Trans-women’s Milk As Good As Breast Milk, says NHS Trust

Is the no end to this politically correct lunacy in the NHS – no wonder the service is totally fucked up.

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The lunatics who run The University of Sussex Hospitals NHS Trust (USHT) have stated in a letter to campaigners, that breast milk produced by trans women (i.e. ladyboy, cathoey, chick-with-dick, jock-in-a-frock,) who were assigned male at birth is as good for babies as that produced by a mother who has given birth.

The letter stated that the milk produced by trans women after taking a combination of drugs is “comparable to that produced following the birth of a baby”. The practice of artificially inducing lacation in biological males was the subject of a complaint last year by the Children of Transitioners, an organisation was founded by a woman whose father transitioned in an effort to provide support for children in a similar situation.

In an August 2023 response, The University of Sussex Hospitals NHS Trust defended its claims, referring to five scientific papers dating back to 1977 and pointing to World Health Organisation (WHO – the genocidist United Nations offshoot that recently gave you the mRNA killer jabs,) guidance and “overwhelming evidence” that “human milk” is better for a baby than formula milk.

It also references a 2022 study that found “milk testosterone concentrations” were under 1 per cent with “no observable side effects” in the babies. The study, on a very small sample of babies, lasted for five months and no long-term data was obtained. So they are happy to make such sweeping statements without any clue as to what might happen five, ten or twenty years in the future? How fucking insane is that?

Our qualified adviser on medical matters tells us for a biological male to breastfeed, they must develop milk-producing glands by taking the hormone progestin. A drug is required to lactate, such as domperidone, which is often prescribed to women struggling to breastfeed, and helps to stimulate the production of prolactin – a separate hormone that tells the body to produce milk.

Sussex University trust created what it called Britain’s “first clinical and language guidelines supporting trans and non-binary birthing people” in 2021.

Within its guidance were assertions about the ability of trans women to produce milk for a baby. We find it bizarre that the NHS strongly advises women (real women that is,) not to nurse a baby if they have had a glass of wine because of possible ill effects but now says it is completely safe to do so if your body is pumped full of drugs that nobody knows how they may affect an infant.

I also recall a Health Visitor warning my caffiene – loving daughter in law against drinking too much COFFEE while breastfeeding as it could effect her child. Where are Social Services in safeguarding the babies doped up, deranged snip-and-tuck jobs plan to breatfeed? Or do they actually support it because Diversity, Equality and Inclusivity? What absolutely sickening child abuse USHT is promoting.

Lottie Moore, of the Policy Exchange, which uncovered the letter, said the trust “is unbalanced and naïve in its assertion that the secretions produced by a male on hormones can nourish an infant in the way a mother’s breast milk can”.

USHT has removed the webpage where the guidance was published, but now links to an external website, La Leche League, which states it “supports everyone who wants to breastfeed or chestfeed in reaching their goals”.

Maya Forstater, the director of campaign group Sex Ma

tters, said: “For a chief executive and medical director of an NHS trust to prioritise trans identities over what is best for mothers and their babies is deeply disturbing.”

Milli Hill, a campaigner for women’s rights in childbirth, said: “Male people, however they identify or describe themselves, cannot breastfeed.”

University Hospitals Sussex NHS Foundation Trust said: “We stand by the facts of the letter and the cited evidence supporting them.”

The other question that needs to be raised related to the cost of these totally unnecessary treatments. With the NHS constantly complaining that they are strapped for cash how is it possible for them to pander to the whims of mentally ill people who delude themselves that they are something other than their biological sex how many people are being denied treatment for cancer, heart disease, respiratory problems, loss of eyesight and other such genuine health problems?

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Impartiality? The BBC’s Blind Spot
The year has got off to a poor start for the BBC Identity Hub, led by Jon Buckley. Despite their clear significance, it decided against including several stories in its coverage. This is a specialist team ostensibly covering issues around gender identity, remember. First, there was the Women’s Rights Network report on trans-identified male police officers’ rights to search women’s orifices, which was so solid it led to an apparent shift in policy …

Heard In A British Court: Miss Trenchard Then Penetrated [the rape victim] With Her Lady Penis
A 19-year-old trans-identified male broke down in tears after a Guernsey Royal Court jury unanimously found him guilty of rape on July 28. Despite the serious crime, Freddie Christian Trenchard, who was born male but identifies as a “trans femme,” was first reported to police in February of last year, though the crime occurred in the summer of 2021.

Just Another Day In Bizarro World: Colonel Forced Out Of TheArmy For Saying ‘Men Cannot Be Women’
Dr Kelvin Wright, 54, had been a Reservist commanding officer with 14 years’ unblemished service, including two tours in Afghanistan, before his “honour was attacked” with a transphobia complaint and an investigation he described as “hellish”. In May, he shared a post on his private Facebook account from Fair Play for Women, a group that works to preserve women’s sport for those born female,

I will get hate mail now’: Lord Robert Winston backs professor in trans row saying ‘you can’t change sex’
After making controversial comments on transgender issues during his appearance on BBC television’s Question Time last night, biologist and science broadcasdter Lord Robert Winston said today he fears he will be the subject of hate attacks from trans activists and the ‘woke’ brigade. Winston, not for the first time, publicly backed a fellow academic scientist who triggered the trans – hate mob last wek by saying people “can’t change sex”.

Doctors Back NHS-Funded ‘Womb Transplants’ for Transgender People

Leading doctors working in the UK’s National Health Service have said they back taxpayer-funded womb transplants for biological males who identify as women and think a bit of surgery and a daily does of hormone tablets can turn them into real, child bearing women. Experts at parting the gullible and emotionally immature from their hard …

Transgenderism and The Left’s Stuggle Against Reality
‘People with penises are men’ – Lit Fic author Ian McEwan takes on The Politically Correct Though Police in the transgender debate. The much acclaimed and highly  respected British author was today facing calls to apologise to those precious little chick-with-dicks like Caitlyn Bruce Jenner after taking a sledgehammer to the politically correct left’s cause …   

Equality Institute: Don’t Say ‘Pregnant Women’ as ‘People of All Genders Can Fall Pregnant’

The politics of the left is the politics of insanity, we have been reporting on this for fifteen years (nine as The Daily Stirrer, before that as Little Nicky Machiavelli. And things are getting worse rather than improving. Every day we hear of some new politically correct idiocy from government or from NGOs set up …  

Homosexuality: As a liberal society we have a duty to tolderate, not celebrate
Even though the government has accepted a very limited definition of same sex marriage the gay lobby keeps raving on about the greates non issue of all time. But in a free society should we be subjected to bullying if we do not show enough enthusiasm for homosexual and lesbian relationships? When did indifference become a hate crime?

Gay and same sex marriage: The Bigotry And Intolerance Of Those Who Describe Themselves As The Liberal Left
With same sex marriage made legal in Britain we face the same kind of witch hunts against businesses that do not want to deal with beareded queens in bridal gowns as the liberal bigots and gay nazis are launching in the USA. As many of us new media common sense merchants predicted, once the principle was accepted in law, nobody would be allowed to opt out of supporting these bullies.

Scientists create human-sheep chimera with hopes of affordable organ transplants
A team of scientists has grown hybrid embryos in the womb of a sheep that contain human stem cells, moving the sci-fi idea of developing human organs inside animals one step closer to reality, and sparking ethical concerns. The development could potentially save thousands lives among people who are in a need of vital organ transplants.SSS

The Internet Of Things: A Dystopian Nightmare Where Your Entire Life Will Be Monitored On The Internet
We have reported many times on the Internet of Things an idea planned by the big technology companies and bevoled of control freak mainstream politicians and the creepy people who run global corporations. Those who love the idea of technology controlling us are cheering the idea …

Google’s Eric Schmidt Greases Skids For Internet Brain Chip Google CEO Eric Schmidt greased the skids for an Internet brain chip during a speech at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland earlier today when he predicted the end of the world wide web as an external concept. Asked how he saw the Internet developing in future years, Schmidt responded, “There will be so many IP addresses…so many devices, sensors, things that you are wearing, things that you are interacting with that you won’t even sense it.”

The Robotification Of Human Society Is being Implemented

Are you ready to surrender your humanity to science, accept having computer chips implanted in your skull that will link your brain to the internet (via a Google server) and let your life be controlled by machines? That’s what The Controllers are planning for you …

Transhumanism: The Elite’s Agenda For Total Control
Robot lovers, indestrictible soldiers with no mercy or compassion, everlasting life for beings that are part human, part machine, genetically modified humans with supernatural strength and endurance competing in future ‘hungrer Games’ style Olympic tournaments: the plot of some dystopian novel? No, actual items in the elite’s agenda for total control.
Transhumanism and Eugenics
We have said many times that the science community is at war with humanity. Scientists are out of control, evry day we hear of some new scheme to try to control nature, be it human nature or the climate. Given what we ought to have learned from all previous attempts to control nature we can only conclude that scientists are insane psychos willing to risk destroying life to show off how clever they are.
Transhumanism: Join The Resistance
Transhumanism, the creation of – or turning us into – part human, part machine cyborgs is generating a lot of discussion and a lot of spontaneous ejaculations in the scientific community as they contemplate having their brains replaced by a computer. There are no limits on the ambitions of scientists fantasies, they even envisage creating robots that can interbreed with us, but how much is realistic?
Transhumanism: They will get under your skin
We seem to be talking a lot about transhumanism, the process of turing us into human – animal or human -machine hybrids recently. The Daily Stirer thinks such technological visions are nothing more than the fantasies of sick minds, but politicians and corporate leaders, ever eager for more power and control, seem willing to stump up infintie funding.
Technology and Transhumanism
Prof Mark Post, a researcher at the University of Maastricht, has spent several years developing a technique for growing meat in the lab. Yesterday, he unveiled the product of his work: a petri-dish beefburger, grown from stem cells. Genetically, it is beef, but it has never seen a cow. The eye-watering price tag represents the cost of the whole project (Google’s Sergey Brin was picking up the bill). The shamburger was cooked via a live video stream on the internet, and was pronounced as basically meat-like (if lacking salt and fat) by a panel of chefs, who for some reason ate it without ketchup.

Artificial Intelligence: Will It Kill Human Society?
The media, the so called ‘experts’ and politicians hail every technological advance as if it will btransport us from reality to a utopian paradise. but does Artificial Intelligence and related internet and computer technology pose theats to human society that far outweigh any possible advantages? Whateve, Google plan to put machines in our place on top of the food chain.

When Algorithms Rule The World
It must seem to many people that technology is taking over the world and our lives. The internet is everywhere and algorithms filter information to control the news and influence behaviour. But is the technology takeover as solid as it seems or are the hyperbolic claims based on some very dodgy logic?

Is Technology Creating Physical and Psychological Hazards In The Digital Age?
Scientific research used to be the area of work that trailblazers, those with an unquenchable desire for new experience and a hyperactive sense of adventure wanted to be involved in. Now those who label themselves ‘scientists’ seem to have become the high priests of an ultra – conservative religion, determined at all costs to block progess that may lead to understanding that the dogmas of the past are just wrong

The Mummers: The Controlling system And The Illusion Of Freedom
We live in a world of deception, where truth is an ephemeral thing, slippery as an eel and shadowy as a spectre. What we are expercted to perceive as reality is just spin and misinformation designed to ensure the elite maintain their control. There’s eff all you can do just get on with your life, say the shills for big government and authoritarianism. But are we really nothing more than slaves of the system?

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Boris’ Government Trying To Bypass Parliament, Introduce Vaccine Passports By Back Door
We warned you this authoritarian government would not let the idea of vaccine passports go and here they are, reported by Summit News (well you didn’t expect to see it in mainstream media did you?} tyring to bring in their wretched “Papers Please” legislation by the back door.

UK School staff receive threats of violence amid anti-vaccination campaign

Government plans to push their dodgy vaccines onto schoolchildren are meeting opposition. On the back of scientific studies showing children are at zero risk from cOVID and do not spread the virus parents, and citizens concerned at this fascistic coercion of citizens to accept an experimental medication are reacting in the only way they can.

“F**K The Jab, Long Live Australia” – 20,000 Shut Down Melbourne Highway In Massive Lockdown Protest
Anti-lockdown protests have become commonplace in Australia since the latest round of “snap” lockdowns began two months ago although you wouldn’t think so if you rely on mainstream media for information about what’s going on in this increasingly insane world. Newspapers and broadcast news channels have almost totally blanked stories reporting the pushback against the Australian government’s increasingly authoritarian measures

France: Thousands of Health Workers Who Refused Covid Vaccine Mandate Suspended
The French government have today suspended 3,000 health
workers who have defied a manadte requiring all medical personnel to be vaccinated against COVID,The Guardian reports. Announcing the move France’s health minister said that many have since agreed to be inoculated now that they had seen “the mandate was a reality”.

Major Study Links Covid Vaccines To Disruption Of Womens Reproductive Cycle
More evidence that COVID vaccine program is a scam emerged today as a study carried out by Imperial College, London suggests a link between Pfizer, Moderna, AZ and J&J vaccines and the menstrual cycle. Some of us have been reporting since early this year on the problems people have experienced after COVID vaccination. Among the problems reported was disruption of women’s menstrual cycle … Continue reading >>>

The Orwellian Vaccine Passport Agenda Relies On The Lie Of The “Social Contract”
There is a fundamental question that needs to be asked when examining the vaccine passport issue, and what I find is that almost no one in the mainstream is tackling it directly. The question is this: “Is it legally and morally acceptable to constrict the rights and economic access of people in order to force them to submit to an experimental “vaccine”, or any other medical procedure for that matter?”

Evil Labour Government Helped Private Companies Profit From NHS
If you live in Heywood and Middleton and were thinking of voting for the greedy, paedophile loving, elitists’ party, Labour because you have been taken in by the lies peddled at the Labour conference that the wicked Tories plan to privatize the NHS, think again.

The science of saturated fat: A big fat surprise about nutrition?
After years of being told saturated fat is a killer and we should avoid it in favour of Big Food products that are the nearest modern chemistry can get to packaging arterial plaque, yet another scientific meta analysis shows the sat fat scare was based of fraudulent science and there is no evidence your steak is harming you.

CDC Admits as Many as 30 Million Americans Could be at Risk for Cancer Due to Polio Vaccine
Vaccine, that great profit driver for the pharmaceutical corporations, are under the spotlight again. This time it is a link between polio vaccine and cancer which makers and medical science has denied for fifty years that has finally been admitted by the US Centre for Disease control. How ironic they have owned up just weelks after the Obama administration granted Pharma corporations immunity from legal actions.

Statins? Our Welfare Or Corporate Profits, Which Side Is Medical Science On?
The propaganda aimed at convincing us that if we throw enough money at medical science the boffins can provide drugs to prevent death is not about the greatest good of the greatest number, it is about corporate profit and political power. The latest scam is to swing public opinion into accepting mass medication with drugs most do not need. It is just a scam to sell a drug the scientists and manufacturers know is no good.

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Snowflake Special: Snowflake Professor blasts students for walking out of patronising lecture.

by Arthur Foxake
Story is a bit out of date but I sent it to drafts instead of live posts.

Students Walk Out of ‘Patronising’ Sexual Consent Class

We have been planning to start a run of posts on the plague of special snowflakism currently suppressing free speech and attacking the individials right to hold opinions that diverge from the dogmas of politicall correct fascism. Better late than never, so brace yourselves snowflakes, we’rew going to give you a rough ride.

In October 2016 the ‘Women’s Officer’ (Mother Hen) at the University of York labelled students “dangerously naive” after they responded to the imlementation of sexual consent classes, walking out en mass because they felt they were being “patronised”.

Students Union officers argued the “gender neutral” lessons were necessary to protect first-year students’ “physically and mental wellbeing”, following the nationwide moral panic concerning a supposed campus “rape crisis”. This rape crisis is not like the rape crises in Sweden and Germany where victims are gang raped by immigrants of a certain religion and lef bloody and broken, not is it like the mass rape cases in Rotherham, Rochdale, Oxford, Birmingham and many other large town where young girls living in council; care were targeted by men of a certain religion and used as sex slaves. No, some of these university rapes involve young women going to be with men, having sex and then any time from the morning after up to several months later deciding they did not want to do it after all. Needless to say these stupid slappers are supported by feminist groups.

Around a quarter of the 5,000 youngsters summoned defiantly decided to leave the event, arguing that they did not need the lecture or wish to be framed as “potential rapists” by the feminist Women’s Officer.

“We’re Women’s Officers at the University of York. Earlier this year, we were elected after a cross-campus ballot in which we pledged to run consent talks. On Tuesday 27 September, we did just that”, wrote furious Student Union official Lucy Robinson, responding to the protest.

“If you’ve eaten a lasagne, would you automatically consider yourself an expert on Italian cuisine? Probably not. So why then, do we assume that 18-year-olds are experts on sexual consent, just because a number of them will have had sexual experiences?” she argued. Some one should have told her, “Calm down dear, Italian cuisine is a tad more complex than sexual consent.” In fact the act of eating a lasagne may render one knowledgeable about the item you have just eaten, but not knowledgeable on all Italian cuisine. Osso buco, Spaghetti alle Vongole , Cioppino or Chicken Cacciatorere all very different things to lasagne, just as missionary position, blow job, tie and tease or a bit of mild S & M are all different types of sex (and just don’t go anywhere near The Dutch Reverse Steamboat).

Third-year activist Ben Froughi did not agree. He distributed flyers outside the event, informing students that they had no obligation to sit through the classes, and encouraging them to take a stand. Quite right, if she says yes you are OK to keep going until she says no. On the other hand she cannot reasonable claim rape if she only says, No, stop! after you have stopped.

“When handing out the flyers to the final group of the day, one fresher stood beside me and shouted towards the group waiting to enter, ‘We don’t consent to consent talks!’ which got a laugh,” Mr. Froughi told York’s student paper Nouse.

“Consent talks are patronising; if students really need lessons in how to say yes or no then they should not be at university”, he argued.

“There is no ‘correct’ way to negotiate getting someone into bed with you. In suggesting that there is consent talks, perhaps most damaging of all, encourage women to interpret sexual experiences that have not been preceded by a lengthy, formal and sober contractual discussion as rape.

“Consent talks propagate the backward message that all women are potential victims and all men potential rapists”, he said.

However, the National Union of Students (NUS) guidelines state that universities have a duty to tell freshers the legal definitions of rape and sexual assault, citing wolf-whistles, heckling and jokes about rape as common examples of harassment. Well yes, but where does wise advice stop and self righteous stupidity start? In California there have been moves by the politically correct clueless cunts who run the US state to make men obtain written consent before they get down to serious business. This only made California and the politically correct paskudniaks who run the state governmen an even bigger laughing stock than when they tried to extend full human righs to goldfishes.

The National Union of Students commissioned a report in 2014 claiming that one in five students will experience some form of sexual harassment during their first week of term.
The stats were widely discredited, however, when it was revealed that to the warped, bigoted misandrious mindset of fat, ugly lezzas feminists “unwanted sexual advances”, such as asking a girl to dance, or offering to buy her a drink were classed as harassment .

York’s Feminist Students Union has hit the headlines before after they banned events marking International Men’s Day less than 24 hours after a male student at the University killed himself.
Around 200 staff, students and alumni described the idea of “equality for everyone” as “misogynistic rhetoric” and argued that a Men’s day was wrong “because women are structurally unequal to men”.

Well yes girls, you are structurally unequal to men because we are genetically programmed to take the bullet or blade, fight the monster or swin across the raging torrent to save your lives, so shut the fuck up or in future buy your own drinks and fight your own monster. Oh and if you decide to do a bit of prick teasing for fun, you may be lucky and only encounter gentlemanly types, but don’t always rely on a good outcome.

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Racist Student Union Officer says ‘I Can’t be Racist’

Bahar Mustafa, the student union political correctness officer who notoriously banned white people and men from an event promoting equality and then tweeted on a hashtag ‘killallwhitemen’ has claimed she “cannot be racist” because she is an ethnic minority woman.

Bahar Mustafa – she could make a little career as a Kate Bush lookalike but I don’t fancy her chances of getting a job in the diplomatic service (Image source)

The Goldsmiths University’s student union welfare and diversity officer sparked a backlash when she told white people and men they should not attend an event on “diversifying the curriculum”.

She posted on Facebook: “Invite loads of BME Women and non-binary people!! Also, if you’ve been invited and you’re a man and/or white PLEASE DON’T COME just cos I invited a bunch of people and hope you will be responsible enough to respect this is a BAME, Women and non-binary event only.”

(WTF is a non binary person, is the silly tart referring to people who don’t own a computer or smartphone?)

Her comments were branded “laughable” and “patronising” by fellow students.
And Goldsmiths University (??? – when did Goldsmiths University set up shop and what former Woolworths store does it occupy) said it had written to the union to “express concern” at the comments, and added: “We are proud of our diverse community and do not tolerate any form of oppression, including racism, sexism or any other form of bigotry.”

But Ms Mustafa, 27, has hit back in the row, describing the backlash over her Facebook post as “only one in a series of attacks upon minority women on campus.”

In a statement read out to fellow students, she accused the media of embarking on a “witch hunt and shameful character assassination”. The evil, racist bastards went too far when they told the truth about her.

She said: “There have been charges laid against me that I am racist and sexist towards white men.

“I, an ethnic minority woman, cannot be racist or sexist towards white men, because racism and sexism describe structures of privilege based on race and gender. Therefore, women of colour and minority genders cannot be racist or sexist, since we do not stand to benefit from such a system.(OMFG, she’s illiterate as well as stupid and bigoted.)

We can only reply, “If all the minority females at Goldsmiths are sexist bigots like you dear, it is any wonder people insult them? And while we are at at is your name suggests you are a Muslim, does your husband know you are involved in this lezza / Trotskyite shite when you should be at home cleaning and cooking for him?

Upright Micturation: A Great Victory For Male Human Rights

The right to pee standing up will not easily be surrendered by European men. (Source)

Feminists may screech about equality in the workplace, the GayBLT community get they knickers in a twist about same sex marriage, Muslims claim the right to sell their daughters to the highest bidder, Labour supporters demand the right to be offended on behalf of people who are not themselves offended, Americans are very jealous of their right to have more rights than anyone else, but there is one right the men of northern Europe hold dear. And it has been under threat.

There are those on the left who would deny us the right to piss standing up. The politically correct busybodies have even gone to court in a big to deprive us of this right.

Fortunately common sense prevailed when a court in Dusseldorf, Germany ruled that it is permissible for men to urinate while standing.

The ruling came after a landlord in the sixth most populous city in Germany sought nearly $2,855 in damages to repair a bathroom floor. The landlord claimed the floor had “lost its sheen” by being regularly sprinkled with urine by a male tenant.

“Despite growing castration domestication of men in this matter, urinating while standing up is still common practice,” said Judge Stefan Hank, who added that damage to marble floors from urine is virtually unknown.

Whadda we want boys? Sticky Balls

Important new for me of a certain age:

Whadda we want boys? Sticky Balls. When do we want ’em? Now!

I was probably as gobsmacked as you on first seeing this information; “Sticky Balls stop cancer from spreading. Visions of smearing Tate and Lyles Black Treacle over my scrotum before going out every day suddenly made cance seem like an attractive option.

And imagining my wife’s reaction when she had to wash my underwear made suicide by immersing myself in agricultural slurry an appealing prospect.

But it’s true apparently, according to the latest medical research there are great benefits to be had from sticky balls. According to research carried out at Cornell University, USA, “sticky balls” can destroy tumour cells in the blood and may prevent cancers spreading.

Scientists at Cornell report they have designed nanoparticles that stay in the bloodstream and kill migrating cancer cells on contact.

They said the impact was “dramatic” but there was “a lot more work to be done”. Well yeah, I imagine persuading men to have sticky balls will be tougher than selling vasectomies.

One of the biggest factors in life expectancy after being diagnosed with cancer is whether the tumour has spread to become a metastatic cancer. About 90% of cancer deaths are related to metastases,” said lead researcher Prof Michael King.

OK boys, get a supply of treacle in just to be ready.

When men first stood erect.

Archaeologists have believed for some time that it was about two million years ago when men first stood erect. Were that the case it would be a trbute to the efficacy of viagra that we can still get up.

A recent discovery suggests however our ancestors took that all important step from being hairy arsed knuckle draggers (Australopithicus Hairyarsus) and set us on the road to homo sapiens sapiens (Man who knows he knows.)

Fossilised footprints found in layers of sediment in the bottom of a deep fat fryer found as researchers were excavating the remains of Darren and Karens hot food van in a prehistoric settlement that it is tought was once a lay by on the A40 London to Oxford Road will, say the team leaders, change our view of human evolution if authenticated.

Dr. Paul Eolithic, Professor of antiquities at Brassneck College, Oxford sounded a not of caution however. He said the age of Darren and Keren has been misoverestimated, in fact their descendants are still living on the nearby Blackbird Leys estate. Dr. Eolithic recalls being disturbed by the couple while having a bunk up with a girl student in a Ford Zephyr. They were locking up after a late night and thought the car might have beendriven by members of the notorious Carnera Brothers gan who controlled the hamburger and hotdogs trrade in Reading.

The Professor may be right but remains of organic material from a Morris Oxford discovered nearby have been carbon dated at three million years old. Again experts are divided however, some insisting that exposure to ancient chip fat would accelerate the ageing process.

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Mankind’s greatest invention

It’s The Smell Of Alpha Males That Attracts Women

Women Can’t Resist The Smell Of Alpha Males according to new research reported in today’s Daily Mail science section. (If you think Daily Mail and science should never appear in the same sentence just read on, this is good stuff.)

Alpha males have a smell all of their own, one that triggers certain hormonal reactions in women, the research paper reports.

It is thought the phenomenon helps women sniff out alpha males, in the belief they will provide them with healthy children.
The scented signal may also provide wimps with a subtle warning that there is a superior male nearby who is not to be messed with.
It is often said that horses sweat, men perspire and women glow. now we know that real men put out pussy magnetism smells.

Macho men have a different type of body odour to others, research has found …

So that’s another of life’s great mysteries sorted. Now we know why some blokes have a big, red, hairy arse.

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Good News For Older Men, New Treatment Blasts Prostate Cancer.

One of the biggest health worries for men my age is the possibility of developing prostate cancer. It is astounding to think the tiny prostate gland, no bigger than a walnut and tucked away warm and safe up our bottom holes can cause so much trouble. Cancer of the prostate is a killer though if it is not diagnosed and treated early enough.

If the disease is not identified early the only solution is major surgery on your rectum. Many men survive this but always seem to live a half arsed life after the operation and of course it ruins their sex life.

It is good news then for middle aged men (60 is the new 40, I’m not effing middle aged yet OK?) that medical researchers have found a chemical that can destroy prostate cancer…

Dynamite…

We are told the side effects are no worse than eating a meal of faggots and peas.

We can only hope however that medical professionals always remember to slather plenty of KY on the stuff before administering the treatment.

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Things Not To Do In The Delivery Suite: A Guide For Prospective Fathers

When I were nobbut a lass, there were many jokes, cartoons and comedy sketches involving birth.
In all these instances birth was depicted as something that took place behind closed doors whilst the husbands paced up and down in the corridor, awaitng the news.

By the time Ian was procreating men were allowed into the delivery room and 10 years later when I got round to it myself it was absolutely de-riguer to have ones partner present not only at the birth but at all the shenanigans leading up to it, general info from the district nurses about what would happen over the ensuing seven months of pregnancy and on into the early years of the babies life, hospital appointments, scans, ante-natal classes, maternity-home visits, the whole shoot and shebang.

When we compared notes, my contempories and I, there were some hilarious stories about men turning green, mistaking the umbilical cord for the penis -never quite worked that one out myself unless there are some men wandering about whose penises comprise two tubes twisted around one another and covered in transluscent skin, god I couldn’t touch pasta spirals with tomato sauce for years after the birth of BBC – throwing up, getting high on the gas and air and falling asleep in the corner as they got bored with the waitng and moaning, and thus missing the whole thing anyway.

Now, of course, there are vast herds of friends, relatives and probably passing drunks just looking for somewhere to spend a warm hour or so, all armed with their mobile phones to photograph or video the event and forward it to their totally uninterested friends, well if they were interested they’d be there wouldn’t they? or post up on YouTube.

And I imagine that never in their wildest misgivings did those avant garde obstetricians of the sixties and seventies think that at some point in the future one of those imminent fathers would not be there, awestruck, holding his partner’s hand and breathing with her, but caressing the midwofe’s neck and telling her she was cute, before making a lunge for her breasts.
He was, of course, evicted from the delivery room and I should imagine it will be a long time before he is allowed back into the marital bed.