Britain’s Favorite Cockney Geezer Calls David Cameron a Twat.

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Danny Dyer (left) and David Cameron with wife Samantha

During a Special World Cup edition of ITV’s Good Evening Britain did not disappoint, Britain’s favourite cockney geezer Danny Dyer shocked presenters Piers Morgan and David Cameron and Susanna Reid, and amused fellow panelists the Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn and former Baywatch sex bom Pammie Anderson by referring to Britain’s last Prime Minister as a twat, and suggesting the former conservative Prime Minister be held accountable for Brexit.

Breakfast show anchors Morgan and Reid went on air after England’s 1-0 World Cup loss loss to Belgium, in a timeslot that fell outside the threshold for censoring adult content.

Dyer, now plating a pivotal character in long running soap Eastenders and with a long list of foul mouthed cockney hard case roles on his C V stole the show. His first move was to tell Morgan to “just stop talking” as Morgan attempted to apologise for criticizing Love Island contestants – Dyer’s daughter, Dani, is on the show. He topped that however when the topic of Brexit came up.

“Who knows about Brexit? No one’s got a effing clue what Brexit is, yeah? You watch Question Time, it’s a comedy!” opined Dyer, before describing the UK’s exit from the European Union as a “mad riddle, know one knows what it is.”

Getting down to who he deems as responsible for the current political upheaval in Britain since the June 2016 result, Dyer asked: “So, what’s happened to that t**t David Cameron who called it on?,” referring to the prime minister responsible for calling the referendum, only to resign and step away from politics entirely in its aftermath.

Through tense chuckles, a curious look from Corbyn and a wince from Susanna Reid, Dyer continued: “How come he’s just scuttled off?”

“Where is he? He’s in Europe, in Nice, with his trotters up. Where is the geezer? He should be held accountable for it!”

Sitting back in his chair arms folded, Dyer gave off a final call of “t**t”, cementing his status as a national treasure and as the best thing to happen to the Good Morning/Evening franchise since Richard Madeley embarrassed Defence Secretary Gavin Williamson on air.

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