for you.

We support the Iraqi government in it’s fight against Islamic State (IS/ISIL/ISIS/Alky Ada/The Silent Three/The Famous Five/whatever they are called this week). Our leaders say IS poses an existential threat to the west (now where have we heard something like that before?) but IS is supported (i.e. funded) by Saudi Arabia whom we do like (because they have oil, lots of oil.)so even though they are a bunch of fanatical Islamist theocrats we are their allies.

We don’t like President Assad in Syria because he only has a bit of oil, but our leaders can’t fight him because he’s best mates with Putin (who has oil AND gas and threatens to turn off the tap if we attack his friends).

IS are fighting Assad. We support their fight against him by giving them weapons and sending military advisers to train up human organ noshing terrorists on how to use them. But though we don’t want to fight the IS terrorists who are trying to overthrow the Syrian government because assad is our enemy, we do (we are told) have to fight the IS terrorists who are fighting the Iraqi government who are our ~~puppets~~ friends.

We don’t like Iran because like Saudi Arabia they are a bunch of Islamist Theocrats except they are the wrong sort of Islamists, but the Iranian government supports the Iraqi government against IS and we support the Iraqi government against IS.

Therefore some of our friends are our enemies and some of our enemies are our friends, and some of our enemies are fighting our other enemies, and some of our friends are fighting our other friends. We don’t want our friends to lose unless they are fighting our other friends, and we don’t want our enemies to win unless they are fighting our other enemies.

If we respond to Obama’s demand for support we will not know if we are fighting our friends or our enemies because they change their names more often than they change their shirts.

If we join Obama’s coalition of the terminally confused and help our friends defeat our enemies we may find our friends are even more repugnant than the enemies we helped them defeat (remember what happened in Libya)

What more obvious reason could there be for going to war.

The Public Face Of ISIS – The Daily Mail

Dutch Intellectuals Apologise to Putin for Lies on MH17, Syria, Ukraine

August 30, 2014July 30, 2016 greenteeth Uncategorized academic, cameron, intellectual, obama, putin, russia, usa, war

Dash for war: The real problem? (
image source)

When someone waves his academic qualifications at me and expects me to give a damn, it pisses me off. Since the blog started it has worked on the principle that everybody is entitled to their opinion and everybody’s opinion is worth equal respect.

Thus the kind of cupid stunt who tries to hide arrogant stupidity behind a qualification or a job title is not going get very far, neither is the type of dipstick whose idea of logic is to assume that because I don’t believe anything Barack Obama, David Cameron, Francois Hollande or any other western leader say, I must therefore believe everything Vladimir Putin says. I don’t believe anything he says either although it is amusing to observe how much better he is at playing politics than his western counterparts.

Again we get back to the failure of logic on the part of those who back up claims of intellectual superiority with bits of paper. The ineptitude of western leaders at lying and deception is not the proof of integrity, only of inadequacy. Not all academics are so closed minded and bigoted however, come are prepared to consider evidence and judge a case on its merits. Like these guys for example:

Dutch Intellectuals Apologise to Putin for Lies on MH17, Syria, Ukraine.

A large group prominent Dutch academics and intellectuals led by Professor Cees Hamelink has sent an open letter to Russian president Vladimir Putin apologising for the way Russia has been unfairly accused of warmongering. Although unreported in UK media it has attracted a lot of attention in Europe.

Part of the letter reads:

Dear Mr. President Putin, Please accept our apologies on behalf of a great many people here in the Netherlands for our Government and our Media. The facts concerning MH17 are twisted to defame you and your country.

It continues;

You have saved us from a conflict in Syria that could have escalated into a World War and Russia is wrongly accused, without evidence or investigation, of delivering the weapons systems that allegedly brought down MH17. For this reason Western Governments claim they have a right to economically pressure Russia.

Its unfortunately true, that our media have lost all independence and are just mouthpieces for the Powers that Be. Because of this, Western people tend to have a warped view of reality and are unable to hold their politicians to account.

Read a full transcript at:

Dutch Intellectuals Apologize to Putin for Lies on MH17, Syria, Ukraine…

(Also available at many other sources, several in English most most in major European languages of the host publication’s home nation.)

Consider that phrase, “Western people tend to have a warped view of reality” Reading the warped and war wishing views of some here at blog.co.uk who think of themselves as left wing intellectuals, the truth of that statement is absolutely clear.

How sick must a person be to wish for the deaths of millions of people and suffering of probably billions in the global conflict that the USA under W and Obama has been pushing for. Russia is historically an inward looking nation, they don’t need territory, there are vast tracts of Siberia that are not populated. What they always have been however is paranoid about invasion, which is why they have become increasingly tetchy about the EU / NATO trying to seduce former soviet republics in violation of a 1981 treaty.

The West not bombing Iraq for humanitarian reasons

August 16, 2014 greenteeth Uncategorized aircraft, aviation, cameron, iraq, ISIS, islamic, obama, oil, satire, war

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RAF Tornado, not an ideal bulk grain carrier (source: flickr.com)

The involvement of Britains Royal Air Force in delivering humanitarian aid in Iraq t has triggered speculations that the UK, may join the US in launching targeted air strikes against the Islamic State (ISIS). The RAF Tornados deployed Tornado are two seat fighter planes capable of low level supersonic flight but not ideal for delivering large payloads of bagged rice or bottled water. They could possibly be useful for dropping medicines however.

Though British military leaders were insistent that the aircraft would only be used in Iraq as part of humanitarian operations, the choice of Tornados, described by military aviation publications as described as a two-seat, all-weather, day/night attack aircraft” for a humanitarian mission has led to speculation that Britain might quickly be dragged into an escalating regional conflict by a the United States government that shows every sign of being committed to triggering global war.

It would be more logical to assume that David Cameron is showing totally unacceptable devotion to his bum-boy buddy Barack Hussein Obama at whose bidding the UK is now being dragged back into the unwinnable struggle to keep the very large oilfields around Irbil (aka Erbil) under western control. Oil from the Ibril fields supplies a significant amount of energy to Europe.

Does that make a little more sense? When you step back and look at the bigger picture, it always comes back to oil.

Secrets And Oil In Scottish Referendum Cover Up

August 12, 2014 greenteeth Uncategorized cameron, oil, politics, referendum, satire, scotland

Massive oil find off Scottish coast hushed-up until after independence referendum? (source)

Stumbled across this in a site titled Oil and Gas People dot com my peregrinations but the story seems to have cone viral around the Scottish diaspora since (not because) I mentioned it in Little Nicky Machiavelli. The Yes campaign, supporting a vote for full independence have latched onto it and are playing it for all it’s worth.(hence picture from Yes (Highlands) web site. Could the story be a game changer I wonder?

Speculation has been growing in the Oil Industry, the political circus and public bar debating chambers that there was more to the Prime Ministers recent secret visit to Shetland than has been released.

The Facebook page of YES Highlands and Islands has released an article that unfortunately we cannot link to but which was shared by thousands and entered the blogosphere through cut and paste. It reported:

David Cameron came to visit Shetland under the tightest secrecy ever seen in Shetland last week and the national press knew nothing about it. Nor the local press.

Mr Cameron came to Shetland to say absolutely nothing about anything and allowed the local media 6 minutes of questions Which he did not answer.

Why the PM made a very rushed, and hugely expensive trip to the Shetland Oils, missing his cabinet meeting, and just making it back to Glasgow for the Games? The speculation in the industry is that there has been a huge oil find and this is not to be made public until after the Scottish independence vote next month.

Is there any substance in this rumour? We don’t actually know, but like Flight MH17 false flag story, the Syria gas attack story, the revelations that the US / EU sponsored rebellion in Syria would spill over into a wider conflict, the prediction that Ukraine’s coup d’etat would turn out to be another CIA regime change scandal and so much much more, the blogosphere has a mightily impressive record on getting things right, while tile aft er time the official propaganda so eagerly passed on by tax eaters and sucked up by authority worshippers has turned out to be a great big steaming pile of bullshit.

Is there more detail on this? Not yet, if there was it wouldn’t be secret. I did manage to find this however:

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Sorry, its a bad screen capture Twitter did not like my software’s ‘capture region’ feature

Here’s a link to that Twitter account

And a good place to start your own research

Today We Should Pray For The Lefties

July 15, 2014November 8, 2015 greenteeth Uncategorized cameron, hague, m.p, mekon, politics, satire

Yes today the left of British politics have suffered a crushing bow. Education Minister Michael Gove has lost his job in Cameron’s reshuffle. As Gove was the primary target for the left’s irrational hatred and without irrational hatred the left have nothing in their weaponry, this is a massive setback with an election only a year away.

Other news from the cabinet reshuffle. Ken Clarke is gone. I put on the radio this morning to catch the 8:30 news bulletin and all I could hear was the sound of a pair of hush puppies slapping against the pavement as a portly septugenarian clutching an airline ticket for Cambodia ran for Heathrow, pursued by The Hounds Of The Morrigan*

Environment Secretary Owen fracking Paterson has been sacked after encouraging councils to ride roughshod over the democratic process in granting fracking permits to companies in which his family members have an interest.

Liz Truss has been promoted, presumably to give Cameron or Osborne some support. Esther McVeigh who I am aware of only because before she went into politics I once saw her cavorting about on a celebrity game show, filling a very tight pair of leather trousers perfectly. So what will she do in government? Do we need a minister for pert bottoms? I’d say yes we do, although I’d prefer the job to have gone to Cheryl Cole.

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Esther McVeigh – will bring much needed gravitas to the government Source

Big surprise is the departure of William Hague. Was her really so deeply hurt when Boggart Blog said he looked like The Mekon in the Eagle / Dan Dare comic strips? Or is he jumping ship before the next batch of sexual misdemeanours come to light?

One amateur pundit rather unworthily suggested all this reshuffle proves is that having a pair of tits is now the best qualification for a top job. If that were true surely Katy Price would have been made Chancellor of The Exchequer. Sorry, what am I thinking, Ms. Price has shown a great deal of business acumen and proved her ability to manage money, she’s massively overqualified for the position. Sadly then George (Gideon) Osborne remains chancellor.

Kevin Brennan, Labour’s Shadow schools minister says that following the reshuffle every minister in the Department of Education was privately educated . Oh well, at least we can be sure they’ll all be able to read and write.

As someone who has often complained about the mealy – mouthed, politically correct equivocation of modern politics I have to celebrate the elevation of Claire Perry MP, the former City trader who led the Government’s campaign for filters on online pornography. Perry is said to have walked into a Commons tea room and asked the assembled stuffed shirts (the regular guys would be in the members bar): “What do I have to do to speak, give the Speaker a blow job?”

Ms. Perry must be in good physical shape if the thinks she could bend low enough to do that to Tyrion Bercow.

*The Morrigan – Celtic goddess of retribution whose hounds pursued those guilty of crimes against the weak.

What A Wonderful Result

July 14, 2014 greenteeth Uncategorized abuse, butler - sloss, cameron, judge, law, paedophiile, satire

Forget the World Cup (well done Germany though) the big result of the weekend is another great win for the conspiracy theorists as former appeal Court Jude and Cover – Up artist par excellence Baroness Butler – Sloss is forced by a torrent of public outrage to step down as chair of the official ~~whitewashing of~~ inquiry into sexual high crimes and misdemeanours among the elite.

With allegations that have been simmering since the 1980s now coming to the boil, and Butler – Sloss having been involved in a previous cover up while her brother, former Attoney General to Margaret Thatcher’s government Sir Michael Havers having been accused of cronyism for his failure to prosecute diplomat and known paedophile, the late Sir Peter Ancram andgoing way beyond his job description in his efforts to prevent Tory MP Geoffery (honourable-but-dim) Dickens using Parliamentary privilege to name Ancram, surely David Cameron’s decision to appoint Butler – Sloss for her expertise in ~~covering up~~ investigating allegations of sexual abuse committed by members of the elite must be an indication of complicity in the cover up rather than pure and simple incompetence.

Whichever way you look at it, the way all this has at last expoled in the establishments face (and driven another million or so votes to UKIP) is a great result for those of us who have been talking about corruption at all levels of the establishment for thirty years now (I was doing jokes about Havers and Ancram, Jimmy Savile and Stuart Hall, Leon Brittan and hush puppies (any a numberr of Labour figures) in the early 1980s (and getting pulled offstage for going too far over the line on one occasion).

But forget the establishment and their cover ups, let’s do a bit of examining the evidence of our own:

Butler-Sloss kept allegations of bishops abuse quiet because she she cared about the Church

Why Do The Left Love Paedophiles

Judge Butler – Sloss Best To Head Elitist Paedophile ~~Cover Up~~ Inquiry – Cameron

No Conspiracy Of Silence On Elitist Paedophiles

Organising a Cover Up to Cover Up a Cover up? Just call The Establishment

Conspiracy: What Has Induced The BBC paranoia about paedophiles